Crangshaft Aftermath: Deep Kosher Roast

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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:35 pm She just dyno'd the car. It's putting down 457 WHP on E85. :notbad:
Oh shit crangs Mom is running :corn: ? :plaid:
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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:12 pm
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:35 pm She just dyno'd the car. It's putting down 457 WHP on E85. :notbad:
Oh shit crangs Mom is running :corn: ? :plaid:
Momma :crang: ain’t fuckin around.
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Apex wrote: ↑Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:06 pm
Johnny_P wrote: ↑Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:12 pm

Oh shit crangs Mom is running :corn: ? :plaid:
Momma :crang: ain’t fuckin around.
:burnout:
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razr390 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:29 pm
Apex wrote: ↑Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:06 pm

Momma :crang: ain’t fuckin around.
:burnout:
APR v2. :corn:
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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:10 am
razr390 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:29 pm
:burnout:
APR v2. :corn:
He's been snapfapping but not posting here. :disappoint:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:10 am APR v2. :corn:
He's been snapfapping but not posting here. :disappoint:
Is the car still running (hopefully)? Pics of mama crang doing a :burnout: ? I assume the crangshaft split but didnt crumble little shards of shit everywhere. In4CrangUpdate!
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Tarspin wrote: ↑Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:24 pm
wap wrote:
He's been snapfapping but not posting here. :disappoint:
Is the car still running (hopefully)? Pics of mama crang doing a :burnout: ? I assume the crangshaft split but didnt crumble little shards of shit everywhere. In4CrangUpdate!
:iono:
He just snapaped :millennial: restaurant shit, nothing about his car.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Tarspin wrote: ↑Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:24 pm Is the car still running (hopefully)? Pics of mama crang doing a :burnout: ? I assume the crangshaft split but didnt crumble little shards of shit everywhere. In4CrangUpdate!
:iono:
He just snapaped :millennial: restaurant shit, nothing about his car.
Ahh very nice.
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wap wrote: ↑Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:29 pm
Tarspin wrote: ↑Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:24 pm Is the car still running (hopefully)? Pics of mama crang doing a :burnout: ? I assume the crangshaft split but didnt crumble little shards of shit everywhere. In4CrangUpdate!
:iono:
He just snapaped :millennial: restaurant shit, nothing about his car.
Priorities, breh.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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wap wrote: ↑Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:29 pm
Tarspin wrote: ↑Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:24 pm Is the car still running (hopefully)? Pics of mama crang doing a :burnout: ? I assume the crangshaft split but didnt crumble little shards of shit everywhere. In4CrangUpdate!
:iono:
He just snapaped :millennial: restaurant shit, nothing about his car.
More 2-star hibachi Yelp reviews?
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Did he ever check the oil?
4zilch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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Melon wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:02 am Did he ever check the oil?
Only if momma told him to before he gave her the :turboyaris:
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What a way to go out...

RIP Crang
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Detroit wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:56 am
wap wrote: ↑Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:29 pm

:iono:
He just snapaped :millennial: restaurant shit, nothing about his car.
Priorities, breh.
:dat:
:rolleyes:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Johnny_P wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:02 am
wap wrote: ↑Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:29 pm

:iono:
He just snapaped :millennial: restaurant shit, nothing about his car.
More 2-star hibachi Yelp reviews?
Not even that interesting.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Melon wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:02 am Did he ever check the oil?
:triggered:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Melon wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:02 am Did he ever check the oil?
I asked him that in the very first post after he posted that vid. He posted that he checked it on page 3, 64 posts later.
nuggstein wrote: ↑Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:43 pm What the fuck is happening?! I didn't think this was my car until it was. It's so loud! Fuck! It seems like it got slower when I accelerated. Saw check engine light blink a few times. Ugh, fuck! I can't afford this now.



I listened to this...piston slapping? rod knock? fuck help.

http://mycarmakesnoise.com/under-the-ca ... e-pistons/

fuck what the fuck
Shit. That sounds seriously not good. Check your oil. Make sure they remembered to fill it. Any puddles under the car?
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Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Tue May 01, 2018 7:55 pm I might write a book about this
:bravo: :bravo:

Once upon a time, drinking my favorite bourbon, I stumbled upon an incident
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Calvinball wrote: ↑Sat Apr 28, 2018 10:15 am
Tarspin wrote:Any compression tests done lately? How is the GIT?
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I was expecting that to happen on the beige renault megane, and thats exactly the car I use in Turkey :lol:
Not surprised that happened on the lada doe.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Tue May 01, 2018 7:55 pm I might write a book about this
:doit:
"The :crang: Chronicles".
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Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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The car is fixed.
He thinks everything is fine.
Until it's not.
The end.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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"Fixed"
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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