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Dat Geo Tracker doe...
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Apex wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:11 pm Dat Geo Tracker doe...
HAH, I had a tracker in high school. My dad worked for the dealership and we one for a good price. 4 door, manual. WEAK AS ALL F0CK.
By 35 mph you were in 5th gear. About as close as I got to owning a Jeep
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:57 pm
SixSpeeder wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:44 pm Whoa, congrats on the Heep :like:

Why exactly did you dump the brap brap breadbox, what issues were you having?
poor tuna choices.

basically, "i modified my car and am now upset it won't work correctly" :millennial:
#vwshit
#fiatshit
#millennialshit

I really like the abarf too, i wish i could haz.
:impressive:

Refining predictions:
Never gets 80's shit boxes operating to his liking, sells Heep, buys green FiST but :eeyore: because couldn't find one with Recarbroes. Sells FiST and buys Miata. (Confirming Miata was always the answer).

Edit: mods Miata, hates it, and the cycle starts again...
As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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4zilch wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:26 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:57 pm

poor tuna choices.

basically, "i modified my car and am now upset it won't work correctly" :millennial:
#vwshit
#fiatshit
#millennialshit

I really like the abarf too, i wish i could haz.
:impressive:

Refining predictions:
Never gets 80's shit boxes operating to his liking, sells Heep, buys green FiST but :eeyore: because couldn't find one with Recarbroes. Sells FiST and buys Miata. (Confirming Miata was always the answer).

Edit: mods Miata, hates it, and the cycle starts again...
Now he is closer to 40 than he is to 30 and the breeding begins....
brain go brrrrrr
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:33 pm
4zilch wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:26 pm
:impressive:

Refining predictions:
Never gets 80's shit boxes operating to his liking, sells Heep, buys green FiST but :eeyore: because couldn't find one with Recarbroes. Sells FiST and buys Miata. (Confirming Miata was always the answer).

Edit: mods Miata, hates it, and the cycle starts again...
Now he is closer to 40 than he is to 30 and the breeding begins....
Modded Odyssey?
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Apex wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:36 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:33 pm

Now he is closer to 40 than he is to 30 and the breeding begins....
Modded Odyssey?
:dat:

Sells Miata and buys Odyssey (probably :fax: 's) /bread
As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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Apex wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:36 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:33 pm

Now he is closer to 40 than he is to 30 and the breeding begins....
Modded Odyssey?
A Modyssey, if you will.
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Melon wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:39 pm
Apex wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:36 pm

Modded Odyssey?
A Modyssey, if you will.
:amazing: :bravo:
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Melon wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:39 pm
Apex wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:36 pm

Modded Odyssey?
A Modyssey, if you will.
:lolol:
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4zilch wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:38 pm
Apex wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:36 pm

Modded Odyssey?
:dat:

Sells Miata and buys Odyssey (probably :fax: 's) /bread
:iono:

we like the van and the kiddo aint even here yet.
brain go brrrrrr
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SixSpeeder wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:09 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:57 pm

poor tuna choices.

basically, "i modified my car and am now upset it won't work correctly" :millennial:
#vwshit
#fiatshit
#millennialshit

I really like the abarf too, i wish i could haz.
Dang

Yeah, I decided not to mod mine after doing a lot of research and talking with people who had. I had an intake but I felt like it hurt drivability and it just runs better with the stock airbox.
NO way bro, THE FUCK do you KNOW?
MY boy is slaying vipers with intake and tune. MAD GAINZ
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Acid666 wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:00 pm
Apex wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:51 pm

I thought Subaru was the lesbian chariot of choice?
Damn, now I'm learning. I never saw any lezzis in Subbies.
Starting with the Top 10 Lesbian Cars, we have:

10. Chevy S10

9. Volvo Wagon

8. Ford Ranger

7. Nissan X-Terra

6. Geo Tracker

5. Honda CR-V

4. Ford F-150

3. Jeep Wrangler

2. Subaru Forester

1. Subaru Outback
Nah that list is whack. Plenty of the LGBTs have great incomes and lowish expenses since they can't breed unlike the rest of the human scum race, and they fking LOVE range rovers and all kinds of VWs (Eos, beetles, golfs/gtis, jettas).

Also 3 series convertibles.
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https://priceonomics.com/how-an-ad-camp ... love-with/

Ima post this for the Subaru owners... :lolgasm:
From Subaru to ‘Lesbaru’
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max225 wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:37 pm https://priceonomics.com/how-an-ad-camp ... love-with/

Ima post this for the Subaru owners... :lolgasm:
From Subaru to ‘Lesbaru’
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max225 wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:32 pm
SixSpeeder wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:09 pm

Dang

Yeah, I decided not to mod mine after doing a lot of research and talking with people who had. I had an intake but I felt like it hurt drivability and it just runs better with the stock airbox.
NO way bro, THE FUCK do you KNOW?
MY boy is slaying vipers with intake and tune. MAD GAINZ
:dat:

Plus the 'engineers', if you can call them that, have no fucking clue what they're doing. All intakes should just be a straight tube with a gigantor filter
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Ignored first 4 pages of thread.

Only here to say Ritalin is cheaper than car payments.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote:Ignored first 4 pages of thread.

Only here to say Ritalin is cheaper than car payments.
:ohslap:

:notbad:
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Sno wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:52 pm Ignored first 4 pages of thread.

Only here to say Ritalin is cheaper than car payments.
:wat: I don't get it
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:54 pm
4zilch wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:38 pm
:dat:

Sells Miata and buys Odyssey (probably :fax: 's) /bread
:iono:

we like the van and the kiddo aint even here yet.
Closer to 40 :math: says he'll buy Odyssey in ~5yrs
As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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max225 wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:10 pm
Sno wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:52 pm Ignored first 4 pages of thread.

Only here to say Ritalin is cheaper than car payments.
:wat: I don't get it
Car-ADHD.. Also known as :plac: ITIS
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SixSpeeder wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:37 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:32 pm
NO way bro, THE FUCK do you KNOW?
MY boy is slaying vipers with intake and tune. MAD GAINZ
:dat:

Plus the 'engineers', if you can call them that, have no fucking clue what they're doing. All intakes should just be a straight tube with a gigantor filter
Works for engine manufacturer. Can verify. No fucking clue.
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Melon wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:39 pm
Apex wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:36 pm

Modded Odyssey?
A Modyssey, if you will.
:impressive:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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stripethree wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:08 am
Well, he's trading cars again and probably going to tell the people on that forum with all the dick emoji. I do not understand what the infatuation is with all the dick emoji.

You're lucky she likes you. ;)
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Sno wrote: Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:52 pm Ignored first 4 pages of thread.

Only here to say Ritalin is cheaper than car payments.
Eh. At least I know the feeling of being able to trade a vehicle in. You know, not totaled.

:sass:

Turns out, you don't even need to wreck to get a new car!

:notbad:
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