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POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:19 am
by Melon
The last true :povertytruck: on DFD

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And it can be yours!

$3,000 gets you this piece of not only DFD history, not only :melon: history, but American History.
You see, this thing comes from a time when the Germans and Americans held each other's penises and said "Jas vee Kan" and they made some of the best vehicles...
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*Does not include Chrysler Crossfire

This is what you get!

3.9L of American fist pumping awesome.
5-speeds of forward choice 1 speed of backwards antics
and some truk

Also the ability to make Max upset by not buying a SUV, and isn't that worth way more than what I'm asking.

Flood tested! :melon: approved! Inquire inside for deets.
167,some numbers here fahts on the clock.

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:25 am
by razr390
:triggered:

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:32 am
by ChrisoftheNorth
I like the Crossfire. Always thought an SRT6 would be an interesting ride.

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:33 am
by Melon
Detroit wrote: Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:32 am I like the Crossfire. Always thought an SRT6 would be an interesting ride.
One of my professors in college had one, it was definitely neat.

Not as neat as the Dakota :doe:
That's where the collaboration really shined.

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:14 am
by Tar
LX doe, dat S class chassis

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:21 am
by goIftdibrad
this a a good :dill:

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:03 am
by dtraill27
$400 for my mountaineer :dillerman:

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:08 am
by Apex
:doge: kota is 2WD, right? Open diff?

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:42 am
by Melon
Apex wrote: Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:08 am :doge: kota is 2WD, right? Open diff?
Yep. It's an SXT, base model.

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 1:52 pm
by SixSpeeder
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Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:11 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
Sure does clean up nice, doe.

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 5:59 pm
by Acid666
Just think of all the drama you went through to get her down here... ONly to be thrown out to the first whore to come dish out some cash.
Someone's gonna bro it out.

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:21 pm
by Irish
Detroit wrote: Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:32 am I like the Crossfire. Always thought an SRT6 would be an interesting ride.
I test drove one and really loved it...but 2 seater could not be sold at home....because rugrats.....

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:21 pm
by Melon
Acid666 wrote: Tue Apr 11, 2017 5:59 pm Just think of all the drama you went through to get her down here... ONly to be thrown out to the first whore to come dish out some cash.
Someone's gonna bro it out.
Probably. Bro'd out to the one with cash doe.

Can't save all the vehicles man, can't save them all. Just treat them well while they're in our care.

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:30 pm
by Melon
A lil' sad :doe:

It's been a good little truk, I'm sad to see it go.

Re: POVERTY TRUK TRUK TRUK!

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:31 pm
by Acid666
Melon wrote: Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:21 pm
Acid666 wrote: Tue Apr 11, 2017 5:59 pm Just think of all the drama you went through to get her down here... ONly to be thrown out to the first whore to come dish out some cash.
Someone's gonna bro it out.
Probably. Bro'd out to the one with cash doe.

Can't save all the vehicles man, can't save them all. Just treat them well while they're in our care.

Hah, reminds me of the kid that bought my lifted S10. Dude said he was gonna remove the lift and drop it AFTER he paid for it. I had bushwacker cutouts on the fenders, which you have to to cut the body panels to fit. So he found out the hard way that he's gonna need 2 new fenders and a new bed if he wants it to not look like an 18 year old cut it to pieces to make those cutouts fit.

The 16 year old that got my GTI hasn't really ragged it out yet. Which is a plus. He did fill the entire rear of it with a sub though. Meh. better than adding chrome.