DFD

razr390 wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:18 pm

Melon wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:09 pm

Twist: It's the Jack Daniel's VW GM who kidnapped them.

Yea we’d like to return them but it turns out they’re tuned.

Melon wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:31 pm

razr390 wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:18 pm

Yea we’d like to return them but it turns out they’re tuned.

Three options:

1) We release them in bits and pieces - $10,000

2) We release them, but severely beaten - $100,000

3) We release them, but they're fine - $1,000,00

[user not found]: I can get them out for free, with a tactical strike.

Let's hear option one again.

Melon wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:31 pm

razr390 wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:18 pm

Yea we’d like to return them but it turns out they’re tuned.

Three options:

1) We release them in bits and pieces - $10,000

2) We release them, but severely beaten - $100,000

3) We release them, but they're fine - $1,000,00

[user not found]: I can get them out for free, with a tactical strike.

Let's hear option one again.

Melon wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:31 pm

razr390 wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:18 pm

Yea we’d like to return them but it turns out they’re tuned.

Three options:

1) We release them in bits and pieces - $10,000

2) We release them, but severely beaten - $100,000

3) We release them, but they're fine - $1,000,00

[user not found]: I can get them out for free, with a tactical strike.

Let's hear option one again.

Melon wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:31 pm

razr390 wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:18 pm

Yea we’d like to return them but it turns out they’re tuned.

Three options:

1) We release them in bits and pieces - $10,000

2) We release them, but severely beaten - $100,000

3) We release them, but they're fine - $1,000,00

[user not found]: I can get them out for free, with a tactical strike.

Let's hear option one again.

Tarspin wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 3:07 pmPOTD

[user not found] wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 3:13 pm

Tarspin wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 3:07 pmPOTD

TOTY.

wap wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:21 pm

Calvinball wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 11:34 am So crang made a point to say he was at a dillership and didn’t have cell service. I’m thinking he was there, was dillering, he had the thought that he should reach out to Z but couldn’t, and the did their usual thing and wouldn’t let him leave without a . We already know crang can’t stand his ground in person so it fits.


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Likely, except I call on the no cell service claim. He lives in one of the most densely packed population centers in the country. Ain't no way there isn't a cell tower every 200 feet or so. It's not like he was in upstate Maine.

Johnny_P wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 4:50 pm

wap wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:21 pm

Likely, except I call on the no cell service claim. He lives in one of the most densely packed population centers in the country. Ain't no way there isn't a cell tower every 200 feet or so. It's not like he was in upstate Maine.

Lies. Hoboken is basically the boonies. According to crang.

coogles wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 4:53 pm

Johnny_P wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 4:50 pm

Lies. Hoboken is basically the boonies. According to crang.

HOURS from the city, I tell you. HOURS.

Johnny_P wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 5:00 pm

coogles wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 4:53 pm

HOURS from the city, I tell you. HOURS.

This is not a lie actually
Ever been over the GW?

Johnny_P wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 4:50 pm

wap wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 1:21 pm

Likely, except I call on the no cell service claim. He lives in one of the most densely packed population centers in the country. Ain't no way there isn't a cell tower every 200 feet or so. It's not like he was in upstate Maine.

Lies. Hoboken is basically the boonies. According to crang.

wap wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 5:08 pm

Johnny_P wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 4:50 pm

Lies. Hoboken is basically the boonies. According to crang.

Right across the Hudson from Manhatten.

4zilch wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 5:20 pm

wap wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 5:08 pm


Right across the Hudson from Manhatten.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 5:42 pm Ok, so called me via phone, and profusely apologized for his shenanigans.

It's not worth it to harbor any hate, but to say I'm not irritated would be a lie. That being said, I'd say the DFD deep roast made him realize how bad he fucked up.

I'll give him props, he at least had the matzoh to call and apologize. I should've demanded he make good on his promise and send me beer, but oh well.

nuggstein wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 5:47 pm I truly had no service in the area I was in. I was in NY, not NYC.

nuggstein wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 5:44 pm

[user not found] wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 5:42 pm Ok, so called me via phone, and profusely apologized for his shenanigans.

It's not worth it to harbor any hate, but to say I'm not irritated would be a lie. That being said, I'd say the DFD deep roast made him realize how bad he fucked up.

I'll give him props, he at least had the matzoh to call and apologize. I should've demanded he make good on his promise and send me beer, but oh well.

What are your top three beers?

[user not found] wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 5:52 pm

nuggstein wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 5:44 pm

What are your top three beers?

Depends on the time of year - right now, light and refreshing is the ticket. Had a beer the other night that was delicious: Founders Green Zebra. I'd be cool with that.

Or Dogfish Head Sea Quench.

[user not found] wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 5:55 pm

[user not found] wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 5:52 pm

Depends on the time of year - right now, light and refreshing is the ticket. Had a beer the other night that was delicious: Founders Green Zebra. I'd be cool with that.

Or Dogfish Head Sea Quench.

I think you mean you will only accept Pliney.