OT 4: Box o' Dicksmas

Barnes93cb · Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:43 pm

Johnny_P wrote:I don't feel like going to my parents' house for Christmas. I hate holiday travel. Spend 3x as much on plane tickets to go someplace so you can all be together on that one special day. Fight tons of traffic, huge lines at the airport, etc, etc. Flight delays because Berta couldn't get all 50 presents out of the overhead bin fast enough. Chaos at the airports. Screaming kids on the plane. Weather delays.

$950 to fly 2 people to Birmingham and back.

For me its a 7.5 hour drive to home. Its a pretty simple drive straight up I-95. Overall its pretty cheap to head home. Its only three tanks of gas there and back total.

Barnes93cb · Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:49 pm

NEEK wrote:
Calvinball wrote:
Perfect. I have some serious beast coast brews on hand.
OMFG.

SRS.... I need to get out that way and do a tour of DFD members and breweries where they live.

We have some pretty awesome breweries near me. One close by that makes custom beers for in house only. They even do pairings with items from their kitchen. Every weekend is like a block party with games and booze.

Apex · Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:57 pm

SAWCE wrote:
Apex wrote:
Nice lunch, what's for dinner?

if I can find one.

Barnes93cb · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:01 pm

NEEK wrote:
Detroit wrote:Also drank too much yesterday, feeling pretty crappy today.
I was so hungover yesterday. I puked.

Im proud of you. Gotta get the bad out to start again.

Barnes93cb · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:09 pm

Calvinball wrote:
NEEK wrote: The older I get the easier it is for me to be hungover. I usually drink enough water to prevent that.... but fucked up big time Saturday night. Forgot to hydrate.
As we age we produce less of the enzyme that metabolizes booze.

I almost always get a hangover. I never hydrate enough.

Barnes93cb · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:13 pm

The wife is in rare form today.

This is the rare time I wish we didnt work together.

wap · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:19 pm

Thanks everyone for the compliments on my house.

And D-Plac, you ain't got nothing to be jelly about, Mr. Bag End Mega-Porch.

wap · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:22 pm

Melon wrote:
wap wrote:

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lives in the house from "A Christmas Story"

Love that movie!!

wap · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:23 pm

D Griff wrote:Dang, has a nice house.

I have my own emoji now: :wap:

wap · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:24 pm

[user not found] wrote:
Melon wrote:
lives in the house from "A Christmas Story"

I bet the Bumpuses still live next door.

@#$^%$# BUMPUSES!!!!!!!!

Devilchrono · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:25 pm

NEEK wrote:My breakfast date:

Currently on FAPatalk

Melon · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:28 pm

wap wrote:
[user not found] wrote:
I bet the Bumpuses still live next door.
@#$^%$# BUMPUSES!!!!!!!!

Melon · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:28 pm

Yeah, lady

posted is a solid 5/7

Johnny_P · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:33 pm

Barnes93cb wrote:The wife is in rare form today.

This is the rare time I wish we didnt work together.

wap · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:36 pm

Apex wrote:
[user not found] wrote:It's sad really.

I've tried to look the other way on some things but apparently they got in a fight with my aunt back in September when it was a hot topic, and she's married to a black guy, so there's always been some tension. Now it's even worse.

It's just stupid. We're all fucking human beings man, can't we hate for stupidity, not color or religion?

But they're 90+ and there's no changing that.

wap · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:38 pm

Melon wrote:
wap wrote: @#$^%$# BUMPUSES!!!!!!!!

Actually, if you look closely, that light to the left of the top of the big wreath on my porch is a mini leg lamp just like from the movie.

Johnny_P · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:40 pm

[user not found] wrote:It's sad really.

I've tried to look the other way on some things but apparently they got in a fight with my aunt back in September when it was a hot topic, and she's married to a black guy, so there's always been some tension. Now it's even worse.

It's just stupid. We're all fucking human beings man, can't we hate for stupidity, not color or religion?

But they're 90+ and there's no changing that.

Old people gonna be old people :doe:

HighwayStarPatrick · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:53 pm

So over today. Want to crawl back into bed. Nap time for Asian.

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Barnes93cb · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:53 pm

[user not found] wrote:
Barnes93cb wrote:The wife is in rare form today.

This is the rare time I wish we didnt work together.
Work together AND live together?

Just grab her by the

Yup. Typically this isnt an issue since we dont do the same job. But she is coming over to my section today and is getting an attitude.

Barnes93cb · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:55 pm

wap wrote:
D Griff wrote:Dang, has a nice house.

I have my own emoji now:

You have made it to the big time.

Barnes93cb · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:56 pm

HighwayStarPatrick wrote:So over today. Want to crawl back into bed. Nap time for Asian.

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Who are you?

Melon · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:57 pm

Barnes93cb wrote:Pretty much my entire weekend in a few photos.

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HighwayStarPatrick · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:57 pm

[user not found] wrote:
HighwayStarPatrick wrote:So over today. Want to crawl back into bed. Nap time for Asian.

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I'm what to make of today.

Woke up feeling pretty good doe, so there's that.

I'm still exhausted from this weekend. Starting to feel my age is all.

HighwayStarPatrick · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:58 pm

Barnes93cb wrote:
HighwayStarPatrick wrote:So over today. Want to crawl back into bed. Nap time for Asian.

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Who are you?

Haha. Use to be dragon69185 on the old forum and golfmk6 forum.

Barnes93cb · Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:59 pm

HighwayStarPatrick wrote:
Barnes93cb wrote: Who are you?
Haha. Use to be dragon69185 on the old forum and golfmk6 forum.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay