Crangshaft Aftermath: Deep Kosher Roast

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It all started when I was owning a VW GTI, just lurking around the forum, I met a new internet friend called Craig (I think), but we like to call him crang. After a while where he joined together in OT, which stands for Off Topic, we noticed that he does not seem to have the best luck as opposed to most of us, perhaps somewhat below average compared to most individuals in general. After one point, I switched cars and continued to be a part of the OT member of the forum called golfmk6, which eventually the group became as the DFD group. DFD stands for Dat Forum Doe. and blah blah blah crangshaft.

Not bad for my second language :hue:
Nephew of a :plac: a few first gen immigrant on DFD, resident turk, and ex nazi egg lover now driving a middle class mom mobile.
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wap wrote: ↑Tue May 01, 2018 9:51 pm "Fixed"
:yeahok:
my :popcorn: has become stale.
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dubshow wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 9:44 am
wap wrote: ↑Tue May 01, 2018 9:51 pm "Fixed"
:yeahok:
my :popcorn: has become stale.
:dat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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It's got to be getting close to service interval time. Surely they don't forget to check the fluids.

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Whats the situation now?
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Barnes93cb wrote:Whats the situation now?
The situation is crang isn’t showing his face on the forum. Take from that what you will.


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Calvinball wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 6:45 am
Barnes93cb wrote:Whats the situation now?
The situation is crang isn’t showing his face on the forum. Take from that what you will.


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Momma went :nuke: and turned off his internetz.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Cant say im upset or surprised.
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:crang: gave momma the :turboyaris:
Momma :crang: went K04 on :corn:
Momma :crang: :plaid:
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Apex wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 8:56 am :crang: gave momma the :turboyaris:
Momma :crang: went K04 on :corn:
Momma :crang: :plaid:
Car went :nuke:
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 9:05 am
Apex wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 8:56 am :crang: gave momma the :turboyaris:
Momma :crang: went K04 on :corn:
Momma :crang: :plaid:
Car went :nuke:
did it?? I cant sift between :fax: and :poop: in this forum anymore.

too much :poop: overload.
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dubshow wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 10:17 am
razr390 wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 9:05 am

Car went :nuke:
did it?? I cant sift between :fax: and :poop: in this forum anymore.

too much :poop: overload.
:dat:

AIn't nobody got time to read back over this damn thread... but I'd be curious to hear the final outcum.
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dubshow wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 10:17 am
razr390 wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 9:05 am

Car went :nuke:
did it?? I cant sift between :fax: and :poop: in this forum anymore.

too much :poop: overload.
:dat:
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why hold back on :crang: 1.0 deets Trudy? :wtf:

spill beans of :gtfo:

so many damaged people need closure in here.
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dubshow wrote:
razr390 wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 9:05 am Car went :nuke:
did it?? I cant sift between :fax: and :poop: in this forum anymore.

too much :poop: overload.
Aren’t those the same thing though?


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Detroit wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 6:49 am
Calvinball wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 6:45 am

The situation is crang isn’t showing his face on the forum. Take from that what you will.


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Momma went :nuke: and turned off his internetz.
:dat:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Calvinball wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 11:48 am
dubshow wrote:
did it?? I cant sift between :fax: and :poop: in this forum anymore.

too much :poop: overload.
Aren’t those the same thing though?


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Yes. Yes they are.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Crang fixed the camshaft only(YOLO) for 1800 and left the forum in shame. Thread is over

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KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 12:27 pm Crang fixed the camshaft only(YOLO) for 1800 and left the forum in shame. Thread is over

:fax:
But the legacy will live on forever
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I know as much as you all. He hasn’t replied to my texts.
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: ↑Sun May 06, 2018 4:54 pm I know as much as you all. He hasn’t replied to my texts.
:disappoint:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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razr390 wrote:I know as much as you all. He hasn’t replied to my texts.
Sounds like he paid for the loaner.
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D Griff wrote: ↑Mon May 07, 2018 6:49 am
razr390 wrote:I know as much as you all. He hasn’t replied to my texts.
Sounds like he paid for the loaner.
I got a new car before this whole crangbang sitch got resolved. Lol
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: ↑Sun May 06, 2018 4:54 pm I know as much as you all. He hasn’t replied to my texts.
:disgust:

its amazing how he exiled himself.

such shame.
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dubshow wrote: ↑Mon May 07, 2018 8:54 am
razr390 wrote: ↑Sun May 06, 2018 4:54 pm I know as much as you all. He hasn’t replied to my texts.
:disgust:

its amazing how he exiled himself.

such shame.
It's :amazing: how many others have :plac: d in the same time as this whole thing went down.
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