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OT 13: Unholy Guacamole
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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they should, but it would need to be called "Mrs.Surf's Bleached Oak Demand"wap wrote:It looks great!
Did they give it a name to commemorate you, something like Surf Brown, perhaps?
Our contractor brought a sample from the competitor to have them match it.
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More likewap wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:14 pmPM ?Johnny_P wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:26 pm
I spent 3 weeks going over work scope for upcoming maintenance events at the plant. We scrutinized every single piece of equipment and ultimately reduced the work scope to just the bare bones of what needs to be done. Handed it over to the team managing the work. They got in a room with the operations department, the people in charge of running the plant, and they put damn near every single piece of equipment back into the scope saying it needs to be done without actually giving any justification for it.
I fucking give up. Complete horseshit. This place is run by retards.
We had it on the scope of work to enter this vessel and inspect it. Open / clean / inspect / close back up. We determine we can actually satisfy our inspection requirement by scanning it from outside the vessel, so no reason to enter. Operations team sees that, says oh hell no you have to go inside it and it needs to be cleaned. So it's back in. I wanted the operations work list before I tried to skinny down our work list for this very reason but my boss wouldn't fucking listen to me and here we are. Wasted 3 weeks of effort.
I have Bang Bussed on Broad. Can confirm, is shitty.Johnny_P wrote:I don't get it. 1 in 20 people tailgate on side streets. 1 in 3 tailgate on Broad. I almost exclusively play the stop sign dance now instead of duke it out on Broad.Calvinball wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:49 am Yeah Broad is just a shit show.
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Dat lack of communication isJohnny_P wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:39 pmMore like
We had it on the scope of work to enter this vessel and inspect it. Open / clean / inspect / close back up. We determine we can actually satisfy our inspection requirement by scanning it from outside the vessel, so no reason to enter. Operations team sees that, says oh hell no you have to go inside it and it needs to be cleaned. So it's back in. I wanted the operations work list before I tried to skinny down our work list for this very reason but my boss wouldn't fucking listen to me and here we are. Wasted 3 weeks of effort.
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If I take the picture right, you won't even be able to tell it's my butt.. It'll just be the whitest skin you've ever seen, and an angry red bump.
If I take the picture wrong...
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I had a thread that was just ridiculous stories from my old commute down the length of broad st.D Griff wrote:I have Bang Bussed on Broad. Can confirm, is shitty.Johnny_P wrote: I don't get it. 1 in 20 people tailgate on side streets. 1 in 3 tailgate on Broad. I almost exclusively play the stop sign dance now instead of duke it out on Broad.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
So some of us are testing/deploying a patching management product that is cloud based (works off of the internet/website - we don't host the servers). Anyways, while we were working with it yesterday, the site went down on numerous occasions for hours. And this wasn't the first time. So, I was asked to send an email out to the support team requesting a root cause analysis of the issue. I mean, we're supposed to be testing this so we sign up other customers/manage their patching through this. We've already purchased the product.
Anyways, some "Security & Operations Manager" responds to my email shortly after I send it. He apologies about the issue, said they have been working on it around the clock for the past two days, and they finally resolved it. Then he has the audacity to say the following:
"I’m afraid much of the root cause you most likely will not be familiar with, but to lay it out as simply as possible." And then proceeded to explain the issue. We're the customers! Dafuq?
What a
Anyways, some "Security & Operations Manager" responds to my email shortly after I send it. He apologies about the issue, said they have been working on it around the clock for the past two days, and they finally resolved it. Then he has the audacity to say the following:
"I’m afraid much of the root cause you most likely will not be familiar with, but to lay it out as simply as possible." And then proceeded to explain the issue. We're the customers! Dafuq?
What a
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At least he was honest with you unlike that VW dealership charging you $730 for a carbon cleaning when that’s what it costs without the intake manifold being opened up by warranty.nuggstein wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:43 pm So some of us are testing/deploying a patching management product that is cloud based (works off of the internet/website - we don't host the servers). Anyways, while we were working with it yesterday, the site went down on numerous occasions for hours. And this wasn't the first time. So, I was asked to send an email out to the support team requesting a root cause analysis of the issue. I mean, we're supposed to be testing this so we sign up other customers/manage their patching through this. We've already purchased the product.
Anyways, some "Security & Operations Manager" responds to my email shortly after I send it. He apologies about the issue, said they have been working on it around the clock for the past two days, and they finally resolved it. Then he has the audacity to say the following:
"I’m afraid much of the root cause you most likely will not be familiar with, but to lay it out as simply as possible." And then proceeded to explain the issue. We're the customers! Dafuq?
What a
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
yo this dude doesn't know who I am. Or who we are as a company. Imagine I said that to one of our customers? They have an issue and I go, I don't think you'll understand, but here you go anyways? And VW didn't charge me $730 for a carbon cleaning...razr390 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:52 pmAt least he was honest with you unlike that VW dealership charging you $730 for a carbon cleaning when that’s what it costs without the intake manifold being opened up by warranty.nuggstein wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:43 pm So some of us are testing/deploying a patching management product that is cloud based (works off of the internet/website - we don't host the servers). Anyways, while we were working with it yesterday, the site went down on numerous occasions for hours. And this wasn't the first time. So, I was asked to send an email out to the support team requesting a root cause analysis of the issue. I mean, we're supposed to be testing this so we sign up other customers/manage their patching through this. We've already purchased the product.
Anyways, some "Security & Operations Manager" responds to my email shortly after I send it. He apologies about the issue, said they have been working on it around the clock for the past two days, and they finally resolved it. Then he has the audacity to say the following:
"I’m afraid much of the root cause you most likely will not be familiar with, but to lay it out as simply as possible." And then proceeded to explain the issue. We're the customers! Dafuq?
What a