OT 13: Unholy Guacamole

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GF just texted me. She crammed a full size solid wood door into her Tiguan and drove it up to the shop. :impressive: that it fit inside with the hatch closed, 36"x80". Wouldn't have fit in a tiny bed :truk:

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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:12 pm GF just texted me. She crammed a full size solid wood door into her Tiguan and drove it up to the shop. :impressive: that it fit inside with the hatch closed, 36"x80". Wouldn't have fit in a tiny bed :truk:

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I wonder how much stuff I can fit in the Heep. Haven't really needed to try to move anything in it yet.
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Johnny_P wrote:GF just texted me. She crammed a full size solid wood door into her Tiguan and drove it up to the shop. :impressive: that it fit inside with the hatch closed, 36"x80". Wouldn't have fit in a tiny bed :truk:

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I just picked up an 80 x 30 screen door and three 80 x 36 closet (folding of course) doors this past weekend. In my useless non-practical sedan.


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Nah, no humming of theme songs. I just found a theme and am running with it today. :lol:
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:12 pm GF just texted me. She crammed a full size solid wood door into her Tiguan and drove it up to the shop. :impressive: that it fit inside with the hatch closed, 36"x80". Wouldn't have fit in a tiny bed :truk:

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Only a moran would try to move anything with a :truk:
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Calvinball wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:15 pm
Johnny_P wrote:GF just texted me. She crammed a full size solid wood door into her Tiguan and drove it up to the shop. :impressive: that it fit inside with the hatch closed, 36"x80". Wouldn't have fit in a tiny bed :truk:

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I just picked up an 80 x 30 screen door and three 80 x 36 closet (folding of course) doors this past weekend. In my useless non-practical sedan.


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:impressive: !

I don't think it would fit in the rallymobile. The pass through is kind of smallish.

This weekend we threw 12 folding chairs (new in box), 1 bench, 1 shelving system and shelves, and a plant display rack inside the Tiggy. It all fit but there was no room for anything else, lol. Filled from bottom to top. It was also :impressive:
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:15 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:12 pm GF just texted me. She crammed a full size solid wood door into her Tiguan and drove it up to the shop. :impressive: that it fit inside with the hatch closed, 36"x80". Wouldn't have fit in a tiny bed :truk:

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I wonder how much stuff I can fit in the Heep. Haven't really needed to try to move anything in it yet.
:sawce: :tits: :doge: :doge:

That's like 500 lbs of :meat: :impressive:
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Calvinball wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:15 pm I just picked up an 80 x 30 screen door and three 80 x 36 closet (folding of course) doors this past weekend. In my useless non-practical sedan.


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I don't think it would fit in the rallymobile. The pass through is kind of smallish.
I also picked up two bikes that we bought for #familythings

That took a little jenga-ing but it worked.


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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:18 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:15 pm

I wonder how much stuff I can fit in the Heep. Haven't really needed to try to move anything in it yet.
:sawce: :tits: :doge: :doge:

That's like 500 lbs of :meat: :impressive:
You're actually pretty close. Light by about 30lbs, but yeah.. we definitely load it up.

That makes me want to do another camping trip in it with them all.
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Calvinball wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:19 pm
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:impressive: !

I don't think it would fit in the rallymobile. The pass through is kind of smallish.
I also picked up two bikes that we bought for #familythings

That took a little jenga-ing but it worked.


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Post up in the bike thread :jimp:
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:19 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:18 pm

:sawce: :tits: :doge: :doge:

That's like 500 lbs of :meat: :impressive:
You're actually pretty close. Light by about 30lbs, but yeah.. we definitely load it up.

That makes me want to do another camping trip in it with them all.
:notbad: I figured 130 for :tits: , 80 per :doge: and 210 of :sawce: ??
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Calvinball wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:19 pm I also picked up two bikes that we bought for #familythings

That took a little jenga-ing but it worked.


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Post up in the bike thread :jimp:
I almost did, but then I read recent posts and realized my poverty spec Trek hybrids had no place in there.


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Calvinball wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:22 pm
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Post up in the bike thread :jimp:
I almost did, but then I read recent posts and realized my poverty spec Trek hybrids had no place in there.


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Ain't nothing wrong with a hybrid bike. They can go anywhere in comfort. Ideal for city riding really.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:17 pm
Calvinball wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:15 pm

I just picked up an 80 x 30 screen door and three 80 x 36 closet (folding of course) doors this past weekend. In my useless non-practical sedan.


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:impressive: !

I don't think it would fit in the rallymobile. The pass through is kind of smallish.

This weekend we threw 12 folding chairs (new in box), 1 bench, 1 shelving system and shelves, and a plant display rack inside the Tiggy. It all fit but there was no room for anything else, lol. Filled from bottom to top. It was also :impressive:
Worst was went I went to Ikea with a buddy in his TL and bought the 2x4 cube Expedit and we learned that the TL doesn't have any pass-through at all.. Rear seats dont fold down on his MY. :dafuq: That was a cramped ride home.. I'm 6'3 and he's 6'5" and the box was probably 5.5" long or so plus a few feet wide.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:22 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:19 pm

You're actually pretty close. Light by about 30lbs, but yeah.. we definitely load it up.

That makes me want to do another camping trip in it with them all.
:notbad: I figured 130 for :tits: , 80 per :doge: and 210 of :sawce: ??
:sawce: 225
:tits: 160ish
:doge: are both about 75.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:24 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:17 pm

:impressive: !

I don't think it would fit in the rallymobile. The pass through is kind of smallish.

This weekend we threw 12 folding chairs (new in box), 1 bench, 1 shelving system and shelves, and a plant display rack inside the Tiggy. It all fit but there was no room for anything else, lol. Filled from bottom to top. It was also :impressive:
Worst was went I went to Ikea with a buddy in his TL and bought the 2x4 cube Expedit and we learned that the TL doesn't have any pass-through at all.. Rear seats dont fold down on his MY. :dafuq: That was a cramped ride home.. I'm 6'3 and he's 6'5" and the box was probably 5.5" long or so plus a few feet wide.
Yeah non-folding rear seat is useless on a sedan. Many BMWs don't, er, didn't, have folding rears in the E90 generation. IIRC 1st gen WRX's didn't have folding seats in the sedans either.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:25 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:22 pm

:notbad: I figured 130 for :tits: , 80 per :doge: and 210 of :sawce: ??
:sawce: 225
:tits: 160ish
:doge: are both about 75.
Close enough! :dealwithit:
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:26 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:24 pm

Worst was went I went to Ikea with a buddy in his TL and bought the 2x4 cube Expedit and we learned that the TL doesn't have any pass-through at all.. Rear seats dont fold down on his MY. :dafuq: That was a cramped ride home.. I'm 6'3 and he's 6'5" and the box was probably 5.5" long or so plus a few feet wide.
Yeah non-folding rear seat is useless on a sedan. Many BMWs don't, er, didn't, have folding rears in the E90 generation. IIRC 1st gen WRX's didn't have folding seats in the sedans either.
It's the only car that I can recall ever trying to fold seats down on and not being able to. Blew my mind.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:26 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:25 pm

:sawce: 225
:tits: 160ish
:doge: are both about 75.
Close enough! :dealwithit:
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:tits: is gonna work on getting down closer to 130 :jimp: I've got her lifting pretty heavy though, so she'll probably be as "toned" as she wants to at a heavier weight since she'll be packing on some massles.
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Melon wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:25 pm
dubshow wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:55 am uh...

vw did this on teh 16v way back in the 80s man.

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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:27 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:26 pm

Yeah non-folding rear seat is useless on a sedan. Many BMWs don't, er, didn't, have folding rears in the E90 generation. IIRC 1st gen WRX's didn't have folding seats in the sedans either.
It's the only car that I can recall ever trying to fold seats down on and not being able to. Blew my mind.
Whatever did all of those people do from 1902-1990?
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:35 pm
Melon wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:25 pm

That's a wedge.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:39 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:27 pm

It's the only car that I can recall ever trying to fold seats down on and not being able to. Blew my mind.
Whatever did all of those people do from 1902-1990?
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