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stripethree wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:01 pm Super petty: bride has weird looking knees. I count 4 knee caps. I bet she nixes that photo from being shared anywhere widely public.
:wat:

Went back and checked. You're correct! :wtf:
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Sno, want to come plan my wedding in San Diego?

In like 2-3 years...
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stripethree wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:01 pm Super petty: bride has weird looking knees. I count 4 knee caps. I bet she nixes that photo from being shared anywhere widely public.
:wat:

Went back and checked. You're correct! :wtf:
Maybe she's done double the work on her knees so she had 2 more knees implanted so she could take on more work?
Girl's got hustle. And the bangbus parked in her garage
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Acid666 wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:44 pm Maybe she's done double the work on her knees so she had 2 more knees implanted so she could take on more work?
Girl's got hustle. And the bangbus parked in her garage
Can't knock the hustle.
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Acid666 wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:44 pm
wap wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:21 pm

:wat:

Went back and checked. You're correct! :wtf:
Maybe she's done double the work on her knees so she had 2 more knees implanted so she could take on more work?
Girl's got hustle. And the bangbus parked in her garage
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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stripethree wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:01 pm Super petty: bride has weird looking knees. I count 4 knee caps. I bet she nixes that photo from being shared anywhere widely public.
https://www.reddit.com/r/babyfaceknees/
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We're going to need an entirely different thread for bridesmaid rankings.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:11 pm We're going to need an entirely different thread for bridesmaid rankings.
:doit: In4pics
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Sno wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:11 pm We're going to need an entirely different thread for bridesmaid rankings.
Nah, it'll keep this thread occupied in between shit show weddings.
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stripethree wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:01 pm Super petty: bride has weird looking knees. I count 4 knee caps. I bet she nixes that photo from being shared anywhere widely public.
hm. That sucks. Been on my website for almost a year. And fairly certain on the photographers, as well. Bitch signed a photo release with me. All though she did throw a raging fit over social posts. :aintcare:
SAWCE wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:23 pm Sno, want to come plan my wedding in San Diego?

In like 2-3 years...
Have interns, will travel. I'll pick up stripethree's bomb ass videographer significant other on the way out.

(it's never too early to start planning. Seriously.)
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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stripethree wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:22 pm
Sno wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:11 pm We're going to need an entirely different thread for bridesmaid rankings.
Nah, it'll keep this thread occupied in between shit show weddings.

Consolidate! Sno is in charge with keeping it under control. Until someone talks about dog shit and it gives me an open door to derail the thread to dog scat.

I love work bitching threads. Gives me something to hate other than my own work. FYI I love my work, but my one client that I mainly deal with is constantly calling me changing shit. Right now I'm going to push my other work behind because he made a change to some heads and I now I have to implement his change to 10 separate sets of head prints/models.

So yeah. I like hearing about horrible wedding stories where bad things happen to bad people. MANY EXCITES!
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Sno wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:29 pm
stripethree wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:01 pm Super petty: bride has weird looking knees. I count 4 knee caps. I bet she nixes that photo from being shared anywhere widely public.
hm. That sucks. Been on my website for almost a year. And fairly certain on the photographers, as well. Bitch signed a photo release with me. All though she did throw a raging fit over social posts. :aintcare:
SAWCE wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:23 pm Sno, want to come plan my wedding in San Diego?

In like 2-3 years...
Have interns, will travel. I'll pick up stripethree's bomb ass videographer significant other on the way out.

(it's never too early to start planning. Seriously.)
I'll at least wait to start the planning until we're actually engaged. I've never looked into stuff like this.. I'm sure it's been discussed in your back-and-forth with Troy, but what is a normal price range for your (or wedding planners in general) services?
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Sno wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:29 pm
stripethree wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:01 pm Super petty: bride has weird looking knees. I count 4 knee caps. I bet she nixes that photo from being shared anywhere widely public.
hm. That sucks. Been on my website for almost a year. And fairly certain on the photographers, as well. Bitch signed a photo release with me. All though she did throw a raging fit over social posts. :aintcare:
SAWCE wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:23 pm Sno, want to come plan my wedding in San Diego?

In like 2-3 years...
Have interns, will travel. I'll pick up stripethree's bomb ass videographer significant other on the way out.

(it's never too early to start planning. Seriously.)
What kind of social posts did she flip out about??
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:33 pm
Sno wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:29 pm

hm. That sucks. Been on my website for almost a year. And fairly certain on the photographers, as well. Bitch signed a photo release with me. All though she did throw a raging fit over social posts. :aintcare:



Have interns, will travel. I'll pick up stripethree's bomb ass videographer significant other on the way out.

(it's never too early to start planning. Seriously.)
I'll at least wait to start the planning until we're actually engaged. I've never looked into stuff like this.. I'm sure it's been discussed in your back-and-forth with Troy, but what is a normal price range for your (or wedding planners in general) services?
What do you want your monthly payments to be? :dillerman:
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:33 pm
Sno wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:29 pm

hm. That sucks. Been on my website for almost a year. And fairly certain on the photographers, as well. Bitch signed a photo release with me. All though she did throw a raging fit over social posts. :aintcare:



Have interns, will travel. I'll pick up stripethree's bomb ass videographer significant other on the way out.

(it's never too early to start planning. Seriously.)
I'll at least wait to start the planning until we're actually engaged. I've never looked into stuff like this.. I'm sure it's been discussed in your back-and-forth with Troy, but what is a normal price range for your (or wedding planners in general) services?
I'll message you. Base package starts at $1,995.00 but travel would change things a bit.
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I'll at least wait to start the planning until we're actually engaged. I've never looked into stuff like this.. I'm sure it's been discussed in your back-and-forth with Troy, but what is a normal price range for your (or wedding planners in general) services?
What do you want your monthly payments to be? :dillerman:
Online monthly invoicing is totally an option. 20% down books your date. Less the 20% is basically divided up by however makes the most sense to you guys. My company, my rules. But it's 10% off the top no matter what if you pay in full at contracting.

Nothing is going to make your woman happier than an engagement than following it up with "I also got you a wedding planner."
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:29 pm hm. That sucks. Been on my website for almost a year. And fairly certain on the photographers, as well. Bitch signed a photo release with me. All though she did throw a raging fit over social posts. :aintcare:
Have interns, will travel. I'll pick up stripethree's bomb ass videographer significant other on the way out.

(it's never too early to start planning. Seriously.)
I'll at least wait to start the planning until we're actually engaged. I've never looked into stuff like this.. I'm sure it's been discussed in your back-and-forth with Troy, but what is a normal price range for your (or wedding planners in general) services?
:whocares:

CEO daddy will fund :waxer: fairytale wedding for his princess anyway, no?
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:43 pm
SAWCE wrote:
I'll at least wait to start the planning until we're actually engaged. I've never looked into stuff like this.. I'm sure it's been discussed in your back-and-forth with Troy, but what is a normal price range for your (or wedding planners in general) services?
:whocares:

CEO daddy will fund :waxer: fairytale wedding for his princess anyway, no?
Get out of my wedding thread.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:41 pm
Nothing is going to make your woman happier than an engagement than following it up with "I also got you a wedding planner."

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troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:43 pm
SAWCE wrote:
I'll at least wait to start the planning until we're actually engaged. I've never looked into stuff like this.. I'm sure it's been discussed in your back-and-forth with Troy, but what is a normal price range for your (or wedding planners in general) services?
:whocares:

CEO daddy will fund :waxer: fairytale wedding for his princess anyway, no?
No, probably not. We both want a small wedding anyways and plan on paying for it ourselves, and then if our parents want to contribute money, we'll take that to help us save as a down payment on a house. I've had a few friends do nice, small weddings in the 6-10k range, and I'd love to hit in there.
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Acid666 wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:29 pm
stripethree wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:22 pm
Nah, it'll keep this thread occupied in between shit show weddings.

Consolidate! Sno is in charge with keeping it under control. Until someone talks about dog shit and it gives me an open door to derail the thread to dog scat.

I love work bitching threads. Gives me something to hate other than my own work. FYI I love my work, but my one client that I mainly deal with is constantly calling me changing shit. Right now I'm going to push my other work behind because he made a change to some heads and I now I have to implement his change to 10 separate sets of head prints/models.

So yeah. I like hearing about horrible wedding stories where bad things happen to bad people. MANY EXCITES!
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Consolidate! Sno is in charge with keeping it under control. Until someone talks about dog shit and it gives me an open door to derail the thread to dog scat.

I love work bitching threads. Gives me something to hate other than my own work. FYI I love my work, but my one client that I mainly deal with is constantly calling me changing shit. Right now I'm going to push my other work behind because he made a change to some heads and I now I have to implement his change to 10 separate sets of head prints/models.

So yeah. I like hearing about horrible wedding stories where bad things happen to bad people. MANY EXCITES!
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Oh man, I don't know if I can do it. Sno seems so nice.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:43 pm :whocares:

CEO daddy will fund :waxer: fairytale wedding for his princess anyway, no?
Get out of my wedding thread.
Mooooooooom, he's looking at me!
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:59 pm
Sno wrote:
Get out of my wedding thread.
Mooooooooom, he's looking at me!
:crang: ?
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Sno wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:11 pm We're going to need an entirely different thread for bridesmaid rankings.
:doit: In4pics
:dat: :dat: :dat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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SAWCE wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:53 pm
troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:43 pm :whocares:

CEO daddy will fund :waxer: fairytale wedding for his princess anyway, no?
No, probably not. We both want a small wedding anyways and plan on paying for it ourselves, and then if our parents want to contribute money, we'll take that to help us save as a down payment on a house. I've had a few friends do nice, small weddings in the 6-10k range, and I'd love to hit in there.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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