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Johnny_P wrote: The new one?
It's underpowered.

Otherwise I like it. Comfy and nimble.
bingo.

When the same engine is in the wife's car, the Clubman feels a little slower. It's also got an extra two gears in the mix, with the 8 speed box.

Comfort wise, I like it, and I think the dash and center console/stack are well laid out.
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I need to figure out what I want to do with my suspension come spring time. Coils or shocks/springs?

Going to get bumped in autox if I go with Wilwood brakes so could and/or camber adjustment would be free.
Or I stay with stock brakes and get JCW springs and koni or bilstein shock/strut and stay stock class with a big rear swaybar.

Stock is too squishy when I finally get someone to chase who makes me work.


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Unless you're cornerbalancing, I really don't see the point in coils...unless going for mad scene points or whatever.

Nice adjustable shocks with camber plates seem to be the best option 5/7 times.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote:Unless you're cornerbalancing, I really don't see the point in coils...unless going for mad scene points or whatever.

Nice adjustable shocks with camber plates seem to be the best option 5/7 times.
Eh, I went with coils on the R53.

They're nice to have. But not on a car that gets driven through the winter. Fuck that. Will never install coils on a car that sees salt ever fucking again. :nope:

@apex I'd go with Bilsteins and H&R springs with camber plates in the front.
Just think of how much dirt hides in those threads! :yikes:
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Nice dampers and springs are what you should get. Maybe adjustable, maybe not. Get a packaged set so they're all designed to work with one another.
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Detroit wrote:Unless you're cornerbalancing, I really don't see the point in coils...unless going for mad scene points or whatever.

Nice adjustable shocks with camber plates seem to be the best option 5/7 times.
Eh, I went with coils on the R53.

They're nice to have. But not on a car that gets driven through the winter. Fuck that. Will never install coils on a car that sees salt ever fucking again. :nope:

@apex I'd go with Bilsteins and H&R springs with camber plates in the front.
Thanks [user not found]!

I see Helix has a Bilstein and Eibach combo for $1100... Add in some camber plates and I think I'd be good to go for now.

No way in fucking hell would I consider cheap coils either, so this is the :scrooge: option too. :notbad:


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Johnny_P wrote: Just think of how much dirt hides in those threads! :yikes:
Well, there's that, but there's also the fact that salt freezes those adjustment jawns solid.

:nope:
Ah lol yeah that sucks. Better git 'r right before the first winter or else. I doubt spraying an oil coat would do much either because of how much shit will sling up on the damper from everyday driving.
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Cover threads in duct tape
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Or just don't get coilovers

Lose out on scenepoints
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Johnny_P wrote:Cover threads in duct tape
Man that's so janky. :disgust:

Then you've got adhesive on the threads when you remove it.
Adhesive is easier to remove than salt doe

It is janky for sure
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Dat orange. :megusta: 5/7 would hoon.
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Dammit. A :manuel: AWD in orange would be an epic all-arounder.
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Detroit wrote:Dammit. A :manuel: AWD in orange would be an epic all-arounder.
It's my next car. It's going to replace the Silveradoe.

In other news, the Mini is back at the :dillerman: for the clunk. Made the noise three times on the 4 mile drive to the dealer. On a 8 mile drive with a tech, it made the noise very faintly just once.

It's staying overnight and we'all see what happens tomorrow.
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Detroit wrote:Dammit. A :manuel: AWD in orange would be an epic all-arounder.
Both of them look nice.
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fledonfoot wrote:
It's my next car. It's going to replace the Silveradoe.

In other news, the Mini is back at the :dillerman: for the clunk. Made the noise three times on the 4 mile drive to the dealer. On a 8 mile drive with a tech, it made the noise very faintly just once.

It's staying overnight and we'all see what happens tomorrow.
I mean it had that ejecto door, cuz.

Who knows what it is.
I should take you for a spin in it next week. It literally sounds like a metal on metal bottoming out kind of noise, and it didn't start until a couple days after they pulled the LF corner apart a couple months ago.
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I think it's subframe.
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Could it be....an....axle slap, on a stock car? Dude! Stancebros will worship you! :lol:


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On another note, that mini looks sick, kind of like the crosstek xv or alltrak, but way better.


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[user not found] wrote:Real photos:
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I like this thing.
Whoa. The orange looks freaking great.
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Needs moar than 189 HP :disappoint:
That engine should be 220 at minimum. 280 for JCW.
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Orange Countryman?? :megusta:
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Apex wrote:Orange Countryman?? :megusta:

I'd do it. I want 6MT AWD as my next car, so I'm basically golf R, WRX/STI or something like this.

Seeing as I like low car insurance payments, a Countryman would be ideal.

I really was underwhelmed by the Clubman we had as a loaner last week.
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fledonfoot wrote:
Apex wrote:Orange Countryman?? :megusta:

I'd do it. I want 6MT AWD as my next car, so I'm basically golf R, WRX/STI or something like this.

Seeing as I like low car insurance payments, a Countryman would be ideal.

I really was underwhelmed by the Clubman we had as a loaner last week.
[user not found] needs to let us know when they hit the dillers so we can all go test drive them. [user not found], you can do like 6 test drives at once, right?
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I'm a solid 12-18 months away from replacing the wife's car and 2 years out on my truck. For now, at least.

Unless someone in NJ wants a lease takeover on a loaded up Silverado.
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fledonfoot wrote:
Apex wrote:Orange Countryman?? :megusta:

I'd do it. I want 6MT AWD as my next car, so I'm basically golf R, WRX/STI or something like this.

Seeing as I like low car insurance payments, a Countryman would be ideal.

I really was underwhelmed by the Clubman we had as a loaner last week.
Or you could get a golf Sportwagen for 10k less
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