Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Last time I checked in you had a Silverado. Lol.

I haven't had a Silverbrahdoe in...5 years? Do you not recall the demise? Maybe you stopped caring and I don't blame you.

GMT400>Silverado>Colorado ZR2>JT Rubicon>Ram Tradesman>Crosstranny

Fun cars:
GTI>ATS>Corvette>nothing



I mostly bought the Crosstrek because it was a new car in my price range that the wife liked a lot, I even paid MSRP for it ZFG and ended up really liking it. It is our only vehicle, other than the boat. Which I can't tow now, so it's on the water forever. Probably just rent a truck to pull it out of the water in October.

It's also worth mentioning that the demise is almost entirely due to the wife hating cars and I'm OK with it. Literally the definition of cuck.

[Melon]

Last time I checked in you had a Silverado. Lol.

I haven't had a Silverbrahdoe in...5 years? Do you not recall the demise? Maybe you stopped caring and I don't blame you.

GMT400>Silverado>Colorado ZR2>JT Rubicon>Ram Tradesman>Crosstranny

Fun cars:
GTI>ATS>Corvette>nothing



I mostly bought the Crosstrek because it was a new car in my price range that the wife liked a lot, I even paid MSRP for it ZFG and ended up really liking it. It is our only vehicle, other than the boat. Which I can't tow now, so it's on the water forever. Probably just rent a truck to pull it out of the water in October.

It's also worth mentioning that the demise is almost entirely due to the wife hating cars and I'm OK with it. Literally the definition of cuck.

Appreciate the summary.
I still care about you boo, it's just been a wild year.

[Melon]

But yeah, you earned my vote.

Griff's scrooginess rubbed off on his wife, different situation.

[Irish]

@Desertbreh ..... Calling the Man from the Desert..... come in Barrister....... concise, eloquent, funny ass summary is greatly needed....... The crowning of King Limpwrist, Lord of Cucktopia hangs in the balance.....

[Melon]

@Desertbreh ..... Calling the Man from the Desert..... come in Barrister....... concise, eloquent, funny ass summary is greatly needed....... The crowning of King Limpwrist, Lord of Cucktopia hangs in the balance.....

10/10

[ChrisoftheNorth]

I haven't had a Silverbrahdoe in...5 years? Do you not recall the demise? Maybe you stopped caring and I don't blame you.

GMT400>Silverado>Colorado ZR2>JT Rubicon>Ram Tradesman>Crosstranny

Fun cars:
GTI>ATS>Corvette>nothing



I mostly bought the Crosstrek because it was a new car in my price range that the wife liked a lot, I even paid MSRP for it ZFG and ended up really liking it. It is our only vehicle, other than the boat. Which I can't tow now, so it's on the water forever. Probably just rent a truck to pull it out of the water in October.

It's also worth mentioning that the demise is almost entirely due to the wife hating cars and I'm OK with it. Literally the definition of cuck.

Appreciate the summary.
I still care about you boo, it's just been a wild year.

Oh, I know. I wouldn't care about my car status either. Snooze fest.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

But yeah, you earned my vote.

Griff's scrooginess rubbed off on his wife, different situation.

I appreciate your support.

[Desertbreh]

Also, I don't know the history, the reasoning of why you have a Crosstrek, obviously something to do strongly identifying with fleece wearing lesbians, but IDK.

[Apex]

Last time I checked in you had a Silverado. Lol.

I haven't had a Silverbrahdoe in...5 years? Do you not recall the demise? Maybe you stopped caring and I don't blame you.

GMT400>Silverado>Colorado ZR2>JT Rubicon>Ram Tradesman>Crosstranny

Fun cars:
GTI>ATS>Corvette>nothing



I mostly bought the Crosstrek because it was a new car in my price range that the wife liked a lot, I even paid MSRP for it ZFG and ended up really liking it. It is our only vehicle, other than the boat. Which I can't tow now, so it's on the water forever. Probably just rent a truck to pull it out of the water in October.

It's also worth mentioning that the demise is almost entirely due to the wife hating cars and I'm OK with it. Literally the definition of cuck.

Wait, is the Ramminator 9000 gone? Did you quit your jerb?

[Desertbreh]

@Desertbreh ..... Calling the Man from the Desert..... come in Barrister....... concise, eloquent, funny ass summary is greatly needed....... The crowning of King Limpwrist, Lord of Cucktopia hangs in the balance.....

I've already said my piece. Griff in a landslide. First, Chris changes cars so quickly whatever he does DOESN'T MATTER. Pink Fiat 500? Chevrolet Citation? Peugot 505? DOESN'T MATTER. ANY GIVEN DAY LATER THE GUY WILL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WAGON.

For Griff though shit is REAL PERMANENT........where does our cuckfest begin?

It begins with wanting a place with a garage and then telling himself and everyone else that instead he wanted a single carport. Kbra. The guys farthest away from winning this trophy are The Hound and Melon.
Both of these guys have enclosed mechanical workspaces that look like a Joe Gibbs race trailer at Daytona.

Next his Corvette needs 1/2 its value in repairs, makes sense to sell it. Then he LOSES THE TITLE. Who loses their pink slip? The Captain of the Red Cucktober, that's who.
The grand capoff is selling a car he hates, having multiple "flamboyant" replacements well within reach (That C6GS was practically parked next door) but he won't pull trigger. HE THEN REPURCHASES THE CAR HE HATES.

And here he is. Planting the victory flag on Mount Cuck.

[Irish]

@Desertbreh ..... Calling the Man from the Desert..... come in Barrister....... concise, eloquent, funny ass summary is greatly needed....... The crowning of King Limpwrist, Lord of Cucktopia hangs in the balance.....

I've already said my piece. Griff in a landslide. First, Chris changes cars so quickly whatever he does DOESN'T MATTER. Pink Fiat 500? Chevrolet Citation? Peugot 505? DOESN'T MATTER. ANY GIVEN DAY LATER THE GUY WILL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WAGON.

For Griff though shit is REAL PERMANENT........where does our cuckfest begin?

It begins with wanting a place with a garage and then telling himself and everyone else that instead he wanted a single carport. Kbra. The guys farthest away from winning this trophy are The Hound and Melon.
Both of these guys have enclosed mechanical workspaces that look like a Joe Gibbs race trailer at Daytona.

Next his Corvette needs 1/2 its value in repairs, makes sense to sell it. Then he LOSES THE TITLE. Who loses their pink slip? The Captain of the Red Cucktober, that's who.
The grand capoff is selling a car he hates, having multiple "flamboyant" replacements well within reach (That C6GS was practically parked next door) but he won't pull trigger. HE THEN REPURCHASES THE CAR HE HATES.

And here he is. Planting the victory flag on Mount Cuck.

lqtm..... Once again our amicus curiae from the sands delivers.....

[4zilch]

@Desertbreh ..... Calling the Man from the Desert..... come in Barrister....... concise, eloquent, funny ass summary is greatly needed....... The crowning of King Limpwrist, Lord of Cucktopia hangs in the balance.....

I've already said my piece. Griff in a landslide. First, Chris changes cars so quickly whatever he does DOESN'T MATTER. Pink Fiat 500? Chevrolet Citation? Peugot 505? DOESN'T MATTER. ANY GIVEN DAY LATER THE GUY WILL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WAGON.

For Griff though shit is REAL PERMANENT........where does our cuckfest begin?

It begins with wanting a place with a garage and then telling himself and everyone else that instead he wanted a single carport. Kbra. The guys farthest away from winning this trophy are The Hound and Melon.
Both of these guys have enclosed mechanical workspaces that look like a Joe Gibbs race trailer at Daytona.

Next his Corvette needs 1/2 its value in repairs, makes sense to sell it. Then he LOSES THE TITLE. Who loses their pink slip? The Captain of the Red Cucktober, that's who.
The grand capoff is selling a car he hates, having multiple "flamboyant" replacements well within reach (That C6GS was practically parked next door) but he won't pull trigger. HE THEN REPURCHASES THE CAR HE HATES.

And here he is. Planting the victory flag on Mount Cuck.

[max225]

@Desertbreh ..... Calling the Man from the Desert..... come in Barrister....... concise, eloquent, funny ass summary is greatly needed....... The crowning of King Limpwrist, Lord of Cucktopia hangs in the balance.....

I've already said my piece. Griff in a landslide. First, Chris changes cars so quickly whatever he does DOESN'T MATTER. Pink Fiat 500? Chevrolet Citation? Peugot 505? DOESN'T MATTER. ANY GIVEN DAY LATER THE GUY WILL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WAGON.

For Griff though shit is REAL PERMANENT........where does our cuckfest begin?

It begins with wanting a place with a garage and then telling himself and everyone else that instead he wanted a single carport. Kbra. The guys farthest away from winning this trophy are The Hound and Melon.
Both of these guys have enclosed mechanical workspaces that look like a Joe Gibbs race trailer at Daytona.

Next his Corvette needs 1/2 its value in repairs, makes sense to sell it. Then he LOSES THE TITLE. Who loses their pink slip? The Captain of the Red Cucktober, that's who.
The grand capoff is selling a car he hates, having multiple "flamboyant" replacements well within reach (That C6GS was practically parked next door) but he won't pull trigger. HE THEN REPURCHASES THE CAR HE HATES.

And here he is. Planting the victory flag on Mount Cuck.

No one can argue with MLK at the Capitol

[ChrisoftheNorth]

I haven't had a Silverbrahdoe in...5 years? Do you not recall the demise? Maybe you stopped caring and I don't blame you.

GMT400>Silverado>Colorado ZR2>JT Rubicon>Ram Tradesman>Crosstranny

Fun cars:
GTI>ATS>Corvette>nothing



I mostly bought the Crosstrek because it was a new car in my price range that the wife liked a lot, I even paid MSRP for it ZFG and ended up really liking it. It is our only vehicle, other than the boat. Which I can't tow now, so it's on the water forever. Probably just rent a truck to pull it out of the water in October.

It's also worth mentioning that the demise is almost entirely due to the wife hating cars and I'm OK with it. Literally the definition of cuck.

Wait, is the Ramminator 9000 gone? Did you quit your jerb?

Job quit is eminent, balancing finances and the next gig timing is all at this point.

[Apex]

Wait, is the Ramminator 9000 gone? Did you quit your jerb?

Job quit is eminent, balancing finances and the next gig timing is all at this point.

thought I had missed some serious news from Minis Tirith.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

@Desertbreh ..... Calling the Man from the Desert..... come in Barrister....... concise, eloquent, funny ass summary is greatly needed....... The crowning of King Limpwrist, Lord of Cucktopia hangs in the balance.....

I've already said my piece. Griff in a landslide. First, Chris changes cars so quickly whatever he does DOESN'T MATTER. Pink Fiat 500? Chevrolet Citation? Peugot 505? DOESN'T MATTER. ANY GIVEN DAY LATER THE GUY WILL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WAGON.

For Griff though shit is REAL PERMANENT........where does our cuckfest begin?

It begins with wanting a place with a garage and then telling himself and everyone else that instead he wanted a single carport. Kbra. The guys farthest away from winning this trophy are The Hound and Melon.
Both of these guys have enclosed mechanical workspaces that look like a Joe Gibbs race trailer at Daytona.

Next his Corvette needs 1/2 its value in repairs, makes sense to sell it. Then he LOSES THE TITLE. Who loses their pink slip? The Captain of the Red Cucktober, that's who.
The grand capoff is selling a car he hates, having multiple "flamboyant" replacements well within reach (That C6GS was practically parked next door) but he won't pull trigger. HE THEN REPURCHASES THE CAR HE HATES.

And here he is. Planting the victory flag on Mount Cuck.

He didn't buy the exact same car again, he bought it modified that should address the reasons he sold it in the first place. It's still a far better enthusiast vehicle than my leswagon...and again I LIKE THE LESWAGON AND ITS MY ONLY VEHICLE. On the grounds of cuck vehicle, I win...that's indisputable.

But in the big picture, when you put it that way...

[wap]

Also, I don't know the history, the reasoning of why you have a Crosstrek, obviously something to do strongly identifying with fleece wearing lesbians, but IDK.

[wap]

Wait, is the Ramminator 9000 gone? Did you quit your jerb?

Job quit is eminent, balancing finances and the next gig timing is all at this point.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Job quit is eminent, balancing finances and the next gig timing is all at this point.

thought I had missed some serious news from Minis Tirith.

I really should quit today, and was going to. This week was really easy for me, so it made it hard to walk away from easy money. I should put my big boy pants on and just deal with crap until one of the new job opps I'm interviewing for comes through. But I also desperately want a break. Workcuck

[Apex]

thought I had missed some serious news from Minis Tirith.

I really should quit today, and was going to. This week was really easy for me, so it made it hard to walk away from easy money. I should put my big boy pants on and just deal with crap until one of the new job opps I'm interviewing for comes through. But I also desperately want a break. Workcuck

Cucklife ain’t for everyone, but someone’s gotta live it.

[Desertbreh]

I've already said my piece. Griff in a landslide. First, Chris changes cars so quickly whatever he does DOESN'T MATTER. Pink Fiat 500? Chevrolet Citation? Peugot 505? DOESN'T MATTER. ANY GIVEN DAY LATER THE GUY WILL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WAGON.

For Griff though shit is REAL PERMANENT........where does our cuckfest begin?

It begins with wanting a place with a garage and then telling himself and everyone else that instead he wanted a single carport. Kbra. The guys farthest away from winning this trophy are The Hound and Melon.
Both of these guys have enclosed mechanical workspaces that look like a Joe Gibbs race trailer at Daytona.

Next his Corvette needs 1/2 its value in repairs, makes sense to sell it. Then he LOSES THE TITLE. Who loses their pink slip? The Captain of the Red Cucktober, that's who.
The grand capoff is selling a car he hates, having multiple "flamboyant" replacements well within reach (That C6GS was practically parked next door) but he won't pull trigger. HE THEN REPURCHASES THE CAR HE HATES.

And here he is. Planting the victory flag on Mount Cuck.

He didn't buy the exact same car again, he bought it modified that should address the reasons he sold it in the first place. It's still a far better enthusiast vehicle than my leswagon...and again I LIKE THE LESWAGON AND ITS MY ONLY VEHICLE. On the grounds of cuck vehicle, I win...that's indisputable.

But in the big picture, when you put it that way...

The complex socioeconomic weave of cuckdom is not going to be cast aside in favor of your narrow lesbowagon argument. In three days you could be driving a tubbed out 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 and wheelie bars. Dan will not.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

I really should quit today, and was going to. This week was really easy for me, so it made it hard to walk away from easy money. I should put my big boy pants on and just deal with crap until one of the new job opps I'm interviewing for comes through. But I also desperately want a break. Workcuck

Cucklife ain’t for everyone, but someone’s gotta live it.

And Griff's doing it better than me, apparently.

[Apex]

He didn't buy the exact same car again, he bought it modified that should address the reasons he sold it in the first place. It's still a far better enthusiast vehicle than my leswagon...and again I LIKE THE LESWAGON AND ITS MY ONLY VEHICLE. On the grounds of cuck vehicle, I win...that's indisputable.

But in the big picture, when you put it that way...

The complex socioeconomic weave of cuckdom is not going to be cast aside in favor of your narrow lesbowagon argument. In three days you could be driving a tubbed out 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 and wheelie bars. Dan will not.

A Musi 959 would suffice as well:

[Desertbreh]

The complex socioeconomic weave of cuckdom is not going to be cast aside in favor of your narrow lesbowagon argument. In three days you could be driving a tubbed out 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 and wheelie bars. Dan will not.

A Musi 959 would suffice as well:

Excellent illustration.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

He didn't buy the exact same car again, he bought it modified that should address the reasons he sold it in the first place. It's still a far better enthusiast vehicle than my leswagon...and again I LIKE THE LESWAGON AND ITS MY ONLY VEHICLE. On the grounds of cuck vehicle, I win...that's indisputable.

But in the big picture, when you put it that way...

The complex socioeconomic weave of cuckdom is not going to be cast aside in favor of your narrow lesbowagon argument. In three days you could be driving a tubbed out 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 and wheelie bars. Dan will not.

I think you overestimate my freedom, especially when it comes to cars. It's going to be leswagon life for the foreseeable future. The boat shot any chance I had at fun vehicles. The only other thing I might be buying is a in a few months.

A true man would have the boat, a Powerwagon to tow it, a turbro side by side, the 69 Camaro with a Weiand 8-71 with wheelie bars, AND a C8 on order.

I'm too cheap to be a true man, I also don't care. I like my boat more than any car. The truck I buy will probably be some scorched paint GMTX00 from out west, and I'll love it. That's vehicular cucking.