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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:16 am
Tarspin wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:39 pm So what's the latest? More actual hotel stays and an actual off road capable thing? Job rebuttled with a sweet offer so lighting that bridge on fire is now a distant memory and the plan is a one month tour then back to work? Any hoes in different area codes lined up through POF?
:whocares:

I have no idea. Take a month long trip to who cares where? The big ticket things I want to do are Canyonlands, Grand Canyon, Glacier, Colorado's mountain passes, and the drive to/from Fairbanks to see the northern lights and experience the solitude and nature on Canada's deserted highways that go through Jasper and Banff.

I could do Canyonlands/Grand Canyon in a month I guess. Fly there and rent a vehicle. Basically only doing one of these though, and not really doing any 4x4 stuff or mountain biking. So Canyonlands/GC is best left for another trip. Drive to Fairbanks and back while hitting Glacier, also not likely to happen in a month.

Guess I could be like every other white cuck and go to OBX for a week or two.
If you have a well planned month, I think you will be surprised how much time you will have to do nothing.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:16 am
Tarspin wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:39 pm So what's the latest? More actual hotel stays and an actual off road capable thing? Job rebuttled with a sweet offer so lighting that bridge on fire is now a distant memory and the plan is a one month tour then back to work? Any hoes in different area codes lined up through POF?
:whocares:

I have no idea. Take a month long trip to who cares where? The big ticket things I want to do are Canyonlands, Grand Canyon, Glacier, Colorado's mountain passes, and the drive to/from Fairbanks to see the northern lights and experience the solitude and nature on Canada's deserted highways that go through Jasper and Banff.

I could do Canyonlands/Grand Canyon in a month I guess. Fly there and rent a vehicle. Basically only doing one of these though, and not really doing any 4x4 stuff or mountain biking. So Canyonlands/GC is best left for another trip. Drive to Fairbanks and back while hitting Glacier, also not likely to happen in a month.

Guess I could be like every other white cuck and go to OBX for a week or two.
What’s a white cuck?
What’s OBX?
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:37 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:16 am

:whocares:

I have no idea. Take a month long trip to who cares where? The big ticket things I want to do are Canyonlands, Grand Canyon, Glacier, Colorado's mountain passes, and the drive to/from Fairbanks to see the northern lights and experience the solitude and nature on Canada's deserted highways that go through Jasper and Banff.

I could do Canyonlands/Grand Canyon in a month I guess. Fly there and rent a vehicle. Basically only doing one of these though, and not really doing any 4x4 stuff or mountain biking. So Canyonlands/GC is best left for another trip. Drive to Fairbanks and back while hitting Glacier, also not likely to happen in a month.

Guess I could be like every other white cuck and go to OBX for a week or two.
If you have a well planned month, I think you will be surprised how much time you will have to do nothing.
Yea, I think you're underestimating what you can do in a month.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:09 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:16 am

:whocares:

I have no idea. Take a month long trip to who cares where? The big ticket things I want to do are Canyonlands, Grand Canyon, Glacier, Colorado's mountain passes, and the drive to/from Fairbanks to see the northern lights and experience the solitude and nature on Canada's deserted highways that go through Jasper and Banff.

I could do Canyonlands/Grand Canyon in a month I guess. Fly there and rent a vehicle. Basically only doing one of these though, and not really doing any 4x4 stuff or mountain biking. So Canyonlands/GC is best left for another trip. Drive to Fairbanks and back while hitting Glacier, also not likely to happen in a month.

Guess I could be like every other white cuck and go to OBX for a week or two.
What’s a white cuck?
What’s OBX?
:dat: :iono:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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OBX is Outer Banks, NC.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:37 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:16 am

:whocares:

I have no idea. Take a month long trip to who cares where? The big ticket things I want to do are Canyonlands, Grand Canyon, Glacier, Colorado's mountain passes, and the drive to/from Fairbanks to see the northern lights and experience the solitude and nature on Canada's deserted highways that go through Jasper and Banff.

I could do Canyonlands/Grand Canyon in a month I guess. Fly there and rent a vehicle. Basically only doing one of these though, and not really doing any 4x4 stuff or mountain biking. So Canyonlands/GC is best left for another trip. Drive to Fairbanks and back while hitting Glacier, also not likely to happen in a month.

Guess I could be like every other white cuck and go to OBX for a week or two.
If you have a well planned month, I think you will be surprised how much time you will have to do nothing.
I haven't tried to re-do the calendar yet.
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Apex wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:25 am OBX is Outer Banks, NC.
It's a certified fresh top 10 white person vacation spot.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:27 am
Apex wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:25 am OBX is Outer Banks, NC.
It's a certified fresh top 10 white person vacation spot.
Pretty sure every other car up here has one of those OBX oval stickers on it.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:27 am
Apex wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:25 am OBX is Outer Banks, NC.
It's a certified fresh top 10 white person vacation spot.
Yep. I suppose I’m not white then. Never heard of it, i will however research it now and put it on my to do.
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Apex wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:28 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:27 am

It's a certified fresh top 10 white person vacation spot.
Pretty sure every other car up here has one of those OBX oval stickers on it.
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:29 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:27 am

It's a certified fresh top 10 white person vacation spot.
Yep. I suppose I’m not white then. Never heard of it, i will however research it now and put it on my to do.
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Apex wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:21 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:16 am

:whocares:

I have no idea. Take a month long trip to who cares where? The big ticket things I want to do are Canyonlands, Grand Canyon, Glacier, Colorado's mountain passes, and the drive to/from Fairbanks to see the northern lights and experience the solitude and nature on Canada's deserted highways that go through Jasper and Banff.

I could do Canyonlands/Grand Canyon in a month I guess. Fly there and rent a vehicle. Basically only doing one of these though, and not really doing any 4x4 stuff or mountain biking. So Canyonlands/GC is best left for another trip. Drive to Fairbanks and back while hitting Glacier, also not likely to happen in a month.

Guess I could be like every other white cuck and go to OBX for a week or two.
A month and you could only do one place with no 4x4 or mountain biking? This isn't computing in my head.
I looked at a trip out to Moab before and that would be 2 weeks, basically a week for travel and a week hanging out/camping/off-roading.
Going south is the only thing that makes sense. North will be a snowy shit show.
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:09 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:16 am

:whocares:

I have no idea. Take a month long trip to who cares where? The big ticket things I want to do are Canyonlands, Grand Canyon, Glacier, Colorado's mountain passes, and the drive to/from Fairbanks to see the northern lights and experience the solitude and nature on Canada's deserted highways that go through Jasper and Banff.

I could do Canyonlands/Grand Canyon in a month I guess. Fly there and rent a vehicle. Basically only doing one of these though, and not really doing any 4x4 stuff or mountain biking. So Canyonlands/GC is best left for another trip. Drive to Fairbanks and back while hitting Glacier, also not likely to happen in a month.

Guess I could be like every other white cuck and go to OBX for a week or two.
What’s a white cuck?
What’s OBX?
Outer Banks, North Carolina
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:16 am
Tarspin wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:39 pm So what's the latest? More actual hotel stays and an actual off road capable thing? Job rebuttled with a sweet offer so lighting that bridge on fire is now a distant memory and the plan is a one month tour then back to work? Any hoes in different area codes lined up through POF?
:whocares:

I have no idea. Take a month long trip to who cares where? The big ticket things I want to do are Canyonlands, Grand Canyon, Glacier, Colorado's mountain passes, and the drive to/from Fairbanks to see the northern lights and experience the solitude and nature on Canada's deserted highways that go through Jasper and Banff.

I could do Canyonlands/Grand Canyon in a month I guess. Fly there and rent a vehicle. Basically only doing one of these though, and not really doing any 4x4 stuff or mountain biking. So Canyonlands/GC is best left for another trip. Drive to Fairbanks and back while hitting Glacier, also not likely to happen in a month.

Guess I could be like every other white cuck and go to OBX for a week or two.
why obx, that place is good enough for me for only a weekend :lol: if i stay there for a week, i'd shoot myself. Why be more broad and go to New Orleans, Tejas, etc. those will feed in for 2 weeks better than OBX.
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What’s a white cuck?
What’s OBX?
Me, apparently.

I've spent a lot of time in OBX. It's great and awful all at the same time - great for decompression though.
:dat: i've spent a few weekends there and let's just say I don't exactly look forward for it. Mrytle however is a different story.
It's good for almost the first day, but falls down quickly, unless you're with a LOT of people.
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Well that took a twist. :flaccid: but i guess :whocares:
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:29 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:27 am

It's a certified fresh top 10 white person vacation spot.
Yep. I suppose I’m not white then. Never heard of it, i will however research it now and put it on my to do.
Dats where we go every year....because white cuck

PS We love it down there :doe:
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:29 am
Johnny_P wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:27 am

It's a certified fresh top 10 white person vacation spot.
Yep. I suppose I’m not white then. Never heard of it, i will however research it now and put it on my to do.
Dats where we go every year....because white cuck

PS We love it down there :doe:
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:29 am

Yep. I suppose I’m not white then. Never heard of it, i will however research it now and put it on my to do.
Dats where we go every year....because white cuck

PS We love it down there :doe:
What the EF is a white cuck?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... white+cuck
It's not even on urban dictionary... :wtf:
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I had to look up OBX.

Check my IG, I'm a white cuck in the OBX.

I'm fairly certain William Shakespeare would be highly dismayed at the state of the English language these days.
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:09 am

What’s a white cuck?
What’s OBX?
Me, apparently.

I've spent a lot of time in OBX. It's great and awful all at the same time - great for decompression though.
What is awful about the Outer Banks?
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:17 pm I had to look up OBX.

Check my IG, I'm a white cuck in the OBX.

I'm fairly certain any adult who actually learned to read, write, and speak the language properly in their youth would be highly dismayed at the state of the English language these days.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:17 pm I had to look up OBX.

Check my IG, I'm a white cuck in the OBX.

I'm fairly certain William Shakespeare would be highly dismayed at the state of the English language these days.
I am :notsure: I have your IG ? Also, Shakespeare is irrelevant because 1776 !
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OBX is more family oriented and you have to get back onto the mainland in order to find things to do.

But each sub community abuts the beach, thus you are only sharing it with those who are staying close......this is a huge selling point for me because i :rage: at crowded beaches with all the :derp:

We generally stay near Duck, NC ..... though last year we did Corolla.......Duck is the on the northernmost section of the barrier islands

It is very nice and very relaxing....... Having spent the majority of my life going to the Jersey shore, the boardwalk thing is not my bag....so uncrowded beaches and a nice house with a pool is what I look for.....
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:06 pm
Irish wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:01 pm

Dats where we go every year....because white cuck

PS We love it down there :doe:
What the EF is a white cuck?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... white+cuck
It's not even on urban dictionary... :wtf:
cuck = cuckholded

Like calling some one a :pussy: its not literal

https://www.gq.com/story/why-angry-whit ... ople-cucks
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