Wasn't there a family tie tho? That always amplifies it.lagunasecaballs wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:25 pm I’ve been at my new job almost a year now and surprisingly every single person here has good habits. We have a couple people who are loud talkers but otherwise this place is a fucking sanctuary.
My last job, doe. Woof. I could dedicate an entire thread to shit that happened there. A short list of regular occurrences:
- verbal fights. Just all god damn day.
- Office supply guy couldn’t make it into the toilet and just pissed absolutely everywhere. So when he left I’d have to clean up his piss so I could use the bathroom.
- Customers would ask to use our bathroom, wipe their ass with paper towels, and then throw the paper towels in the trash can. Wherever they came from didn’t have proper plumbing ... so shit tickets are a bathroom trash can item for them.
- “Not my job” attitude.
- Drug use on and off the job. The secretary was popping xanax and then googling medications that were enhanced by drinking grapefruit juice.
- Alcohol use on and off the job. I had to fire a guy after he drove a delivery truck into a keypad at a police station and then left the scene. A few days later we found his stash of mini liquor bottles.
- babysitting grown ass men. Tons of work to do and they’re sitting around doing fucking nothing.
- Same grown ass men being gossipy little cunts. They’d spread rumors about employees, management, and customers to anyone willing to listen. So and so is gay, this guy called out sick because he went to jail, etc. I remember several about me getting back to me from my customers, “hey I heard you dropped out of school”, “hey congrats on the pregnancy!”
- Sexism and sexual harassment being swept under the rug as someone “being from a different time” or “that isn’t frowned upon in their country”.
I’m glad I quit.
Office shit that makes you :rage:
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What's your current gig?lagunasecaballs wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:25 pm I’ve been at my new job almost a year now and surprisingly every single person here has good habits. We have a couple people who are loud talkers but otherwise this place is a fucking sanctuary.
My last job, doe. Woof. I could dedicate an entire thread to shit that happened there. A short list of regular occurrences:
- verbal fights. Just all god damn day.
- Office supply guy couldn’t make it into the toilet and just pissed absolutely everywhere. So when he left I’d have to clean up his piss so I could use the bathroom.
- Customers would ask to use our bathroom, wipe their ass with paper towels, and then throw the paper towels in the trash can. Wherever they came from didn’t have proper plumbing ... so shit tickets are a bathroom trash can item for them.
- “Not my job” attitude.
- Drug use on and off the job. The secretary was popping xanax and then googling medications that were enhanced by drinking grapefruit juice.
- Alcohol use on and off the job. I had to fire a guy after he drove a delivery truck into a keypad at a police station and then left the scene. A few days later we found his stash of mini liquor bottles.
- babysitting grown ass men. Tons of work to do and they’re sitting around doing fucking nothing.
- Same grown ass men being gossipy little cunts. They’d spread rumors about employees, management, and customers to anyone willing to listen. So and so is gay, this guy called out sick because he went to jail, etc. I remember several about me getting back to me from my customers, “hey I heard you dropped out of school”, “hey congrats on the pregnancy!”
- Sexism and sexual harassment being swept under the rug as someone “being from a different time” or “that isn’t frowned upon in their country”.
I’m glad I quit.
I thought you were working at a lighting supply place or something like that?
I could be totally off-base too.
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Yeah I previously worked at an electrical supply house.
Now I work for a lighting agency/rep
Now I work for a lighting agency/rep
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Yeah I worked with my dad. That was a whole separate issue in itself.dubshow wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:30 pmWasn't there a family tie tho? That always amplifies it.lagunasecaballs wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:25 pm I’ve been at my new job almost a year now and surprisingly every single person here has good habits. We have a couple people who are loud talkers but otherwise this place is a fucking sanctuary.
My last job, doe. Woof. I could dedicate an entire thread to shit that happened there. A short list of regular occurrences:
- verbal fights. Just all god damn day.
- Office supply guy couldn’t make it into the toilet and just pissed absolutely everywhere. So when he left I’d have to clean up his piss so I could use the bathroom.
- Customers would ask to use our bathroom, wipe their ass with paper towels, and then throw the paper towels in the trash can. Wherever they came from didn’t have proper plumbing ... so shit tickets are a bathroom trash can item for them.
- “Not my job” attitude.
- Drug use on and off the job. The secretary was popping xanax and then googling medications that were enhanced by drinking grapefruit juice.
- Alcohol use on and off the job. I had to fire a guy after he drove a delivery truck into a keypad at a police station and then left the scene. A few days later we found his stash of mini liquor bottles.
- babysitting grown ass men. Tons of work to do and they’re sitting around doing fucking nothing.
- Same grown ass men being gossipy little cunts. They’d spread rumors about employees, management, and customers to anyone willing to listen. So and so is gay, this guy called out sick because he went to jail, etc. I remember several about me getting back to me from my customers, “hey I heard you dropped out of school”, “hey congrats on the pregnancy!”
- Sexism and sexual harassment being swept under the rug as someone “being from a different time” or “that isn’t frowned upon in their country”.
I’m glad I quit.
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lagunasecaballs wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:25 pm I’ve been at my new job almost a year now and surprisingly every single person here has good habits. We have a couple people who are loud talkers but otherwise this place is a fucking sanctuary.
My last job, doe. Woof. I could dedicate an entire thread to shit that happened there. A short list of regular occurrences:
- verbal fights. Just all god damn day.
- Office supply guy couldn’t make it into the toilet and just pissed absolutely everywhere. So when he left I’d have to clean up his piss so I could use the bathroom.
- Customers would ask to use our bathroom, wipe their ass with paper towels, and then throw the paper towels in the trash can. Wherever they came from didn’t have proper plumbing ... so shit tickets are a bathroom trash can item for them.
- “Not my job” attitude.
- Drug use on and off the job. The secretary was popping xanax and then googling medications that were enhanced by drinking grapefruit juice.
- Alcohol use on and off the job. I had to fire a guy after he drove a delivery truck into a keypad at a police station and then left the scene. A few days later we found his stash of mini liquor bottles.
- babysitting grown ass men. Tons of work to do and they’re sitting around doing fucking nothing.
- Same grown ass men being gossipy little cunts. They’d spread rumors about employees, management, and customers to anyone willing to listen. So and so is gay, this guy called out sick because he went to jail, etc. I remember several about me getting back to me from my customers, “hey I heard you dropped out of school”, “hey congrats on the pregnancy!”
- Sexism and sexual harassment being swept under the rug as someone “being from a different time” or “that isn’t frowned upon in their country”.
I’m glad I quit.
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Every word of this is pure gold. You should make a thread.lagunasecaballs wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:25 pm I’ve been at my new job almost a year now and surprisingly every single person here has good habits. We have a couple people who are loud talkers but otherwise this place is a fucking sanctuary.
My last job, doe. Woof. I could dedicate an entire thread to shit that happened there. A short list of regular occurrences:
- verbal fights. Just all god damn day.
- Office supply guy couldn’t make it into the toilet and just pissed absolutely everywhere. So when he left I’d have to clean up his piss so I could use the bathroom.
- Customers would ask to use our bathroom, wipe their ass with paper towels, and then throw the paper towels in the trash can. Wherever they came from didn’t have proper plumbing ... so shit tickets are a bathroom trash can item for them.
- “Not my job” attitude.
- Drug use on and off the job. The secretary was popping xanax and then googling medications that were enhanced by drinking grapefruit juice.
- Alcohol use on and off the job. I had to fire a guy after he drove a delivery truck into a keypad at a police station and then left the scene. A few days later we found his stash of mini liquor bottles.
- babysitting grown ass men. Tons of work to do and they’re sitting around doing fucking nothing.
- Same grown ass men being gossipy little cunts. They’d spread rumors about employees, management, and customers to anyone willing to listen. So and so is gay, this guy called out sick because he went to jail, etc. I remember several about me getting back to me from my customers, “hey I heard you dropped out of school”, “hey congrats on the pregnancy!”
- Sexism and sexual harassment being swept under the rug as someone “being from a different time” or “that isn’t frowned upon in their country”.
I’m glad I quit.
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More LSB posts?wap wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:41 pmEvery word of this is pure gold. You should make a thread.lagunasecaballs wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:25 pm I’ve been at my new job almost a year now and surprisingly every single person here has good habits. We have a couple people who are loud talkers but otherwise this place is a fucking sanctuary.
My last job, doe. Woof. I could dedicate an entire thread to shit that happened there. A short list of regular occurrences:
- verbal fights. Just all god damn day.
- Office supply guy couldn’t make it into the toilet and just pissed absolutely everywhere. So when he left I’d have to clean up his piss so I could use the bathroom.
- Customers would ask to use our bathroom, wipe their ass with paper towels, and then throw the paper towels in the trash can. Wherever they came from didn’t have proper plumbing ... so shit tickets are a bathroom trash can item for them.
- “Not my job” attitude.
- Drug use on and off the job. The secretary was popping xanax and then googling medications that were enhanced by drinking grapefruit juice.
- Alcohol use on and off the job. I had to fire a guy after he drove a delivery truck into a keypad at a police station and then left the scene. A few days later we found his stash of mini liquor bottles.
- babysitting grown ass men. Tons of work to do and they’re sitting around doing fucking nothing.
- Same grown ass men being gossipy little cunts. They’d spread rumors about employees, management, and customers to anyone willing to listen. So and so is gay, this guy called out sick because he went to jail, etc. I remember several about me getting back to me from my customers, “hey I heard you dropped out of school”, “hey congrats on the pregnancy!”
- Sexism and sexual harassment being swept under the rug as someone “being from a different time” or “that isn’t frowned upon in their country”.
I’m glad I quit.
If someone does manage to talk to him he'll usually just look and say yeah or laugh.wap wrote:Wild.
Doesn't he bump into anyone in the kitchen or the bathroom who'll try to make small talk with him? Does he just ignore them then?
Not exaggerating.
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Wow. Sounds like a REALLY shy, socially awkward dude, or a future serial killer.Gberg2119 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:57 pmIf someone does manage to talk to him he'll usually just look and say yeah or laugh.wap wrote: Wild.
Doesn't he bump into anyone in the kitchen or the bathroom who'll try to make small talk with him? Does he just ignore them then?
Not exaggerating.
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Calvinball wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:57 pmSince back when she actually posted.Apex wrote:
Since when did become a thing?????
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Report that shit to IT Security. Obvious phishing attempt is obvious
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
People who respond to out of office replies with “I know you’re out of th office, but...”
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Calvinball wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:57 pmSince back when she actually posted.Apex wrote:
Since when did become a thing?????
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So I had to give a Solidworks presentation tonight at a Solidworks User Group in front of a bunch of professional Engineers and designers and shit. My boss threw this on me last minute to give this presentation on Weldments while he was out on vacation.
I put together a whole presentation today, and this was on one of the powerpoint slides.
I put together a whole presentation today, and this was on one of the powerpoint slides.
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I changed teams this week at work. My new team is a bro club who just bullshit all day because they dont have a real job.
I have worked 12+ hour days just for the sake of it. They stay late just to stay late. Im staying late because when I asked to leave I got a funny look and 20 questions about my tasks and if they were done. These guys dont even know how to do any of my job. Fucking idiotic.
I have worked 12+ hour days just for the sake of it. They stay late just to stay late. Im staying late because when I asked to leave I got a funny look and 20 questions about my tasks and if they were done. These guys dont even know how to do any of my job. Fucking idiotic.
Creepy co-worker update.
Guy on my team had his 1 on 1 with our manager and he was asked about the new guy. Apparently he's a fraud. Our manager believes he has an associate's degree and has worked with the product for years. That's not what creepy new guy told us.
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Guy on my team had his 1 on 1 with our manager and he was asked about the new guy. Apparently he's a fraud. Our manager believes he has an associate's degree and has worked with the product for years. That's not what creepy new guy told us.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we had to deal with this. We've had a guy claiming he was an engineer and shit when we know he didn't graduate.Gberg2119 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:39 pm Creepy co-worker update.
Guy on my team had his 1 on 1 with our manager and he was asked about the new guy. Apparently he's a fraud. Our manager believes he has an associate's degree and has worked with the product for years. That's not what creepy new guy told us.
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We've turned them into the state board of land and survey (where you get your engineering licenses and stuff), and they start a super fun investigation.
Pretty bizarre. No wonder he hasn't spoken to anyone in the 18 weeks he's been here. Myself and the other guy are going to mention him when we have our 1 on 1s. We were going to mention him anyway but now we definitely are.Acid666 wrote:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we had to deal with this. We've had a guy claiming he was an engineer and shit when we know he didn't graduate.Gberg2119 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:39 pm Creepy co-worker update.
Guy on my team had his 1 on 1 with our manager and he was asked about the new guy. Apparently he's a fraud. Our manager believes he has an associate's degree and has worked with the product for years. That's not what creepy new guy told us.
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We've turned them into the state board of land and survey (where you get your engineering licenses and stuff), and they start a super fun investigation.
If he has any sort of spine our manager will just fire him. Sad part is I'm not sure he does as I think this was his first hire in the US.
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