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by McQueenBalls
Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:30 pm
Forum: Car Talk
Topic: Let’s define dangerously slow
Replies: 72
Views: 3793

Let’s define dangerously slow

Id say anything 8 or less is dangerously slow. But I mean, all kinds of people in LA rolling in Suburu Outbacks that do 0-60 in like 10 sec real world with the continuously vadge trans and they all live.. People in LA love those Outbacks. It tells people around them "I'M ACTIVE! I am TOTES goin...
by McQueenBalls
Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:00 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

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I give up. Tried flickr too and it doesnt work either. Fucking shit sack cock bitch
by McQueenBalls
Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:32 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

I will never buy new tires again. I'm on my 3rd round of used ones w/no problems. Basically 8/32-9/32 tread depth for 1/2 the price. And yeah, the tread life is nothing. You're being totes optimistic AF if you think you'll get 25k miles on a set of RF summers.
by McQueenBalls
Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

McQueen, how does your car handle destroyed roads? Philly’s road conditions are horrific and making me want to off my STI for something automatic and softer. I want something I can throw the bikes or a kayak on the roof and NFG drive around like a brain dead moron and if I hit a rough section of ro...
by McQueenBalls
Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:54 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

troyguitar wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:41 pm Most expensive 4-banger ain't no BMW :doe: it's likely a Poorsche. Coxster GTS can hit $100k with options, probably the Macan too. :fullretard:
that coxster comes with a 4 banger?
by McQueenBalls
Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:41 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

damn the photos to hell.
flickr I guess I will give a go
just paid my registration on the most expensive 328i ever. $444. Fucking ridiculous. Thats CA for you. My still yet maybe will someday be my actual ex-wife's 2016 Tiguan registration was like $300. CA just drills your cornhole. Drills it.
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:56 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

wap wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:57 pm
I'm not seeing any of them. :(
that is monumentally frustrating. there are like 5 pictures of dudes literally blowing loads all over my car.

Why can i see them all? balls
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:16 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

only 3? That is so gay. I see them all. WTF? there is some solid gold bimmerporn in there. Max, I don't know whats up my brakes - theyre just the ones god gave me. I just cant believe 120k miles on rear brake pads?? I was trying to gayge how shitty your commute/drive style is. Seems a bit worse tha...
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:09 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

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im an idiot. I tried sharing it all into a share album and copied that link and its ultimate gayness
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:02 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

+8. You’ve moved up in the BMW world. Does the badge light up? Welcome back brah. Missed you when we all left blackbuttholeplastidippedvwbadgesMK6.com No light up badge but I don't have to do the walk of shame when I valet the car anymore :zing: "Christy...that's a very fine glass of chardonna...
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:56 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

only 3? That is so gay. I see them all. WTF? there is some solid gold bimmerporn in there.

Max, I don't know whats up my brakes - theyre just the ones god gave me. I just cant believe 120k miles on rear brake pads??
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:58 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

CaleDeRoo wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:57 pm Not to confuse you any more, but only 3 pictures are working for me. Not sure if anyone else has the same problem or not?
Weird, I'm seeing them all
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:58 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

Dunno why earlier oil changes, maybe stop and go? I do a good mix of HWY and stop and go though so who knows. Re: brakes, I have had the car 3 years and its says 80k more miles on the rear pads and 60k more on the fronts. That seems insane for brake pad life. Do you have the comp brakes? nah, stock...
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:52 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

figured it out, sick thanks. Epic photo drop in 3...2...1.... https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/qIrtGHuVrmXzPOuaSkx5dibxM35VCvbtC0XAK6QERX8i2RuY37rdMTAHb_nkdGZNZ6A4i6oFueoR5oEKhCn1sC2oeQxtwzZxJ67_fPN56nJ9Iy2EldaQTMvaz_a1VRnVQxpEFudxhqXAk5vr2RH4qW0-42tEUUTDx2Z_ZFpDtepIlyOZ-LfjQR9g-HvUDbCyu51HqGScybcU...
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:46 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

Alright you absurdly tall Asian trim pulling Gay Area bastard, saying the 8AT with turbo 4 isn't great are fightin' words. I will end you. :fullretard: Re: the tune, it has been great.. well hold on a sec. So I think it got wet at some point or something, which is odd but there was a period of epic...
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:55 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

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Thats what I get. sad little broken image icon. Either that or I get the link. I need to photobomb this thread
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:53 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

alright, i uploaded some photos to google photo. i have tried every which way to embed the link to post pictures. What am i missing? I feel like my dad right now, trying to show him how to use his iPhone 4 to send a text.
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:43 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

Alright you absurdly tall Asian trim pulling Gay Area bastard, saying the 8AT with turbo 4 isn't great are fightin' words. I will end you. :fullretard: Re: the tune, it has been great.. well hold on a sec. So I think it got wet at some point or something, which is odd but there was a period of epic...
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:35 pm
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

Now he has a Mini. He was the one who directed me to this forum but does he even post, bro? Max, do you even lift? I have to be honest... I haven't been in an F30 335 but I've driven my buddy's 340 with the mantrans and it really didn't blow me away. Its a heavier F30 with a bigger engine. Granted ...
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:43 am
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

Also there is a book of Max decrying his 335i as 1/2 assed and whacking it to his M3. I have a 440i GC which is decent, Griff wants to kill himself when he gets in his 328i because it doesn't have a GM interior from 1998 and big buttons on the stereo. YMMV. Now he has a Mini. He was the one who dir...
by McQueenBalls
Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:18 am
Forum: Member's Rides
Topic: McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings
Replies: 405
Views: 35664

McQueenBalls Whacks it to his Douchemobile and other Musings

Dudes. Men. Brahs. Bros. I hath officially declareth this my thread. This will live in 'car talk' but, similar to my last 10000 page epic thread that eventually got me banned on Mk6stickerbombstancelife.com, this thread will not only serve as an extended BMW 4-banger gloryhole bukake fest, but a pla...
by McQueenBalls
Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:05 pm
Forum: Welcome Wagon
Topic: He hath risen.
Replies: 66
Views: 16365

He hath risen.

Thank you sir. Well ol' BMW financial sent me my lease buyout packet. Going to buy this fucker, put like $10k down and finance the rest through my credit union as they're rates are lower than BMW's by like a point. Easy process, they took the $4k off the residual, I take that info to my credit unio...
by McQueenBalls
Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:48 pm
Forum: The Mudroom of Miscellany
Topic: All Things Gun Thread: Pew Pew 2.0
Replies: 551
Views: 60103

All Things Gun Thread: Pew Pew 2.0

I need to get a better safe for my pistol. I have a gen 4 glock 17 9 and right now its in a lock/key sentry safe high up on a shelf but I need to get some legit finger print/code pistol safe soon.