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I'll need to check on the new place, but the only grille I have been allowed to have is a George Foreman. :sad:
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:57 pm You guys really have me hating shitty apartment life today. I want a place where I have room to do some grilling.
There's probably a Kamado Brocessorie for your Jeep. Just head to the beach with the dog and smoke ribs all day.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:58 pm
Detroit wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:44 pm I am dreading the day my :doge: has to be put down.
Let's not go there, I don't need to start in on that emotional roller coaster.

She's already 3.5 years old and it seems like yesterday she was just a tiny turd when I brought her home at 8 weeks old.

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KYGTIGuy wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:59 pm
Detroit wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:54 pm
Turns out that "Broilmaster" is a :waxer: brand. When we first moved in, I cleaned it up, replaced a few parts to get it working at optimal, and it's been a really good grille. Cooks rather evenly, zero flare-ups, and solid construction. The same grille today is also over $1k (and it's small), so :iono:

All that said, I'd skip it and just get an egg, personally. A cheap chinese knock-off like mine, or a :waxer: name-brand BGE. The results are just too fantastic.
I gotta get one of these to use as a smoker
Initially, that's what I bought mine for.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:59 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:57 pm You guys really have me hating shitty apartment life today. I want a place where I have room to do some grilling.
There's probably a Kamado Brocessorie for your Jeep. Just head to the beach with the dog and smoke ribs all day.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:59 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:57 pm You guys really have me hating shitty apartment life today. I want a place where I have room to do some grilling.
There's probably a Kamado Brocessorie for your Jeep. Just head to the beach with the dog and smoke ribs all day.
:notbad: I was actually looking at some fold-down tailgate tables to put back there that would fit a little propane Coleman grill..
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Detroit wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:44 pm I am dreading the day my :doge: has to be put down.
The day we put our rabbit down was a very bad day indeed. But there will come a time when you will just know that it is in the best interest of the pet and the right thing to do. Only then will you be able to do it. It'll still hurt like hell, and tears will be shed, but at least your conscience will be clear and you will have no lingering doubt as to whether you did the right thing or not.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:54 pm
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Probably 5/7.
It's a totally separate burner. No flare up with infrared..., Almost instant heat.

It's the..,.wave....of the future.....
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:58 pm
Detroit wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:44 pm I am dreading the day my :doge: has to be put down.
Let's not go there, I don't need to start in on that emotional roller coaster.

She's already 3.5 years old and it seems like yesterday she was just a tiny turd when I brought her home at 8 weeks old.

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Mine came from the pound. No clue how old she is really, or what her history is. She has one seizure a year (oddly), and that's the only sign of trouble with her. The seizures are hard enough on us. I don't know how we'll handle her being sick. I can't even think about it.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:02 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:59 pm

There's probably a Kamado Brocessorie for your Jeep. Just head to the beach with the dog and smoke ribs all day.
:notbad: I was actually looking at some fold-down tailgate tables to put back there that would fit a little propane Coleman grill..
Negative Ghostrider.

https://www.bbqguys.com/kamado-joe/joe- ... 23200450:s

Picnic size.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:08 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:02 pm

:notbad: I was actually looking at some fold-down tailgate tables to put back there that would fit a little propane Coleman grill..
Negative Ghostrider.

https://www.bbqguys.com/kamado-joe/joe- ... 23200450:s

Picnic size.
:wub:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:08 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:02 pm

:notbad: I was actually looking at some fold-down tailgate tables to put back there that would fit a little propane Coleman grill..
Negative Ghostrider.

https://www.bbqguys.com/kamado-joe/joe- ... 23200450:s

Picnic size.
As long as everyone is down with eating 6oz filets, you're golden!

That is my main complaint. Even the large ones are way to small too cook up a whole brisket
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:58 pm
Detroit wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:44 pm I am dreading the day my :doge: has to be put down.
Let's not go there, I don't need to start in on that emotional roller coaster.

She's already 3.5 years old and it seems like yesterday she was just a tiny turd when I brought her home at 8 weeks old.

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Handsome :doge: there, :waxer:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:17 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:08 pm

Negative Ghostrider.

https://www.bbqguys.com/kamado-joe/joe- ... 23200450:s

Picnic size.
As long as everyone is down with eating 6oz filets, you're golden!

That is my main complaint. Even the large ones are way to small too cook up a whole brisket
I've fit some pretty large briskets on mine. But my knock-off egg is the biggest size most brand make IIRC.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Today was high speed low drag at work. Put out lots of fires including one where I had my AVP and SVP shooting the shit with me as I was doing it and they had no idea until after. :fuckyeah:
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:17 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:08 pm

Negative Ghostrider.

https://www.bbqguys.com/kamado-joe/joe- ... 23200450:s

Picnic size.
As long as everyone is down with eating 6oz filets, you're golden!

That is my main complaint. Even the large ones are way to small too cook up a whole brisket
The "regular ones" are. The large ones are large.

https://www.bbqguys.com/kamado-joe/2017 ... 23210711:s
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:08 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:02 pm

:notbad: I was actually looking at some fold-down tailgate tables to put back there that would fit a little propane Coleman grill..
Negative Ghostrider.

https://www.bbqguys.com/kamado-joe/joe- ... 23200450:s

Picnic size.
The "Big Joe" is only $1400 more doe. Doesn't make sense not to buy that one :wasteful:
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:12 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:08 pm

Negative Ghostrider.

https://www.bbqguys.com/kamado-joe/joe- ... 23200450:s

Picnic size.
The "Big Joe" is only $1400 more doe. Doesn't make sense not to buy that one :wasteful:
Just trying to put you on the beach in style brah.
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Detroit wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:06 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:58 pm

Let's not go there, I don't need to start in on that emotional roller coaster.

She's already 3.5 years old and it seems like yesterday she was just a tiny turd when I brought her home at 8 weeks old.

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Mine came from the pound. No clue how old she is really, or what her history is. She has one seizure a year (oddly), and that's the only sign of trouble with her. The seizures are hard enough on us. I don't know how we'll handle her being sick. I can't even think about it.
MIchelle's pound/shelter dog is great. He scares easy, which is sad to see cause it makes me think he was abused by his owners before that, but he's pretty cool. Just wants to sit next to you and hang out all day. Ava is like that if she's sleepy, but if she's awake, she can't sit still for more than a minute.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:16 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:12 pm

The "Big Joe" is only $1400 more doe. Doesn't make sense not to buy that one :wasteful:
Just trying to put you on the beach in style brah.
It does look badass.

Imagine it'd be pretty fun to take camping, pull some fish out of a lake/river early in the morning and have them all smoked up for a late lunch/early dinner.
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Saddest pup has ever been. Here you can see her bumps, most have popped open some haven’t. And bumps on her eyelids.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:19 pm Image

Saddest pup has ever been. Here you can see her bumps, most have popped open some haven’t. And bumps on her eyelids.
I missed the write-up this morning. What happened?
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:19 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:16 pm

Just trying to put you on the beach in style brah.
It does look badass.

Imagine it'd be pretty fun to take camping, pull some fish out of a lake/river early in the morning and have them all smoked up for a late lunch/early dinner.
Frankly dude it's a perfectly reasonable size for an apartment guy/crotchfruit free/beach camping/jeep owning couple like yourselves. The only reason you'd need a bigger grill is because of your ridic brotein habit.
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:21 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:19 pm Image

Saddest pup has ever been. Here you can see her bumps, most have popped open some haven’t. And bumps on her eyelids.
I missed the write-up this morning. What happened?
No clue likely some allergic reaction or bacterial infection. Skin scrapes didn’t find the culprit today they need to remove a full thickness piece of skin and dig into it to figure out wtf is going on.

Bumps were present but small Thursday when we picked her up from Lisa’s parents. Got steadily worse.
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