OT 13: Unholy Guacamole

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Tarspin wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 10:35 pm
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:nope: Just 2 days this weekend. Why, what's the holiday up there?
Victoria Day (aka May 2-4 weekend)
Um, no, Victoria day would not be a holiday down here. :lol:
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Calvinball wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 10:34 pm Whatcha up to fap?


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Just chillin' and watching last night's Colbert. You?
Relaxing after a busy day. One kid turned three, the other is doing their first night sleeping in the crib.


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Tarspin wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 4:27 pm Finally got paid for a month's work and another month of waiting... here's the dialog to confirm it ImageImage
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razr390 wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 4:58 pm
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Why didn't you?
I should’ve. She has a parking space too.
Tow that shit
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SAWCE wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 5:23 pm It'll be nice having a parking space at my new place. We have one now, but with two cars we're always juggling the space.
Jelly. Those are hard to come by in philly.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 5:23 pm It'll be nice having a parking space at my new place. We have one now, but with two cars we're always juggling the space.
Jelly. Those are hard to come by in philly.
I don’t hate my large garage and 5-6 car driveway.


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Calvinball wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 10:52 pm
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Just chillin' and watching last night's Colbert. You?
Relaxing after a busy day. One kid turned three, the other is doing their first night sleeping in the crib.


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Good luck on sleeping through the night in the crib.
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Calvinball wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 10:52 pm Relaxing after a busy day. One kid turned three, the other is doing their first night sleeping in the crib.


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Good luck on sleeping through the night in the crib.
For the most part the middle of the night wake ups don’t hit me too hard at this point, I don’t have milk coming out of my nipples.


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Calvinball wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 11:39 pm
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Good luck on sleeping through the night in the crib.
For the most part the middle of the night wake ups don’t hit me too hard at this point, I don’t have milk coming out of my nipples.


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Calvinball wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 11:39 pm For the most part the middle of the night wake ups don’t hit me too hard at this point, I don’t have milk coming out of my nipples.


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You’re welcome to come try and suck some out.


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Calvinball wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 11:45 pm You’re welcome to come try and suck some out.


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... Am I?
Sure! The more dudes I have sucking my nipples the better.


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Calvinball wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 11:45 pm
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... Am I?
Sure! The more dudes I have sucking my nipples the better.


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For :crang: it's aways number 1.
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For :crang: it's aways number 1.
Who?


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For :crang: it's aways number 1.
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The one who always goes on a meltdown when a girl ghosts him after he offers a swedish fish.
Dat crangshaft.
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Calvinball wrote: Sat May 19, 2018 1:07 pm
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For :crang: it's aways number 1.
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Calvinball wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 11:39 pm
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Good luck on sleeping through the night in the crib.
For the most part the middle of the night wake ups don’t hit me too hard at this point, I don’t have milk coming out of my nipples.


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I don't have that :sad:
I also don't have a wood panel bar in my basement. Although I could probably fix that. :notsure:

I should put a mini fridge and some cabinets down there and make it a man cave. Little TV. Bike work stand. It's already halfway there with the racks I put up. And has a toilet and sink.

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Johnny_P wrote: Sat May 19, 2018 1:48 pm
Calvinball wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 11:39 pm

For the most part the middle of the night wake ups don’t hit me too hard at this point, I don’t have milk coming out of my nipples.


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I don't have that :sad:
I also don't have a wood panel bar in my basement. Although I could probably fix that. :notsure:

I should put a mini fridge and some cabinets down there and make it a man cave. Little TV. Bike work stand. It's already halfway there with the racks I put up. And has a toilet and sink.

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I sent that pic to the wife a few months ago.

Much :dock: ensued.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Not even McMansions.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Sat May 19, 2018 8:46 pm Drove by some really nice houses. House fever :bruh:

5/7 looking properties.
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