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Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:35 pm Quick update on my creepy co-worker. Next week will be a year and he still hasn't spoken to us.

:impressive:

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HAHAHAH this sounds like me, except with my neighbors.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:35 pm Quick update on my creepy co-worker. Next week will be a year and he still hasn't spoken to us.

:impressive:

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Is this the dude with the mysterious back pack?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:06 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:35 pm Quick update on my creepy co-worker. Next week will be a year and he still hasn't spoken to us.

:impressive:

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Is this the dude with the mysterious back pack?
Mystery guy has a backpack? Does he floss in his cubicle when no one's looking? Check and see.
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We have an idiot for an IT dude.
He gets here at 6, leaves at 3.

Only upside is making fun of his laugh has provided endless hours of entertainment.
He laughs like fucking Goofy.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:29 pm
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She wants the D.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:35 pm Quick update on my creepy co-worker. Next week will be a year and he still hasn't spoken to us.

:impressive:

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Is this the dude with the mysterious back pack?
It is.

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Melon wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:46 pm We have an idiot for an IT dude.
He gets here at 6, leaves at 3.

Only upside is making fun of his laugh has provided endless hours of entertainment.
He laughs like fucking Goofy.
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Melon wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:47 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:29 pm
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She wants the D.
The horse looks satisfied
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Does that horse have three back legs? Something odd going on back there...
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Melon wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:52 pm Does that horse have three back legs? Something odd going on back there...
That's no leg...
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dubshow wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:55 pm
Melon wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:52 pm Does that horse have three back legs? Something odd going on back there...
That's no leg...
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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dubshow wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:52 pm
Melon wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:47 pm

She wants the D.
The horse looks satisfied
This chick is pretty smoking, IMHO. The breakdown of the 5 legged horse in the background of this photo is why I am DFD4lyfe.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:13 pm
dubshow wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:52 pm

The horse looks satisfied
This chick is pretty smoking, IMHO. The breakdown of the 5 legged horse in the background of this photo is why I am DFD4lyfe.
Needs moar :tits: but otherwise :woodplow:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Melon wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:46 pm We have an idiot for an IT dude.
He gets here at 6, leaves at 3.

Only upside is making fun of his laugh has provided endless hours of entertainment.
He laughs like fucking Goofy.
This made me laugh. NOT like Goofy, :doe:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:49 pm
wap wrote:
Is this the dude with the mysterious back pack?
It is.

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Has anyone gotten a peak inside of it yet?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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dubshow wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:52 pm
Melon wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:47 pm

She wants the D.
The horse looks satisfied
:lolol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Melon wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:52 pm Does that horse have three back legs? Something odd going on back there...
:mindblown:
You're right. :notsure:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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dubshow wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:52 pm
Melon wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:47 pm

She wants the D.
The horse looks satisfied
Im glad to give you some lulz, but man what a bitch she was
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wap wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:28 pm
Melon wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:52 pm Does that horse have three back legs? Something odd going on back there...
:mindblown:
You're right. :notsure:
Its the tail and its at that island i went in istanbul remember, so ive been there before
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:13 pm
dubshow wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:52 pm

The horse looks satisfied
This chick is pretty smoking, IMHO. The breakdown of the 5 legged horse in the background of this photo is why I am DFD4lyfe.
Lmao i just noticed the 3 legs, it’s probably a stick thats laying on that wall that looks like a leg. Glad i made it dfd approved lolololol
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Detroit wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:22 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:13 pm

This chick is pretty smoking, IMHO. The breakdown of the 5 legged horse in the background of this photo is why I am DFD4lyfe.
Needs moar :tits: but otherwise :woodplow:
:dat: i did actually went out for lunch once or twice before, as co-workers/friend. But she’s kinda weird and very snobby, i thought about :woodplow: too, but i knew it won’t happen anyway. She’s just good looking and thats about it.
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Melon wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:47 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:29 pm
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She wants the D.
Ya’ll know that’s a :baby: horse at the back of the horse so you’re seeing all sorts of legs, right?
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Apex wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:00 pm
Melon wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:47 pm

She wants the D.
Ya’ll know that’s a :baby: horse at the back of the horse so you’re seeing all sorts of legs, right?
:mindblown:
Where's the rest of it :doe: ? Like the other 3 legs, body, and head?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:27 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:49 pm It is.

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Has anyone gotten a peak inside of it yet?
Not yet. I'm tempted to open it if he leaves to get lunch though.
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