Crangshaft Aftermath: Deep Kosher Roast

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razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:18 pm
Melon wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:09 pm

Twist: It's the Jack Daniel's VW GM who kidnapped them.
Yea we’d like to return them but it turns out they’re tuned.
Three options:

1) We release them in bits and pieces - $10,000

2) We release them, but severely beaten - $100,000

3) We release them, but they're fine - $1,000,00

[user not found]: I can get them out for free, with a tactical strike.

:crang: Let's hear option one again.
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Melon wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:31 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:18 pm

Yea we’d like to return them but it turns out they’re tuned.
Three options:

1) We release them in bits and pieces - $10,000

2) We release them, but severely beaten - $100,000

3) We release them, but they're fine - $1,000,00

[user not found]: I can get them out for free, with a tactical strike.

:crang: Let's hear option one again.
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Melon wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:31 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:18 pm

Yea we’d like to return them but it turns out they’re tuned.
Three options:

1) We release them in bits and pieces - $10,000

2) We release them, but severely beaten - $100,000

3) We release them, but they're fine - $1,000,00

[user not found]: I can get them out for free, with a tactical strike.

:crang: Let's hear option one again.
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Melon wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:31 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:18 pm

Yea we’d like to return them but it turns out they’re tuned.
Three options:

1) We release them in bits and pieces - $10,000

2) We release them, but severely beaten - $100,000

3) We release them, but they're fine - $1,000,00

[user not found]: I can get them out for free, with a tactical strike.

:crang: Let's hear option one again.
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Melon wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:31 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:18 pm

Yea we’d like to return them but it turns out they’re tuned.
Three options:

1) We release them in bits and pieces - $10,000

2) We release them, but severely beaten - $100,000

3) We release them, but they're fine - $1,000,00

[user not found]: I can get them out for free, with a tactical strike.

:crang: Let's hear option one again.
4) Nothing guarantees we won't come and take her again and repeat this process.
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wap wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:21 pm
Calvinball wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 11:34 am So crang made a point to say he was at a dillership and didn’t have cell service. I’m thinking he was there, :dillerman: was dillering, he had the thought that he should reach out to Z but couldn’t, and the :dillerman: did their usual thing and wouldn’t let him leave without a :dill:. We already know crang can’t stand his ground in person so it fits.


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Likely, except I call :bs: on the no cell service claim. He lives in one of the most densely packed population centers in the country. Ain't no way there isn't a cell tower every 200 feet or so. It's not like he was in upstate Maine.
Lies. Hoboken is basically the boonies. According to crang.
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:50 pm
wap wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:21 pm

Likely, except I call :bs: on the no cell service claim. He lives in one of the most densely packed population centers in the country. Ain't no way there isn't a cell tower every 200 feet or so. It's not like he was in upstate Maine.
Lies. Hoboken is basically the boonies. According to crang.
HOURS from the city, I tell you. HOURS.
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coogles wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:53 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:50 pm

Lies. Hoboken is basically the boonies. According to crang.
HOURS from the city, I tell you. HOURS.
This is not a lie actually :lol:
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:00 pm
coogles wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:53 pm

HOURS from the city, I tell you. HOURS.
This is not a lie actually :lol:
Ever been over the GW? :yikes:
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Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:50 pm
wap wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:21 pm

Likely, except I call :bs: on the no cell service claim. He lives in one of the most densely packed population centers in the country. Ain't no way there isn't a cell tower every 200 feet or so. It's not like he was in upstate Maine.
Lies. Hoboken is basically the boonies. According to crang.
:yeahok:
Right across the Hudson from Manhatten.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:08 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 4:50 pm

Lies. Hoboken is basically the boonies. According to crang.
:yeahok:
Right across the Hudson from Manhatten.
:wrong:
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4zilch wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:20 pm
wap wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:08 pm

:yeahok:
Right across the Hudson from Manhatten.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:42 pm Ok, so :crang: called me via phone, and profusely apologized for his shenanigans.

It's not worth it to harbor any hate, but to say I'm not irritated would be a lie. That being said, I'd say the DFD deep roast made him realize how bad he fucked up.

I'll give him props, he at least had the matzoh :balls: to call and apologize. I should've demanded he make good on his promise and send me beer, but oh well.
What are your top three beers?
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I truly had no service in the area I was in. I was in NY, not NYC.
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nuggstein wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:47 pm I truly had no service in the area I was in. I was in NY, not NYC.
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nuggstein wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:44 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:42 pm Ok, so :crang: called me via phone, and profusely apologized for his shenanigans.

It's not worth it to harbor any hate, but to say I'm not irritated would be a lie. That being said, I'd say the DFD deep roast made him realize how bad he fucked up.

I'll give him props, he at least had the matzoh :balls: to call and apologize. I should've demanded he make good on his promise and send me beer, but oh well.
What are your top three beers?
Buy him craft beers and call it a day.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:52 pm
nuggstein wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:44 pm

What are your top three beers?
Depends on the time of year - right now, light and refreshing is the ticket. Had a beer the other night that was delicious: Founders Green Zebra. I'd be cool with that.

Or Dogfish Head Sea Quench.

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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:55 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 5:52 pm

Depends on the time of year - right now, light and refreshing is the ticket. Had a beer the other night that was delicious: Founders Green Zebra. I'd be cool with that.

Or Dogfish Head Sea Quench.

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I think you mean you will only accept Pliney.
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