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Time to lemon it and get a new one!
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Also. Wtf.
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We have a huge storm coming tomorrow and I’m really glad I have that backup power … oh wait … the timing couldn’t have been better.
3 Tesla cucks online and the only thing they can tell me
Is to turn it off and on again which clearly didn’t fix shit
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max225 wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2024 6:19 pm We have a huge storm coming tomorrow and I’m really glad I have that backup power … oh wait … the timing couldn’t have been better.
3 Tesla cucks online and the only thing they can tell me
Is to turn it off and on again which clearly didn’t fix shit
Damn man… seems like this system has been riddled with problems :disappoint:

Also I feel like the IX is really pulling the BMWs of old.. an amazing vehicle surpassing its peers in driving enjoyment but suffering in the reliability department. 20 years from now they’ll be great EV powerplants with 2020s B58/N20 reliability.
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max225 wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2024 5:50 pm And my Tesla solar system shat the bed last night ….

:ayfkm:
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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max225 wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2024 6:19 pm We have a huge storm coming tomorrow and I’m really glad I have that backup power … oh wait … the timing couldn’t have been better.
3 Tesla cucks online and the only thing they can tell me
Is to turn it off and on again which clearly didn’t fix shit
solar will save us doe.
SAWCE wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2024 5:08 pm

dude wtf
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:28 pm I'm happy for Brad because nobody jerks it to the Miata harder on this forum and that is the Crown Prince of Miatas.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:25 am
max225 wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2024 5:50 pm And my Tesla solar system shat the bed last night ….

:ayfkm:
NO

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5-7 days to get the chance to get someone to take a look at it so that they can send someone out .. that’s not to get someone here in 5-7 days … it’ll be 3 weeks again until shit is fixed
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Tesla is making entire solar systems now? Wow.
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MrH42 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:44 am Tesla is making entire solar systems now? Wow.
You can get your entire roof made of tesla solar panels now.

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MrH42 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:44 am Tesla is making entire solar systems now? Wow.
They have been for a long time. I got mine in 2021
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Guys, I may be :wrong: , but I think Mr. H was :trollface: and meant that Tesla was now making this:

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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Gberg2119 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:50 am
MrH42 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:44 am Tesla is making entire solar systems now? Wow.
You can get your entire roof made of tesla solar panels now.

I hate this guy
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max225 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 11:46 am
Gberg2119 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:50 am

You can get your entire roof made of tesla solar panels now.

I hate this guy
Eh he's :notbad: . Far from the worst youtuber out there.
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wap wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 11:43 am Guys, I may be :wrong: , but I think Mr. H was :trollface: and meant that Tesla was now making this:

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This thought did cross my mind.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:03 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 11:46 am

I hate this guy
Eh he's :notbad: . Far from the worst youtuber out there.
He started doing car reviews and it is absolute BS. He should stick to his "tech" crap.
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Also update: the warning has disappeared ... :notsure: what triggered it... But my car is garage parked every day so perhaps the "emergency" thing couldn't get some sort of signal ? :notsure: never had that issue in the other 3 bmws...
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max225 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:12 pm Also update: the warning has disappeared ... :notsure: what triggered it... But my car is garage parked every day so perhaps the "emergency" thing couldn't get some sort of signal ? :notsure: never had that issue in the other 3 bmws...
i think alot of them use xm satellites so yes they need to see the sky. you have to research your specific system.

https://www.chapmanbmwchandler.com/assist/faq

this suggests its a cellphone.
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:28 pm I'm happy for Brad because nobody jerks it to the Miata harder on this forum and that is the Crown Prince of Miatas.
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golftdibrad1 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:46 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:12 pm Also update: the warning has disappeared ... :notsure: what triggered it... But my car is garage parked every day so perhaps the "emergency" thing couldn't get some sort of signal ? :notsure: never had that issue in the other 3 bmws...
i think alot of them use xm satellites so yes they need to see the sky. you have to research your specific system.

https://www.chapmanbmwchandler.com/assist/faq

this suggests its a cellphone.
Yea the weird thing is. Never had an issue in the 80 nights or so various other "I" bmws were parked in the garage. We shall see... :yikes:
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max225 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:11 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:03 pm

Eh he's :notbad: . Far from the worst youtuber out there.
He started doing car reviews and it is absolute BS. He should stick to his "tech" crap.
I saw he started doing car stuff but I have no intentions of ever watching those. He got the youtuber wet dream car too. A 911 turbo s.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 1:42 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:11 pm

He started doing car reviews and it is absolute BS. He should stick to his "tech" crap.
I saw he started doing car stuff but I have no intentions of ever watching those. He got the youtuber wet dream car too. A 911 turbo s.
Eh GT3 RS or bust. And I refuse to give him any ad revenue.
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max225 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:00 am
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:25 am

NO

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5-7 days to get the chance to get someone to take a look at it so that they can send someone out .. that’s not to get someone here in 5-7 days … it’ll be 3 weeks again until shit is fixed
Called them again… got a competent person finally .. 1/5! Manually connected to the “gateway” on the solar system and reset it through the phone. It was some sort of software glitch.

I’m ready for the storm. Also charged the car to 80% … just in case
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max225 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 2:51 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:00 am


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5-7 days to get the chance to get someone to take a look at it so that they can send someone out .. that’s not to get someone here in 5-7 days … it’ll be 3 weeks again until shit is fixed
Called them again… got a competent person finally .. 1/5! Manually connected to the “gateway” on the solar system and reset it through the phone. It was some sort of software glitch.

I’m ready for the storm. Also charged the car to 80% … just in case
:nice:
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max225 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 2:51 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:00 am


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5-7 days to get the chance to get someone to take a look at it so that they can send someone out .. that’s not to get someone here in 5-7 days … it’ll be 3 weeks again until shit is fixed
Called them again… got a competent person finally .. 1/5! Manually connected to the “gateway” on the solar system and reset it through the phone. It was some sort of software glitch.

I’m ready for the storm. Also charged the car to 80% … just in case
Gavin Newsom Cuckboy has solar system short so he cannot charge his electric car battery with his Tesla home batteries. Needs moar burn barrel, Colt 45 with 1200 rounds of ammo, diesel generator and Hank Williams Jr.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 4:12 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 2:51 pm

Called them again… got a competent person finally .. 1/5! Manually connected to the “gateway” on the solar system and reset it through the phone. It was some sort of software glitch.

I’m ready for the storm. Also charged the car to 80% … just in case
Gavin Newsom Cuckboy has solar system short so he cannot charge his electric car battery with his Tesla home batteries. Needs moar burn barrel, Colt 45 with 1200 rounds of ammo, diesel generator and Hank Williams Jr.
Gitrrrdun


Also one thing that sucks about bmw… there is a 1.2 gigabyte ! Update for the IX that I have to somehow load from my phone to the car. :fullretard:

The future is sometimes really fucking annoying
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wap wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 11:43 am Guys, I may be :wrong: , but I think Mr. H was :trollface: and meant that Tesla was now making this:
:lolol:

GOT EM!
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