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Johnny_P wrote:I want my exhaust to shoot flames. That would be awesome.
That would be good for all the idiot tailgaters in Philly.


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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:25 am I want my exhaust to shoot flames. That would be awesome.
Just need to add some Nitrous Oxide.

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Calvinball wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:41 am
Johnny_P wrote:I want my exhaust to shoot flames. That would be awesome.
That would be good for all the idiot tailgaters in Philly.


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I despise tailgaters. Especially when you're already going above the speed limit.
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Calvinball wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:41 am
Johnny_P wrote:I want my exhaust to shoot flames. That would be awesome.
That would be good for all the idiot tailgaters in Philly.


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Yeah. But now that I've been staying off Broad St I haven't had many issues with tailgaters.

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Calvinball wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:41 am That would be good for all the idiot tailgaters in Philly.


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Yeah. But now that I've been staying off Broad St I haven't had many issues with tailgaters.

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Yeah Broad is just a shit show.


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Calvinball wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:49 am
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Yeah. But now that I've been staying off Broad St I haven't had many issues with tailgaters.

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Yeah Broad is just a shit show.


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I don't get it. 1 in 20 people tailgate on side streets. 1 in 3 tailgate on Broad. I almost exclusively play the stop sign dance now instead of duke it out on Broad.
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nuggstein wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:42 am
Calvinball wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:41 am

That would be good for all the idiot tailgaters in Philly.


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I despise tailgaters. Especially when you're already going above the speed limit.
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Especially when there is no room to either speed up or let them by. If you're that person you are getting all of my wiper fluid and me slowing down to box you in. Wanna induce my road rage? I'll share it :wub:
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:03 am
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You don't owe anyone an explanation. If they try to pressure you fuck them.
Don't drink man. We've seen you drunk and it wasn't pretty. Please don't drink tomorrow. :like:
I like my KYJelly sober.

Just get a club soda or cranberry juice and seltzer with a lime. They won't know.
Or...

A lot of the artisanal :millennial: places make their own soda these days. Fun to try and is usually quite good. Further, people usually think it's unique when you try it and won't give hell about not drinking at all. Have witnessed it first hand.
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nuggstein wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:41 am
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:25 am I want my exhaust to shoot flames. That would be awesome.
Just need to add some Nitrous Oxide.

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That looks like it's from Need for Speed: Most Wanted.

That game was my favorite.
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:15 pm Got a domain name going with functional email today thanks to :crang: and Sno! :fuckyeah:

It came to $100 since I prepaid 2 yrs. Using the same name with a .com would have been nearly $6000, someone must have registered it before and is sitting on it. I just went with .ca since its the standard Canadian website extension anyways.
Awesome! Damn, didn't realize it was that expensive!
Hey buddy, no problem. Its the email service that starts to cost but in my case it is corporate so I write it off, $50/yr is reasonable for all of that. When I get a chance, i will start building a website too.

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nuggstein wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:41 am

Just need to add some Nitrous Oxide.

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That looks like it's from Need for Speed: Most Wanted.

That game was my favorite.
That game was dope, I remember when i used to play it with my PSP. Those things were the shit back then before iphones even came out.


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Reno is going :fuckyeah:

It looks like they are gearing up for the kitchen now. We will probably be moving back in within two weeks.ImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:32 am Reno is going :fuckyeah:

It looks like they are gearing up for the kitchen now. We will probably be moving back in within two weeks.ImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
I'm assuming those floors are engineered wood?

If not, :waxer:
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:32 am Reno is going :fuckyeah:

It looks like they are gearing up for the kitchen now. We will probably be moving back in within two weeks.ImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
I'm assuming those floors are engineered wood?

If not, :waxer:
The top 1/4" is hand scraped oak with engineered for the remaining 3/4". Solid pieces that size would warp.
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Just came to the realization that it’s great to be ambitious but it’s also great to enjoy what you have and accomplish shit at your own pace. Fuck the Jones’s
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:32 am
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I'm assuming those floors are engineered wood?

If not, :waxer:
The top 1/4" is hand scraped oak with engineered for the remaining 3/4" engineered. Solid pieces that size would warp.
Depends on the wood.

Yours looks nice. 1/4 is probably enough to get 1 refinish too. What did the contractor say?


Edit, obviously loose the hand scraped look doe with refinish
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:32 am The top 1/4" is hand scraped oak with engineered for the remaining 3/4" engineered. Solid pieces that size would warp.
Depends on the wood.

Yours looks nice. 1/4 is probably enough to get 1 refinish too. What did the contractor say?


Edit, obviously loose the hand scraped look doe with refinish
He said order a couple of extra boxes. I wouldnt refinish them
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:46 am
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Depends on the wood.

Yours looks nice. 1/4 is probably enough to get 1 refinish too. What did the contractor say?


Edit, obviously loose the hand scraped look doe with refinish
He said order a couple of extra boxes. I wouldnt refinish them
Those are the best looking hand scraped I've seen. Wide planks and that finish look great.
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:50 pm
wap wrote:How's tricks up in the Great White North?
Ive been back to work since Monday and it started with me training for the first three. I am not a fan, it is hard work to do a good job at it. I don't usually follow curriculums, prefer to taylor it to the needs and skill levels of the students. Thankfully thats done, and today was a 12hr doozy. Thankfully I'm taking tomorrow off to recoupe but will need to work Saturday.
I'm not a fan of training, either. Over the years I've been volunteered to train new employees on our computer system because I've been told I have the patience and temperament for it. :yeahok: It's as much that as nobody else wants to bother doing it. :rolleyes:
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D Griff wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:55 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote:I assume none of you gear heads care about March Madness.

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I'm a native North Carolinian. I've always disliked March Madness, I hate UNC and Duke, both are major douche bag schools.
This does not surprise me.
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:hai: everyone, by the way.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:03 am
wap wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:37 pm

You don't owe anyone an explanation. If they try to pressure you fuck them.
Don't drink man. We've seen you drunk and it wasn't pretty. Please don't drink tomorrow. :like:
I like my KYJelly sober.

Just get a club soda or cranberry juice and seltzer with a lime. They won't know.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:19 am I have absolutely zero motivation to do anything today. None whatsoever.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:37 am Just came to the realization that it’s great to be ambitious but it’s also great to enjoy what you have and accomplish shit at your own pace. Fuck the Jones’s
It's never too late to acquire this wisdom.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:19 am I have absolutely zero motivation to do anything today. None whatsoever.
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