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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:53 am
[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:46 am Ultimately crang needs to decide what his goal is.

Is it:
1) Get out of this with taking the smallest financial hit as possible
Or
2) keep the GTI

The next steps differ depending on what he wants to achieve.
Which, interestingly enough, was were he was 2 weeks ago.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:50 am
[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:46 am Ultimately crang needs to decide what his goal is.

Is it:
1) Get out of this with taking the smallest financial hit as possible
Or
2) keep the GTI

The next steps differ depending on what he wants to achieve.
Tune in next week to find out what 3 other VW mechanics and his gf’s mechanic school dropout bull thinks he should do! :popcorn:
The thing is, this is a conversation we started with him two weeks ago.
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Twenty two hundred fucking posts on this issue and it still hasn’t been solved. This is DFD at its greatest.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote:Twenty two hundred fucking posts on this issue and it still hasn’t been solved. This is DFD at its greatest.
Because :wub: :crang:
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:01 am
razr390 wrote:Twenty two hundred fucking posts on this issue and it still hasn’t been solved. This is DFD at its greatest.
Because :wub: :crang:
I’m gonna have to escalate this thread to the GM of DFDVW
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:01 am Because :wub: :crang:
I’m gonna have to escalate this thread to the GM of DFDVW
I'm escalating it to management at Taptalk, probably next week doe.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:13 am
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:50 pm

1. The dealer keeps insisting that this fix will likely not work
2. The actual diagnostic WAS NOT PERFORMED, cylinders weren't scoped etc, as admitted by the dealer
3. Dealer keeps pushing to change the chain + head
4. This is an interference engine that experienced severe KNOCK over a prolonged period of time, since when does that mean you can just slap on a cam and call it a day?

Those are FACTs from what we already know.

I am giving my opinion here just like everyone else. I think paying the $2900 and praying that this will work is the equivalent of asking :jesus: to take the wheel.

Changing a cam +HPFP alone will NOT fix this in a way that will allow him to even take it car max without someone noticing the engine is fubared, the risk is too high.
You are really shit at logic and or mechanics
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As much shit as we give Max for not wanting to modify a car, and change it from factory spec, let's think of it differently. It's probably for the best he leaves cars alone.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:13 am
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:50 pm

1. The dealer keeps insisting that this fix will likely not work
2. The actual diagnostic WAS NOT PERFORMED, cylinders weren't scoped etc, as admitted by the dealer
3. Dealer keeps pushing to change the chain + head
4. This is an interference engine that experienced severe KNOCK over a prolonged period of time, since when does that mean you can just slap on a cam and call it a day?

Those are FACTs from what we already know.

I am giving my opinion here just like everyone else. I think paying the $2900 and praying that this will work is the equivalent of asking :jesus: to take the wheel.

Changing a cam +HPFP alone will NOT fix this in a way that will allow him to even take it car max without someone noticing the engine is fubared, the risk is too high.
You are really shit at logic and or mechanics
Stfu fat boy, say something useful for once
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I'm all :popcorn: at this point.

That's all every post should be in this tread until there's a useful update.

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max225 wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:42 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:13 am

You are really shit at logic and or mechanics
Stfu fat boy, say something useful for once
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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:crang: is tearing us apart.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:49 am :crang: is tearing us apart.
I see a divide in the forum. Like a camshaft broken in two.




























































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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:53 am
razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:49 am :crang: is tearing us apart.
I see a divide in the forum. Like a camshaft broken in two.




























































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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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fledonfoot wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:40 am
razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:59 am
I think what Fled is saying is that 5k problems aren’t the norm but 7 year old German Cars with 70,000 miles aren’t bought used because they’re known to be “reliable”.

Then again:
1. German
2. Out of warranty.
3. Tuned (which means it was most likely blacklisted by VWOA once their Tech denied goodwill from seeing it’s tuned).
4. 70,000 miles
It doesn't matter if the car is "blacklisted" because it's out of warranty anyway.

But yes, I don't think anyone buying a 5-7 year old GTI isn't shopping for reliability.
No way man these cars are reliable af. I have a friend I met through a forum who's mom's boyfriend has a GTI and he's got 5000 miles on it now literally nothing has broken. And my cousin's GF's mom's dog has a GTI with APR version 2.4 and it's been tuned for 2500 miles. These tunes are reliable and the GTI is reliable overall as well.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:55 am
fledonfoot wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:40 am

It doesn't matter if the car is "blacklisted" because it's out of warranty anyway.

But yes, I don't think anyone buying a 5-7 year old GTI isn't shopping for reliability.
No way man these cars are reliable af. I have a friend I met through a forum who's mom's boyfriend has a GTI and he's got 5000 miles on it now literally nothing has broken. And my cousin's GF's mom's dog has a GTI with APR version 2.4 and it's been tuned for 2500 miles. These tunes are reliable and the GTI is reliable overall as well.
Your story would be funnier if you wrote “APR v2.4 and has driven it for 149 miles with no problem.”
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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max225 wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:42 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:13 am

You are really shit at logic and or mechanics
Stfu fat boy, say something useful for once
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Dude in my office bought a used B5 Passat with like 90k on it last year. I asked him if he realized what he bought? He says his mechanic looked it over and stuff and it's all good.

I told him the stuff to look out for but I'm not sure he's done anything like the cam follower, hpfp like crang, or carbon build up. He's hoping for another 100k. I don't want to crush his dreams.

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razr390 wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:49 am :crang: is tearing us apart.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:52 am
fledonfoot wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:49 pm

Nowhere have I said it fixes the issue. It gets the car running.

The next guy that buys it deserves whatever he gets for buying a 70k 6 year old German Time Bomb without a warranty. Besides if carmax sell it , he gets a 3 month warranty from the dealer.
Are you exaggerating? Honestly I don't know. I understand they are more maintenance entensive and some fixes will be expensive but are 5k problems a given with German cars with that millage?
Not in my experience.
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wap wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:12 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:52 am

Are you exaggerating? Honestly I don't know. I understand they are more maintenance entensive and some fixes will be expensive but are 5k problems a given with German cars with that millage?
Not in my experience.
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[user not found] wrote:Talked to my friend at KMD - he'll be here shortly. ;)
I don't think it will matter.

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[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:17 am Talked to my friend at KMD - he'll be here shortly. ;)
:lolol: :dillerman: making the phone calls that :crang: can't. 3 weeks, no goddamn calls.
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Will KMDbrah agree on negligence? Wrench throwing? Something else? Will he be an expert witness in the supreme court hearing next year? :crang: needs more verification that he's right.
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[user not found] with the assist.
Glad to see some sign of progress.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:18 am
wap wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:12 am

Not in my experience.
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