OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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SAWCE wrote:Only thing I don’t like about Maine Coons is the shedding. I’ve lived with two, and the first one was terrible and his owner didn’t clean up after him at all. I brought couches with me for us to have in the living room and when I moved out about a year later I basically had to give them away because so much hair was embedded in them.
Having cat hair everywhere all of the time is the other reason I don't have a cat. I love them but I can't :dealwithit:
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I am allergic AF to cat hair. One time in college I went to a party where they had cats and CLEARLY did not vacuum. It was like -10 outside. Fortunately party host had one of those huge Michelin man polar suits and I manned the keg outside all night. It was a great party my buddies didn't want to leave. Decent result.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:06 pm This is a cat forum now.
:howdareu:

:doge: Uber alles!
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:30 am I'm not a huge venison fan, probably from eating so much in my youth, but venison jerky? Fuck yes.
:dat: I have always liked the jerky.. burgers and stuff are meh, IMO. Beef is obviously better but eve a turkey burger trumps venison to me.

It is not 45 here thankfully, but we had some fall-like weather this morning, started my bike ride out at 62F. A tad chilly for a few minutes with the wind, but I really loved it once warmed up.
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Apex wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:00 am
troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:57 am Nah, wife has allergies and I'm not into hairless cats. :sad:

I want a maine coon or norwegian forest cat.

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:dat: :pussy: is awesome
:dat: that thing is badass.

I am definitely more of a :doge: man, but :pussy: can be pretty cool too, certainly lower maintenance. Fortunately we have a :doge: that doesn't really shed.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:06 pm This is a cat forum now.
The internet is the realm of the feline.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:06 pm This is a cat forum now.
Yeah what the fuck.
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It’s odd to :poop: with a mask on.
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Apex wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:21 pm It’s odd to :poop: with a mask on.
Helps filter out the poo particles.
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Melon wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:24 am I need a haircut too.
In 2020 I only gotten a haircut twice :hue: i got an appointment next week. It looks bro-ish when it's long and gotten lighter in color.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:23 pm
Melon wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:24 am I need a haircut too.
In 2020 I only gotten a haircut twice :hue: i got an appointment next week. It looks bro-ish when it's long and gotten lighter in color.
I had one pre-covid.
Lady :melon: has gotten quite proficient at cutting my hair, I just need to convince her to do it one afternoon.
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Melon wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:24 pm
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In 2020 I only gotten a haircut twice :hue: i got an appointment next week. It looks bro-ish when it's long and gotten lighter in color.
I had one pre-covid.
Lady :melon: has gotten quite proficient at cutting my hair, I just need to convince her to do it one afternoon.
My wife has cut my hair like 5 times, praise the Virgin Mary, because man I HATE big hair.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:44 pm
Melon wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:24 pm

I had one pre-covid.
Lady :melon: has gotten quite proficient at cutting my hair, I just need to convince her to do it one afternoon.
My wife has cut my hair like 5 times, praise the Virgin Mary, because man I HATE big hair.
:mahman: I think I’ll be going for cut 4 this weekend. Hate long hair, gets wayyyy to damn hot.
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Apex wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:21 pm It’s odd to :poop: with a mask on.
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This is something I haven't done. That must mean you're working at the office? How is that?
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Apex wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:50 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:44 pm

My wife has cut my hair like 5 times, praise the Virgin Mary, because man I HATE big hair.
:mahman: I think I’ll be going for cut 4 this weekend. Hate long hair, gets wayyyy to damn hot.
I grew mine out from February through September. It was fun... but short certainly feels better/looks better/is easier. I kind of miss my hippie hair :doe:
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Apex wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:21 pm It’s odd to :poop: with a mask on.
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This is something I haven't done. That must mean you're working at the office? How is that?
Yeah, I’m in the office Monday’s, Tuesday’s, and Thursday’s. WFH Wednesday’s and Friday’s.
Policy is to not have more than 75% in the office at any given point so we all have different splits.

It’s really fucking pointless IMO. In my world there is minimal benefit to sitting in a cube when I could be at my home desk jamming to some Metallica as I work. Instead I’m in the office in silence except for everyone talking on the phone.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:12 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:06 pm This is a cat forum now.
Yeah what the fuck.
A bunch of introverts who hate people like cats? No surprise there, captain.
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Apex wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:56 pm
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in4deets

This is something I haven't done. That must mean you're working at the office? How is that?
Yeah, I’m in the office Monday’s, Tuesday’s, and Thursday’s. WFH Wednesday’s and Friday’s.
Policy is to not have more than 75% in the office at any given point so we all have different splits.

It’s really fucking pointless IMO. In my world there is minimal benefit to sitting in a cube when I could be at my home desk jamming to some Metallica as I work. Instead I’m in the office in silence except for everyone talking on the phone.
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I did go once... it was pointless. I won't :doit: again unless they tell me I have to, I think that is a year out give/take. Hopefully by that time this new position/promotion I want is greenlighted, I'm chosen for it, and I'll be considered more of an outside sales role anyway.
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Meetings yay
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:56 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:12 pm

Yeah what the fuck.
A bunch of introverts who hate people like cats? No surprise there, captain.
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Apex wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:56 pm
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This is something I haven't done. That must mean you're working at the office? How is that?
Yeah, I’m in the office Monday’s, Tuesday’s, and Thursday’s. WFH Wednesday’s and Friday’s.
Policy is to not have more than 75% in the office at any given point so we all have different splits.

It’s really fucking pointless IMO. In my world there is minimal benefit to sitting in a cube when I could be at my home desk jamming to some Metallica as I work. Instead I’m in the office in silence except for everyone talking on the phone.
This stuff makes me :rage: So stupid that you're forced into the office for no reason.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:06 pmMeetings yay
Happy birthday dude! Appologies for being late on the wishes. Hopefully it was a great day.
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D Griff wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:34 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:06 pmMeetings yay
Happy birthday dude! Appologies for being late on the wishes. Hopefully it was a great day.
Thanks man! I am very lowkey when it comes to my birthday. I don’t like to announce it as I feel it’s just asking for attention and I’m not bout dat lyfe.

Bday was good. Celebrated on Saturday by driving the Texas hill country and yesterday (actual bday) was spent eating my favorite dish cooked by Joseline, a bundt cake, and the company of Joseline and the munchkin. After munchkin went to sleep we had some prosciutto, salami and cheese with some sangria. I knocked out mid-movie.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:55 pm
D Griff wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:34 pm

Happy birthday dude! Appologies for being late on the wishes. Hopefully it was a great day.
Thanks man! I am very lowkey when it comes to my birthday. I don’t like to announce it as I feel it’s just asking for attention and I’m not bout dat lyfe.

Bday was good. Celebrated on Saturday by driving the Texas hill country and yesterday (actual bday) was spent eating my favorite dish cooked by Joseline, a bundt cake, and the company of Joseline and the munchkin. After munchkin went to sleep we had some prosciutto, salami and cheese with some sangria. I knocked out mid-movie.
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Man, I need to take a little hill country drive and just get some me-time, haven't taken a drive just to drive in many months. Sounds :fuckyeah:
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I think I need to schedule a day where I drive to the mountains solo, bomb back roads, go for a long bike ride, then head home.
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