Tar's Adventures with a GoRf Failomatic

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Tarspin wrote:Knock-Knock....
Who's there?

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Gberg2119 wrote:
Tarspin wrote:Knock-Knock....
Who's there?

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Landscaper
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Tarspin wrote:
Gberg2119 wrote:Who's there?

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Landscaper
Landscaper who?

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Gberg2119 wrote:
Tarspin wrote:Landscaper
Landscaper who?

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Landscaper dropped a rock in front of the GoRf on route and now I'm getting towed to my local VW dealership with at least a broken oil pan.

Free loaner, :fuckyeah: !
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That was a dumb knock-knock joke, also loaner at my local dealership is only $15/day
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:04 pm
Gberg2119 wrote:Landscaper who?

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Landscaper dropped a rock in front of the GoRf on route and now I'm getting towed to my local VW dealership with at least a broken oil pan.

Free loaner, :fuckyeah: !
Jesus. Buying a GORF puts the mark of Cain upon you. You and Gberg are target practice.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:05 pm That was a dumb knock-knock joke, also loaner at my local dealership is only $15/day
They all are. I enjoyed it. Nice work.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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So here's the damage. It gets looked at on Monday. ImageImageImage
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:05 pm That was a dumb knock-knock joke, also loaner at my local dealership is only $15/day
They all are. I enjoyed it. Nice work.
Thanks!
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BUT WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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Desertbreh wrote:
Tarspin wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:04 pm Landscaper dropped a rock in front of the GoRf on route and now I'm getting towed to my local VW dealership with at least a broken oil pan.

Free loaner, :fuckyeah: !
Jesus. Buying a GORF puts the mark of Cain upon you. You and Gberg are target practice.
It might be all blue cars, :notsure:
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:07 pm So here's the damage. It gets looked at on Monday. ImageImageImage
Did you drive it to the dealer? :crang:
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:07 pm So here's the damage. It gets looked at on Monday. ImageImageImage
Did you drive it to the dealer? :crang:
No but I'm waiting to start it back up when a tow truck shows up and then leave a good tip. How much should i tip?
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:07 pm So here's the damage. It gets looked at on Monday. ImageImageImage
Jesus titty fucking christ... Panzer plate is on the mod list then :(

Fuck that looks bad. Will your insurance cover it ? That loooks like 2-3k in damage :(

Did you drive it after popping into the rock ? j
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God damn it. I just saw a ton of posts about an OEM plastic belly pan people have been ordering too. The ECS one I'm :notsure: on as it's that big metal piece being held on by plastic panels.

I don't think the damage will be too bad. A removal and re-seal of the oil pan cost me $238. Of course you'd add in the cost for a new pan. You might be able to replace it with a metal one too.

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Tarspin wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:07 pm So here's the damage. It gets looked at on Monday. ImageImageImage
Jesus titty fucking christ... Panzer plate is on the mod list then :(

Fuck that looks bad. Will your insurance cover it ? That loooks like 2-3k in damage :(

Did you drive it after popping into the rock ? j
I'm not crang. I pulled off as soon as the oil light came on and shut shit down. The engine sounded okay though, so I'm thinking oil pan and whatever that cover is called. I have insurance but want to get a quote on Monday before deciding on claim or just paying cash.
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Gberg2119 wrote:God damn it. I just saw a ton of posts about an OEM plastic belly pan people have been ordering too. The ECS one I'm :notsure: on as it's that big metal piece being held on by plastic panels.

I don't think the damage will be too bad. A removal and re-seal of the oil pan cost me $238. Of course you'd add in the cost for a new pan. You might be able to replace it with a metal one too.

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I broke a metal one on my mk4. I dont think it really matters.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:35 pm
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Jesus titty fucking christ... Panzer plate is on the mod list then :(

Fuck that looks bad. Will your insurance cover it ? That loooks like 2-3k in damage :(

Did you drive it after popping into the rock ? j
I'm not crang. I pulled off as soon as the oil light came on and shut shit down. The engine sounded okay though, so I'm thinking oil pan and whatever that cover is called. I have insurance but want to get a quote on Monday before deciding on claim or just paying cash.
What is your threshold? It will easily be more than 2k...
If you wanted it at 100%, you'd have to paint the bottom part of the bumper, fix the oil pan, +oil change, + the belly pan. +Rape dealer labor...
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:35 pm

I'm not crang. I pulled off as soon as the oil light came on and shut shit down. The engine sounded okay though, so I'm thinking oil pan and whatever that cover is called. I have insurance but want to get a quote on Monday before deciding on claim or just paying cash.
What is your threshold? It will easily be more than 2k...
If you wanted it at 100%, you'd have to paint the bottom part of the bumper, fix the oil pan, +oil change, + the belly pan. +Rape dealer labor...
Bumper wont get touched, i have no damage aside from a small graze but yeah its closing in on 1k easily without bumper work


Deductible is 300
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Damage will definitely be more than your deductible but I don't think it'll be crazy. Just a new pan and oil change.
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Gberg2119 wrote:Damage will definitely be more than your deductible but I don't think it'll be crazy. Just a new pan and oil change.
And belly pan. If its 600 i will out of pocket to keep my rates down
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I need to call them and see what would happen with my rates.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:52 pm Damage will definitely be more than your deductible but I don't think it'll be crazy. Just a new pan and oil change.
https://parts.vw.com/p/Volkswagen_2017_ ... 3600R.html
Oil pan is surprisingly ok priced ~186 US + oil change ~$100 + sealant for the pan + labor... + splash shield. I can't find the part right now but it was around ~200 for my friends audi...
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My loaner is 5/7, my neighbors won't even notice that the .:R is gone! $15/day, :crang:
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Whoa golf R for $15 a day. That's cheap!
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