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Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:48 pm
by Maxxx
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
I have not, please show me the light.

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:50 pm
by Maxxx
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
I have not. Please show me the light.

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:54 pm
by Maxxx
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:37 pm Poverty cars, and rowing gears. Sounds like a good Dfd material to me

Whalecum!!
I don't actually really like the term "rowing gears" I don't know why I phrased it that way. I prefer working the floppy dildo in the center console...

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:09 pm
by MexicanYarisTK
Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:54 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:37 pm Poverty cars, and rowing gears. Sounds like a good Dfd material to me

Whalecum!!
I don't actually really like the term "rowing gears" I don't know why I phrased it that way. I prefer working the floppy dildo in the center console...
sounds fair enough, that's really how I fell when I drove some various manual cars, cause the knob pretty much feels like a dildo :lol:

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:19 am
by max225
Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:47 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:23 pm
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

:triggered:





:popcorn:
Like the highlander? fight to the death?
Take out the floppy sword and meat me outside. :sissyfight:

Re: Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:39 am
by Calvinball
DFD. Now with two times the Max!


Sent from the Beer Depository

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:55 am
by dubshow
Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:47 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:23 pm
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

:triggered:


:popcorn:
Like the highlander? fight to the death?
actually, you just argue until one of you rage quits.

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:58 am
by dubshow
Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:48 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
I have not, please show me the light.
for your first double post,

I'll grant you this.

Lord and savior. Church of the piston, the rod, and the holy combustion.

Image

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:33 am
by ChrisoftheNorth
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:55 am
Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:47 pm

Like the highlander? fight to the death?
actually, you just argue until one of you rage quits.
The DFD way. New Maxx has a tough adversary in the old.

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:34 am
by ChrisoftheNorth
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:58 am
Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:48 pm

I have not, please show me the light.
for your first double post,

I'll grant you this.

Lord and savior. Church of the piston, the rod, and the holy combustion.

Image
Nice work.

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:35 am
by Maxxx
Apex wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:29 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
Or the Magical Camdalf?
I've seen someones avatar of Gandalf holing a camshaft, so?

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:35 am
by Maxxx
Apex wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:29 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
Or the Magical Camdalf?
I've seen someones avatar of Gandalf holing a camshaft, so?

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:42 am
by Maxxx
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:58 am
Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:48 pm

I have not, please show me the light.
for your first double post,

I'll grant you this.

Lord and savior. Church of the piston, the rod, and the holy combustion.

Image
A glorious unholy union of American V8 muscle in formally rotary powered Japanese body (sort of like interracial Asian porn but uncensored). I love the FD! It's like a smaller better looking Poorvette.

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:46 am
by Maxxx
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
Actually I get it now. Ellis Juan sounds like LS1 lol. I'm slow, unlike an LS1 powered RX-7

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:51 am
by ChrisoftheNorth
Maxxx wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:35 am
Apex wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:29 pm

Or the Magical Camdalf?
I've seen someones avatar of Gandalf holing a camshaft, so?
Double posting to boost post count. You'll get along well here.

I've got a Gray 2003 Corvette with cam, heads, gears, and 443 soul crushing, tire shredding, WHP.

Camdalf the Gray.

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:51 am
by ChrisoftheNorth
Maxxx wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:46 am
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
Actually I get it now. Ellis Juan sounds like LS1 lol. I'm slow, unlike an LS1 powered RX-7
Very good.

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:53 am
by SAWCE
Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:51 am
Maxxx wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:35 am

I've seen someones avatar of Gandalf holing a camshaft, so?
Double posting to boost post count. You'll get along well here.

I've got a Gray 2003 Corvette with cam, heads, gears, and 443 desert crushing, breh shredding, WHP.

Camdalf the Gray.
FTFY

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:57 am
by Apex
SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:53 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:51 am
Double posting to boost post count. You'll get along well here.

I've got a Gray 2003 Corvette with cam, heads, gears, and 443 desert crushing, breh shredding, WHP.

Camdalf the Gray.
FTFY
:iswydt: :like:

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:58 am
by ChrisoftheNorth
SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:53 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:51 am
Double posting to boost post count. You'll get along well here.

I've got a Gray 2003 Corvette with cam, heads, gears, and 443 desert crushing, breh shredding, WHP.

Camdalf the Gray.
FTFY
:fuckyeah:

Maxxx...

Member Desertbreh bet that he'd supercharge his C6 Grand Sport if my build resulted in over 400 WHP. He would "rule on me forever like Desert Sauron".

I blew 400whp away, Desertbreh reneged on his bet and succumbed to forever being my bitch.

We are nerdz. It's bad.

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:18 pm
by wap
SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:53 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:51 am
Double posting to boost post count. You'll get along well here.

I've got a Gray 2003 Corvette with cam, heads, gears, and 443 desert crushing, breh shredding, WHP.

Camdalf the Gray.
FTFY
:iswydt:
:lolol:

Re: Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:29 pm
by Tar
[user not found] wrote:
dubshow wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:55 am actually, you just argue until one of you rage quits.
Or we just send someone to Сибирь. :iono:
Max#1has relatives there... just saying.

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:30 pm
by Desertbreh
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:23 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:42 pm

:triggered: another Max on the forum? :butwhy:












































Hi
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

:triggered:





:popcorn:
This guy is MaXXX doe. Simi Valley skin flick producer Maxxx. Not AZN poonslayer, lease buyout Max.

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:33 pm
by SAWCE
Inb4 Maxxx is a financially irresponsible Azn dude who only bangs white chicks.

Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:33 pm
by Desertbreh
[user not found] wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:32 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:30 pm

This guy is MaXXX doe. Simi Valley skin flick producer Maxxx. Not AZN poonslayer, lease buyout Max.
Maxxximal insertion.
:dedong:

Re: Hey, I'm new to DFD

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:35 pm
by Tar
Desertbreh wrote:
Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:23 pm THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

:triggered:





:popcorn:
This guy is MaXXX doe. Simi Valley skin flick producer Maxxx. Not AZN poonslayer, lease buyout Max.
Oh there he is, any sales on superchargers lately?