Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?

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Vote for the cuckmaggeddon 2021

Fled-Corolla Hybrid
1
4%
Wap-GTI in pornflower
0
No votes
Melon-3/4/5+GMC Canyon
0
No votes
Apex-Gladiator
0
No votes
Troyguitar-1/2 of a mazda 3
0
No votes
Calvinball-Civic SI/Current vehicle
0
No votes
SAWCE-Elantra with the steek
1
4%
Razr390-GTI
0
No votes
Irish-GTI
0
No votes
4Zilch-Fiesta ST
0
No votes
Dgriff-Injured C5/JL/328i
9
39%
Coogles-GTI
0
No votes
Johnny-1/2 of a CMAX
0
No votes
Desertbreh-GMT800/Brown440i
0
No votes
Gberg-Golf R
0
No votes
Dbest-4Runner
0
No votes
MexicanYaris-Renault Clio
0
No votes
CaleDeRoo-C5
0
No votes
RLwake-Miata
1
4%
Huckleberry-2004 GTO/Dads Impala
0
No votes
[user not found]-Gen2 Taco/R53
1
4%
Acid666-C5z06/Silverado/Miata
0
No votes
Myself-TRD Pro Taco+JCW Mini F56
1
4%
Tarspin-Golf R
0
No votes
Detroit-Crosstrek
8
35%
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Total votes: 23
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We’re still missing like a solid 10 votes !
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Also impressive :swing: voters
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troyguitar wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:04 pm I'm going with [user not found] since he's always had a fun car but is almost never allowed to play with it.
He's cucking himself :doe:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:13 pm
troyguitar wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:04 pm I'm going with [user not found] since he's always had a fun car but is almost never allowed to play with it.
I was wondering who voted for me. :lol:

I just don’t care much for spending time/money on cars anymore. I get more reward out of going fast on a bicycle.

The wife directed me to buy back my old R53 and that it must never disappear again so, your vote is not misplaced.
Hold up. You were directed to buy a car? That's like being directed to have a threesome. Mine only ever bitches at me to sell things, hell it was pulling teeth to just get the CTrek. We're faced with being without a vehicle at all and she just :aintcare:

DQ'd
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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max225 wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:18 pm We’re still missing like a solid 10 votes !
:hibachi:

Also impressive :swing: voters
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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wap wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 5:54 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 5:50 pm After all my campaigning, no change in the polls. :impressive:

Guess it's not the "Cucktrek" after all.
Just changed my vote to you. You obviously want it more than Griff and have certainly been putting in the effort. You earned my vote.
Just a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....

THAT IS YOUR CUCK?

Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Any Dan votes to Chris are pure bullshit. You guys would have joined the SS after a Hitler speech.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:37 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:18 pm We’re still missing like a solid 10 votes !
:hibachi:

Also impressive :swing: voters
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Thanks Joseph Goebbels. Your plot is revealed above.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 7:11 pm Any Dan votes to Chris are pure bullshit. You guys would have joined the SS after a Hitler speech.
They don’t take cucks.
But I also learned my lesson, left it open in case new info comes up or I missed someone.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:47 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:34 pm
Hold up. You were directed to buy a car? That's like being directed to have a threesome. Mine only ever bitches at me to sell things, hell it was pulling teeth to just get the CTrek. We're faced with being without a vehicle at all and she just :aintcare:

DQ'd
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I sold the :meata: with the mindset of getting out of cars for a while and the R53 popped up for sale within a day or so. Got a call from a friend letting me know about it, wife was in the car with me and she said do it, under one condition: I never sell it again.

I own it outright, other than insurance and garage space it’s not much of a resource hog at this point. I just don’t get the same fizz driving cars fast anymore - too much risk in getting pulled over.

Meanwhile I can ride my bike at 11 tents and not be bothered.
I hospital bill is like 1000x what a traffic ticket costs. But I think I sorta get it.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:34 pm
[user not found] wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:13 pm

I was wondering who voted for me. :lol:

I just don’t care much for spending time/money on cars anymore. I get more reward out of going fast on a bicycle.

The wife directed me to buy back my old R53 and that it must never disappear again so, your vote is not misplaced.
Hold up. You were directed to buy a car? That's like being directed to have a threesome. Mine only ever bitches at me to sell things, hell it was pulling teeth to just get the CTrek. We're faced with being without a vehicle at all and she just :aintcare:

DQ'd
Whenever I mention a car the first question mine asks is “can you track it?”
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:59 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 5:54 pm

Just changed my vote to you. You obviously want it more than Griff and have certainly been putting in the effort. You earned my vote.
Just a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....

THAT IS YOUR CUCK?

Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
solid post, would read again
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:59 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 5:54 pm

Just changed my vote to you. You obviously want it more than Griff and have certainly been putting in the effort. You earned my vote.
Just a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....

THAT IS YOUR CUCK?

Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
Well dang. When you put it that way... :iono: :lol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Apex wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 7:50 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:34 pm
Hold up. You were directed to buy a car? That's like being directed to have a threesome. Mine only ever bitches at me to sell things, hell it was pulling teeth to just get the CTrek. We're faced with being without a vehicle at all and she just :aintcare:

DQ'd
Whenever I mention a car the first question mine asks is “can you track it?”
:impressive:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote:

Also I can’t ever drive a fun thing anywhere without just waiting behind gaggles of dudes in spandex.

I mean, fuck…
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troyguitar wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:36 pm :notwrong:
:wrong:

Slow drivers and Harley riders are far more common and frustrating than the occasional cyclist.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:59 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 5:54 pm

Just changed my vote to you. You obviously want it more than Griff and have certainly been putting in the effort. You earned my vote.
Just a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....

THAT IS YOUR CUCK?

Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
The thread is specifically who has the cuckiest car, not cuckiest life. I love my life, but I had to cuck the car to get it. Hence, the cuckiest car.

Dan's BMW vs my leswagon is all that you're voting on. Remember that.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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wap wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:33 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:59 pm

Just a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....

THAT IS YOUR CUCK?

Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
Well dang. When you put it that way... :iono: :lol:
Nope. This is cuck car, not cuck life.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:39 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:59 pm

Just a front. V8 boat on the lake. Minis Tirith weed smoking tower while working for one of the oldest corporations on earth. Big titted Italian hottie making him pasta dishes in between blow jobs....

THAT IS YOUR CUCK?

Wake up Ron. Dan Griffin and his boring car is the vote, Melon refreshments and all.
The thread is specifically who has the cuckiest car, not cuckiest life. I love my life, but I had to cuck the car to get it. Hence, the cuckiest car.

Dan's BMW vs my leswagon is all that you're voting on. Remember that.
It’s sort of an option of both. Cuckiest decision that led to the current car is how I’d describe it.

I do agree that the boat should be stricken from the record.
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Detroit and Griff fighting for the cuck title:
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Huckleberry wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:06 pm Detroit and Griff fighting for the cuck title:
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max225 wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:49 pm
Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:39 pm
The thread is specifically who has the cuckiest car, not cuckiest life. I love my life, but I had to cuck the car to get it. Hence, the cuckiest car.

Dan's BMW vs my leswagon is all that you're voting on. Remember that.
It’s sort of an option of both. Cuckiest decision that led to the current car is how I’d describe it.

I do agree that the boat should be stricken from the record.
Cool.

I was inches away from buying a bucket list car and bought a lesbiandogwagen instead because the wife liked it better. Then myself ended up liking it better, the definition of cuck.

Dan was given a budget and bought a modified true enthusiast car. I fail to see any cuck there.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Huckleberry wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:06 pm Detroit and Griff fighting for the cuck title:
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Griff is nowhere to be found in this thread. People think buying an enthusiast car on a budget is more cucky than buying a car because your wife told you to AND THEN YOU LIKE IT on their own.

:ohwell:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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I didn't change my vote.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Huckleberry wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:06 pm Detroit and Griff fighting for the cuck title:
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:lolol:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:17 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:49 pm
It’s sort of an option of both. Cuckiest decision that led to the current car is how I’d describe it.

I do agree that the boat should be stricken from the record.
Cool.

I was inches away from buying a bucket list car and bought a lesbiandogwagen instead because the wife liked it better. Then myself ended up liking it better, the definition of cuck.

Dan was given a budget and bought a modified true enthusiast car. I fail to see any cuck there.
What bucket list car first I heard of this?!

You’re talking about CT2 as if it is a pile. It’s 30k which isn’t exactly cheap. You got the bigger engine too… so :nope: the battle continues.
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