Brad is temporarily not sterile, and wife is with child

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Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:20 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:11 pm

Ultimately, that's my fear if I ever have any, that the relationship will just go to hell.
The subject came up with us the other night. Infamous is going to go in to be sterilized next month. We're really damned happy with our lives and don't want to change a thing. Feels good, TBH...but I know everyone finds happiness in different ways.
Congrats :bruh:

Isn't it easier for men to be sterilized? Just curious.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:11 pm
Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:26 pm
It's not the babies that ruin a man's life it's their spouse after having babies.
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Ultimately, that's my fear if I ever have any, that the relationship will just go to hell.
There's no point in having any fear of this sort of thing, you're not even freaking married. Your fear should be picking the wrong woman. Do not put cart fear before horse fear.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:23 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:11 pm

Ultimately, that's my fear if I ever have any, that the relationship will just go to hell.
There's no point in having any fear of this sort of thing, you're not even freaking married. Your fear should be picking the wrong woman. Do not put cart fear before horse fear.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:20 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:11 pm

Ultimately, that's my fear if I ever have any, that the relationship will just go to hell.
The subject came up with us the other night. Infamous is going to go in to be sterilized next month. We're really damned happy with our lives and don't want to change a thing. Feels good, TBH...but I know everyone finds happiness in different ways.
You just saved $600,000. I'd take the rest of the day off and drop the hammer at your local place of libation.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:22 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:20 pm

The subject came up with us the other night. Infamous is going to go in to be sterilized next month. We're really damned happy with our lives and don't want to change a thing. Feels good, TBH...but I know everyone finds happiness in different ways.
Congrats :bruh:

Isn't it easier for men to be sterilized? Just curious.
Well, that's what I said. But her dad was sterilized and they ended up with her little brother, so she doesn't trust vasectomy's. Her IUD has been bothering her, and she just wants it over with. She's got a friend that has been sterilized since she was 25 and loves her doc (whos down the street) so infamous is ready. Apparently, it's full tube removal.

I'm going to talk to the dr. when I go in for my annual in June and set something up to get snipped then. Even if just to show equality or whatever.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:24 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:20 pm

The subject came up with us the other night. Infamous is going to go in to be sterilized next month. We're really damned happy with our lives and don't want to change a thing. Feels good, TBH...but I know everyone finds happiness in different ways.
You just saved $600,000. I'd take the rest of the day off and drop the hammer at your local place of libation.
We did go out drinking after. I've got a tub that needs to be reunited with its brub tonight...
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:25 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:22 pm

Congrats :bruh:

Isn't it easier for men to be sterilized? Just curious.
Well, that's what I said. But her dad was sterilized and they ended up with her little brother, so she doesn't trust vasectomy's. Her IUD has been bothering her, and she just wants it over with. She's got a friend that has been sterilized since she was 25 and loves her doc (whos down the street) so infamous is ready. Apparently, it's full tube removal.

I'm going to talk to the dr. when I go in for my annual in June and set something up to get snipped then. Even if just to show equality or whatever.
Dood. Just take her to Restoration Hardware. THAT'S EQUALITY. Not having your nuts swell up like tennis balls.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:28 pm
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Well, that's what I said. But her dad was sterilized and they ended up with her little brother, so she doesn't trust vasectomy's. Her IUD has been bothering her, and she just wants it over with. She's got a friend that has been sterilized since she was 25 and loves her doc (whos down the street) so infamous is ready. Apparently, it's full tube removal.

I'm going to talk to the dr. when I go in for my annual in June and set something up to get snipped then. Even if just to show equality or whatever.
Dood. Just take her to Restoration Hardware. THAT'S EQUALITY. Not having your nuts swell up like tennis balls.
I really don't care. It's a procedure I've been expecting for nearly 10 years now, so it's not a big deal. But we'll see after she's done, maybe she won't care. If I can avoid having an ice pack on my nuts for a few days, that would be awesome.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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The pro/con :baby: polarity here is off the charts!
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I am :aintcare: I wouldn't mind having 1-2 just not anytime soon.
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nope, ultimatums are a 1 way street. I will not even entertain it.
Then I offer $2k in 5 years when it's covered in 5 years of dust and hasn't moved an inch in the garage. Will have to hire :melon: to pick it up :doe:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:42 pm I have two kids, I'd do it all over again.... Maybe with a woman who uses sign language as a form of communication :doe:

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That might be the ideal woman.
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lagunasecaballs wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:55 pm Can't let the guy have something nice, can we?

Congrats, Brad. That's big news!
Cereally, :dat:

Grats on the good news, :fax: !
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:26 pm It's not the babies that ruin a man's life it's their spouse after having babies.
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Ultimately, that's my fear if I ever have any, that the relationship will just go to hell.
What relationship. It will be a series of tasks, then she will go to bed and you will DFD for an hour while drinking bourbon :hue:
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:56 pm
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Ultimately, that's my fear if I ever have any, that the relationship will just go to hell.
What relationship. It will be a series of tasks, then she will go to bed and you will DFD for an hour while drinking bourbon :hue:
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:56 pm What relationship. It will be a series of tasks, then she will go to bed and you will DFD for an hour while drinking bourbon :hue:
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:58 pm
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:06 pm
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lagunasecaballs wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:55 pm Can't let the guy have something nice, can we?

Congrats, Brad. That's big news!
Thanks!
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:41 pm

It's ok snowflake. We know you're different from every other man who's ever had kids. You'll still be fun!
While I respect Brad's sensitivity to this subject (despite unrealistic defiance that I find laughable), this is quality trolling, Troy, and I POTD you.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:11 pm
Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:26 pm
It's not the babies that ruin a man's life it's their spouse after having babies.
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Ultimately, that's my fear if I ever have any, that the relationship will just go to hell.
Yes. or watching a loved one go through postpartum depression.
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Oh Dang!

Congrats man! Get to baby makin!
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:09 pm
Apex wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:03 pm

Sooo, :baby: making time?
Yea, May. Scheduled a cruise in October, and Unit needs to be less than 6 months preggers to go on it, so the math works to say start trying in May. So really means only skipping one more 'opportunity' before then. And we did buy the trip insurance, so......
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Coming to an office near you:

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Melon wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:13 pm Coming to an office near you:

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Melon wrote: Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:13 pm Coming to an office near you:

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dem all-in-one officejets. :notbad:
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