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NEEK wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:39 pm
D Griff wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2017 2:13 pm Does anyone even buy 2WD versions anymore?
People buy mid size truk so I am sure 2wd happens on the reg.

Stupid baby dick truk posers.

BRODOZE OR NOTHING, BROS.
I doze, two wheels at a time broze.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 4:27 pm
NEEK wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:39 pm

People buy mid size truk so I am sure 2wd happens on the reg.

Stupid baby dick truk posers.

BRODOZE OR NOTHING, BROS.
What about a bro'd out mid size truck?
:notsure: if yours or :neek: 's :truk" has more bro cred. Both have a lot.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 4:27 pm
NEEK wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:39 pm

People buy mid size truk so I am sure 2wd happens on the reg.

Stupid baby dick truk posers.

BRODOZE OR NOTHING, BROS.
What about a bro'd out mid size truck?
My 3/4 ton is bro'd out. Could not get a more optioned F250 in 2004, breh.

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NEEK wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:32 pm
Detroit wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 4:27 pm
What about a bro'd out mid size truck?
My 3/4 ton is bro'd out. Could not get a more optioned F250 in 2004, breh.

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Mine has every option you can get on a Colorado. Plus, it's lifted 2", 2" wider track, gold plated shocks, full bro. Just not giant :jalepenis: compensation.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:56 pm
NEEK wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:32 pm

My 3/4 ton is bro'd out. Could not get a more optioned F250 in 2004, breh.

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Mine has every option you can get on a Colorado. Plus, it's lifted 2", 2" wider track, gold plated shocks, full bro. Just not giant :jalepenis: compensation.
You got a lift. That is way more compensation than my stock height.
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I thought brodozers had to be lifted as part of the definition.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:28 pm I thought brodozers had to be lifted as part of the definition.
Na. FX4 package bro. Rancho shocks and shit. Diesel. 560 ft/lbs. 3/4 ton. I qualify.

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Detroit wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:28 pm I thought brodozers had to be lifted as part of the definition.
I better jump on this.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:28 pm I thought brodozers had to be lifted as part of the definition.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:28 pm I thought brodozers had to be lifted as part of the definition.
Not just a 3" lift either.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:56 pm
NEEK wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:32 pm

My 3/4 ton is bro'd out. Could not get a more optioned F250 in 2004, breh.

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Mine has every option you can get on a Colorado. Plus, it's lifted 2", 2" wider track, gold plated shocks, full bro. Just not giant :jalepenis: compensation.
Have you put it to the threesome test? That’s the real challenge.
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NEEK wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:01 pm

:doit:
If I get this job I'll sooner be putting cardboard aero skirts on the fenders for empeegeez before lifting it. :flaccid:
:wat: jerb?
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:49 am
[user not found] wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:50 pm

If I get this job I'll sooner be putting cardboard aero skirts on the fenders for empeegeez before lifting it. :flaccid:
:wat: jerb?
Corporate marketing IIRC.
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Apex wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:51 am
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:49 am

:wat: jerb?
Corporate marketing IIRC.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:49 am
Detroit wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:56 pm
Mine has every option you can get on a Colorado. Plus, it's lifted 2", 2" wider track, gold plated shocks, full bro. Just not giant :jalepenis: compensation.
Have you put it to the threesome test? That’s the real challenge.
Not yet. But chicks love it surprisingly. The general reaction is that it looks like a purple Tonka truck...and a surprising number of chicks have asked to go off-roading in it with us.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:01 am
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:49 am

Have you put it to the threesome test? That’s the real challenge.
Not yet. But chicks love it surprisingly. The general reaction is that it looks like a purple Tonka truck...and a surprising number of chicks have asked to go off-roading in it with us.
Sadly it doesn't have a bouncy ride :tits:
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:04 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:01 am
Not yet. But chicks love it surprisingly. The general reaction is that it looks like a purple Tonka truck...and a surprising number of chicks have asked to go off-roading in it with us.
Sadly it doesn't have a bouncy ride :tits:
The suspension isn't "bouncy", but there's certainly :tits: action over bumps offroad.

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Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:16 am
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:04 am

Sadly it doesn't have a bouncy ride :tits:
The suspension isn't "bouncy", but there's certainly :tits: action over bumps offroad.

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Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:01 am
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:49 am

Have you put it to the threesome test? That’s the real challenge.
Not yet. But chicks love it surprisingly. The general reaction is that it looks like a purple Tonka truck...and a surprising number of chicks have asked to go off-roading in it with us.
Chicks love :truk: :truk: :truk:
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D Griff wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:33 am
Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:01 am
Not yet. But chicks love it surprisingly. The general reaction is that it looks like a purple Tonka truck...and a surprising number of chicks have asked to go off-roading in it with us.
Chicks love :truk: :truk: :truk:
Depends. They were universally :aintcare: about my Silverbrahdoe...but the ZR2 is "cute" or "fun" or whatever.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:01 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:33 am

Chicks love :truk: :truk: :truk:
Depends. They were universally :aintcare: about my Silverbrahdoe...but the ZR2 is "cute" or "fun" or whatever.
It's blurple.
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Apex wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:17 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:01 pm
Depends. They were universally :aintcare: about my Silverbrahdoe...but the ZR2 is "cute" or "fun" or whatever.
It's blurple.
That too. The amount of people that refer to it as "purple" is :lolol:

I love my Blurple :truk:
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Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:01 pm
D Griff wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:33 am

Chicks love :truk: :truk: :truk:
Depends. They were universally :aintcare: about my Silverbrahdoe...but the ZR2 is "cute" or "fun" or whatever.
Most chicks here seem to prefer a guy who drives a :truk: in general :disgust:
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Actual :truk: talk?

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:truk: YEAH!
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Detroit wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:01 pm
Depends. They were universally :aintcare: about my Silverbrahdoe...but the ZR2 is "cute" or "fun" or whatever.
It's the gold shocks, breh.

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