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Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:19 pm
by wap
razr390 wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:16 pm
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:15 pm

i wuv you and i know you don't have any ill intent.
Shut up :crang:






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Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:20 pm
by nuggstein
i know you guys give me shit all of the time, but that's my weirdo personality, and it's probably why my friends give me shit too, but alas you are all good people.

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:21 pm
by razr390
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:20 pm i know you guys give me shit all of the time, but that's my weirdo personality, and it's probably why my friends give me shit too, but alas you are all good people.
Truthfully we do it because we care. If we didn't we would've been :aintcare:

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:23 pm
by goIftdibrad
razr390 wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:16 pm
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:15 pm

i wuv you and i know you don't have any ill intent.
Shut up :crang:





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Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:24 pm
by Johnny_P
Detroit wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:16 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:15 pm
This is the Dogs With Attitude class for reactivity training.

Or as I call it, "The Bad Dog Class" which gets GF :triggered:

:lolol:
Because your precious little angel couldn't possibly be bad?
:rolleyes:
I mean, when she bounces up and growls and barks and snaps at another dog just because she saw it and she's on a leash..... yeah that's a bad dog. GF thinks she's a sweetie and is making excuses.

:yeahok: :baddog:

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:25 pm
by Johnny_P
in4snow :snowman:

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:26 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:24 pm
Detroit wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:16 pm
Because your precious little angel couldn't possibly be bad?
:rolleyes:
I mean, when she bounces up and growls and barks and snaps at another dog just because she saw it and she's on a leash..... yeah that's a bad dog. GF thinks she's a sweetie and is making excuses.

:yeahok: :baddog:
:rolleyes: just like parents with horrible kids.

Infamous is worse than I am when it comes to calling our dog out on being crappy. She's a sweet dog, but can be really shitty at times. We both know and just deal with it.

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:27 pm
by Thedude
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:20 pm i know you guys give me shit all of the time, but that's my weirdo personality, and it's probably why my friends give me shit too, but alas you are all good people.
You can rationalize it that way... or you could alter some things about yourself and start commanding respect from others. In case you are wondering where to start, it starts with self-respect.

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:27 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
It's still snowing here. Unreal. I need to go check if I have enough gas for the snow blower.

:rolleyes:

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:28 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
Thedude wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:27 pm
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:20 pm i know you guys give me shit all of the time, but that's my weirdo personality, and it's probably why my friends give me shit too, but alas you are all good people.
You can rationalize it that way... or you could alter some things about yourself and start commanding respect from others. In case you are wondering where to start, it starts with self-respect.
Stop with the logic. That has no place here. :crang:

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:29 pm
by datgrundle
Do Work, Son wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:14 pm I'm at work but don't want to do work, please advise.
Decide what beer to drink tonight and look at boobs after.

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:34 pm
by Thedude
Do Work, Son wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:14 pm I'm at work but don't want to do work, please advise.
Grab a business notepad and/or stack of papers and briskly walk around the building like you have something urgent to attend to. People like seeing other people act with a sense of urgency. Do this enough and you may even notice higher marks on your next review.

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:37 pm
by Do Work, Son
datgrundle wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:29 pm
Do Work, Son wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:14 pm I'm at work but don't want to do work, please advise.
Decide what beer to drink tonight and look at boobs after.
I don't drink but I'll partake in your boobs.

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:38 pm
by Do Work, Son
Thedude wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:34 pm
Do Work, Son wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:14 pm I'm at work but don't want to do work, please advise.
Grab a business notepad and/or stack of papers and briskly walk around the building like you have something urgent to attend to. People like seeing other people act with a sense of urgency. Do this enough and you may even notice higher marks on your next review.
I conceal my cellphone and Bluetooth earbuds on my way to the men's rooms. I guess I can go sit on the can and listen to Dan le Batard.

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:39 pm
by SAWCE
razr390 wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:16 pm
nuggstein wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:15 pm

i wuv you and i know you don't have any ill intent.
Shut up :crang:























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Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:40 pm
by CorvetteWaxer
My friend's 9 year old sent me this over the weekend.

9 year old humor.... made me laugh.. what does that say about me?

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Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:42 pm
by ChrisoftheNorth
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:40 pm My friend's 9 year old sent me this over the weekend.

9 year old humor.... made me laugh.. what does that say about me?

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I :lolol: 'd

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:42 pm
by razr390
SAWCE wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:39 pm
razr390 wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:16 pm
Shut up :crang:




















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Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:43 pm
by razr390
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:40 pm My friend's 9 year old sent me this over the weekend.

9 year old humor.... made me laugh.. what does that say about me?

Image
:lolgasm:

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:44 pm
by Johnny_P
datgrundle wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:29 pm
Do Work, Son wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:14 pm I'm at work but don't want to do work, please advise.
Decide what beer to drink tonight and look at boobs after.
:lolgasm: I actually did laugh at this. POTD.

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:54 pm
by Thedude
Do Work, Son wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:38 pm
Thedude wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:34 pm

Grab a business notepad and/or stack of papers and briskly walk around the building like you have something urgent to attend to. People like seeing other people act with a sense of urgency. Do this enough and you may even notice higher marks on your next review.
I conceal my cellphone and Bluetooth earbuds on my way to the men's rooms. I guess I can go sit on the can and listen to Dan le Batard.
Oh man, I totally forgot... you are dot gov, aren'tcha? Yeah, you don't don't want to be perceived as an overachiever there.

Re: RE: Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:54 pm
by Calvinball
razr390 wrote:
SAWCE wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:48 pm Guilt trip =/= trying to prove a point.
For clarification, I wasn't telling :crang: he shouldn't care about his mom, that's totally :wtf:

What I meant was that he shouldn't worry about shit like going to shovel snow when he's been multiple times and it always ends in his mom shoveling it whether she's feeling good or not, and his sister just bitching to :crang: how inconsiderate he is because he's not coming over to help.

I was talking about the context and the circumstance. So if I was misinterpreted I apologize. My feelings still stand about the stubbornness of his mom and the attitude of his sister.

The context of that situation was that :crang: mom wasn't feeling good, yet she was going to go out and shovel snow. His sister messaged and emailed him talking about how inconsiderate he is because he's not dropping everything to come and help. :crang: wanted to call a shoveling service, but that wouldn't satisfy the situation. It is EQUALLY inconsiderate for his mom and sister to assume that :crang: has no life wherever he's at so that he can immediately at the stomp of a foot drop everything and help them do something that the sister could've done alongside his mom, or a 3rd party company could've done.

That's all.
:whocares:

Sent from the beer depository


Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:54 pm
by SAWCE
razr390 wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:42 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:39 pm
:mahtroy:
:narc: brutality :triggered:
Red hands on a White man dressed in Blue
The streets are looking like Germany in '42

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:56 pm
by SAWCE
SAWCE wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:54 pm
razr390 wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:42 pm
:narc: brutality :triggered:
Red hands on a White man dressed in Blue
The streets are looking like Germany in '42
Waxer may actually enjoy this band.. Stray From The Path. NY Hardcore band.. some of their songs have a Rage Against The Machine vibe to their sound. I dig them.

Re: OT #7: You've got Milk!

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:56 pm
by D Griff
razr390 wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:38 am
D Griff wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:31 am

:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
:crang: "
POTY

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