How life was awesome today: the :fuckyeah: thread

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Found out today we're getting bonuses this year. :fuckyeah:
It's only 1 week's pay :doe: :jalepenis: :flaccid:

But I'm happily taking it. It wasn't expected or required so I'm happy.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:54 pm Found out today we're getting bonuses this year. :fuckyeah:
It's only 1 week's pay :doe: :jalepenis: :flaccid:

But I'm happily taking it. It wasn't expected or required so I'm happy.
:dat: :fuckyeah:

I have never gotten a bonus at this company, which is OK, knew going in music industry and stuff wasn't going to be the most lucrative. I'll be getting a nice chunk of money for reasons soon, hopefully I'll find out more today from the overlords in England.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:12 am Home for a month starting this afternoon!
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Lots of :fuckyeah: going on in here yesterday/today. :notbad:
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:49 pm My boss is reorganizing his department. I'm picking up 3 additional engineers, and promoting 2 of them. It'll be a significant promotion and should be totally :fuckyeah: for those guys.

They're getting upgraded to the same pay grade as me. So. Maybe I'm getting upgraded? :fuckyeah:
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:12 am Home for a month starting this afternoon!
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:12 am Home for a month starting this afternoon!
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wap wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:54 pm Found out today we're getting bonuses this year. :fuckyeah:
It's only 1 week's pay :doe: :jalepenis: :flaccid:

But I'm happily taking it. It wasn't expected or required so I'm happy.
:fuckyeah:

Still no word if we're getting one or not.
Got my fingers crossed.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:09 am
wap wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:54 pm Found out today we're getting bonuses this year. :fuckyeah:
It's only 1 week's pay :doe: :jalepenis: :flaccid:

But I'm happily taking it. It wasn't expected or required so I'm happy.
:dat: :fuckyeah:

I have never gotten a bonus at this company, which is OK, knew going in music industry and stuff wasn't going to be the most lucrative. I'll be getting a nice chunk of money for reasons soon, hopefully I'll find out more today from the overlords in England.
You've been mentioning/teasing this for a few days now. When can you clue us in?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:12 am Home for a month starting this afternoon!
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Melon wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:49 am
wap wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:54 pm Found out today we're getting bonuses this year. :fuckyeah:
It's only 1 week's pay :doe: :jalepenis: :flaccid:

But I'm happily taking it. It wasn't expected or required so I'm happy.
:fuckyeah:

Still no word if we're getting one or not.
Got my fingers crossed.
Fingers crossed for you :melon: !
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wap wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:09 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:09 am

:dat: :fuckyeah:

I have never gotten a bonus at this company, which is OK, knew going in music industry and stuff wasn't going to be the most lucrative. I'll be getting a nice chunk of money for reasons soon, hopefully I'll find out more today from the overlords in England.
You've been mentioning/teasing this for a few days now. When can you clue us in?
Well... I thought I would know more information much sooner :rolleyes: But it's been out of my hands. Hopefully Monday or Tuesday.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:11 pm
wap wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:09 pm

You've been mentioning/teasing this for a few days now. When can you clue us in?
Well... I thought I would know more information much sooner :rolleyes: But it's been out of my hands. Hopefully Monday or Tuesday.
:popcorn:
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wap wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:09 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:09 am

:dat: :fuckyeah:

I have never gotten a bonus at this company, which is OK, knew going in music industry and stuff wasn't going to be the most lucrative. I'll be getting a nice chunk of money for reasons soon, hopefully I'll find out more today from the overlords in England.
You've been mentioning/teasing this for a few days now. When can you clue us in?
He's getting a chunk of money because he's the dick swingingest Bangbus Commander and Tuba Player in all the land. Mad Respect from Peter Gabriel.
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wap wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:09 pm

You've been mentioning/teasing this for a few days now. When can you clue us in?
He's getting a chunk of money because he's the dick swingingest Bangbus Commander and Tuba Player in all the land. Mad Respect from Peter Gabriel.
:lolol: No doubt!!
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wap wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:54 pm Found out today we're getting bonuses this year. :fuckyeah:
It's only 1 week's pay :doe: :jalepenis: :flaccid:

But I'm happily taking it. It wasn't expected or required so I'm happy.
:fuckyeah: :wasteful:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:05 pm
wap wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:54 pm Found out today we're getting bonuses this year. :fuckyeah:
It's only 1 week's pay :doe: :jalepenis: :flaccid:

But I'm happily taking it. It wasn't expected or required so I'm happy.
:fuckyeah: :wasteful:
:dat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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We've got our work christmas party tonight. Usually this is when we get our bonuses. Expecting something, but nothing ground breaking. It's been a good year for us and we're slowly coming out of an oilfield slump and looking ok.

Boss's wife posts this in our work chat. I didn't think anything of it.
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Then one of our engineers comes and asks me what's up with the bag of money. I'm all :derp: ?
I look closer, and see it.

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:dafuq:
That's gotta be all 1s. And look how thick that shit is. And she hashtagged it "Partyfavors"?
What kinda strip club shit are they planning for us tonight? (Dinner/party is at their house btw)
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:notsure: but in4updates!
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wap wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:44 pm :notsure: but in4updates!
I wonder if I'll end up like Corvettewaxer with $2K in cash.


update: Boss just called me. Got a raise. Totally unexpected. +$4K, goes in effect from 12/4.
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Acid666 wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:51 pm
wap wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:44 pm :notsure: but in4updates!
I wonder if I'll end up like Corvettewaxer with $2K in cash.


update: Boss just called me. Got a raise. Totally unexpected. +$4K, goes in effect from 12/4.
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rockchops wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:40 pm Boss gave me a few hundred in Amazon gift cards for holidays, anniversary and crushing shit lately.
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