Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?

Brothers of brub and brap, this is your safe space.

Vote for the cuckmaggeddon 2021

Fled-Corolla Hybrid
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Wap-GTI in pornflower
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Melon-3/4/5+GMC Canyon
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Apex-Gladiator
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Troyguitar-1/2 of a mazda 3
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Calvinball-Civic SI/Current vehicle
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SAWCE-Elantra with the steek
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Razr390-GTI
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Irish-GTI
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4Zilch-Fiesta ST
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Dgriff-Injured C5/JL/328i
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Coogles-GTI
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Johnny-1/2 of a CMAX
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Desertbreh-GMT800/Brown440i
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Gberg-Golf R
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Dbest-4Runner
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MexicanYaris-Renault Clio
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CaleDeRoo-C5
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RLwake-Miata
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Huckleberry-2004 GTO/Dads Impala
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[user not found]-Gen2 Taco/R53
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4%
Acid666-C5z06/Silverado/Miata
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Myself-TRD Pro Taco+JCW Mini F56
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Tarspin-Golf R
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Detroit-Crosstrek
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Total votes: 23
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max225 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 7:10 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:53 pm
But significantly enhanced...
Depends on who likes what. I prefer stock. Although the wider front wheels are nice. :225: s are a joke.
It's really not that heavily modified. The suspension is maybe 15% stiffer, with the car low enough to look great with the new wheels. Brake pads changed because I cooked the stock ones on the tail, tune for more power, and that's about it.

:tints: Too. I need to get the truck tinted.
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max225 wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 7:10 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:53 pm
But significantly enhanced...
Depends on who likes what. I prefer stock. Although the wider front wheels are nice. :225: s are a joke.
Those were all good mods.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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I think we should ask Acidbro to 3D print a set of :balls: as the trophy for the winner to present to his wife.... the winner's wife that is, not Acid's....
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 7:55 pm
Irish wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 7:44 pm I think we should ask Acidbro to 3D print a set of :balls: as the trophy for the winner to present to his wife.... the winner's wife that is, not Acid's....
A :balls: keychain, if you will.

That way the winners :balls: are always in the wife’s pocket or purse.
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I think I’m down to throw down for a smol custom
Trophy for the winner …
Maybe tough to explain to the wife and wife’s bf
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I’m seriously

:lolgasm: ing right now
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If this tie maintains the funniest thing would be twin cuck trophy since we can’t even crown the cuckiest one of them all. Which would perhaps would be an even better outcome than a single winner
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what if it was a travelling trophy that went somewhere new annually?
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:14 pm what if it was a travelling trophy that went somewhere new annually?
Your wife’s boyfriend wouldn’t be cool with paying for all that shipping.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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What's this about D_Plac's wife having a B/F?
Y'all went open on the relationship?
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be nice to find a trophy with a guy holding his balls on a platter or something or it least holding them out in a gesture of offer

I suck at Paint 3D but something along these lines

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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 7:55 pm
Irish wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 7:44 pm I think we should ask Acidbro to 3D print a set of :balls: as the trophy for the winner to present to his wife.... the winner's wife that is, not Acid's....
A :balls: keychain, if you will.

That way the winners :balls: are always in the wife’s pocket or purse.
:notbad:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:10 pm
Calvinball wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:55 pm Lol my option is civic si/current vehicle. Shows how absent I’ve been, you guys don’t even know what I have now. Maybe it’s something even more sadly amazing than the current front runners.


AND?
Honda Odyssey touring, :fuckyeah:
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Calvinball wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:39 am
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:10 pm



AND?
Honda Odyssey touring, :fuckyeah:
Not allowed to get the Elite?
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 1:51 am
Calvinball wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:39 am

Honda Odyssey touring, :fuckyeah:
Not allowed to get the Elite?
I don’t want to look like we’re showing off.
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Melon wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:42 pm What's this about D_Plac's wife having a B/F?
Y'all went open on the relationship?
:lolgasm: no, it's just tongue and cheek "cuck talk".

The only open relationship we'd consider would involve another female. It's been discussed, but won't likely happen. That's ok, neither of us want for anything. Life gets rough, we brub the boat to the middle of the bay and bang it out.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 1:51 am
Calvinball wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:39 am

Honda Odyssey touring, :fuckyeah:
Not allowed to get the Elite?
:amazing:
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Calvinball wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:39 am
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:10 pm



AND?
Honda Odyssey touring, :fuckyeah:
Best Minivan in the World
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Melon wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:42 pm What's this about D_Plac's wife having a B/F?
Y'all went open on the relationship?
Goddam Alan does everything have to be so fucking literal? Hit the pronhub and watch a view cuck videos and get with the program.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 2:35 pm
Melon wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:42 pm What's this about D_Plac's wife having a B/F?
Y'all went open on the relationship?
Goddam Alan does everything have to be so fucking literal? Hit the pronhub and watch a view cuck videos and get with the program.
Never know 'round these parts.
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Detroit wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 1:44 pm
Melon wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:42 pm What's this about D_Plac's wife having a B/F?
Y'all went open on the relationship?
:lolgasm: no, it's just tongue and cheek "cuck talk".

The only open relationship we'd consider would involve another female. It's been discussed, but won't likely happen. That's ok, neither of us want for anything. Life gets rough, we brub the boat to the middle of the bay and bang it out.
This alone removes you from any cuck contest. Sorry not sorry
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 7:26 pm
Detroit wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2021 1:44 pm
:lolgasm: no, it's just tongue and cheek "cuck talk".

The only open relationship we'd consider would involve another female. It's been discussed, but won't likely happen. That's ok, neither of us want for anything. Life gets rough, we brub the boat to the middle of the bay and bang it out.
This alone removes you from any cuck contest. Sorry not sorry
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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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