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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:08 pm
SixSpeeder wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:24 pm

"who cares about higher car tabs, fuck the cars"

:millennial: :scoot: :boxodicks:
Wait, is that a serious ad?
I see it on TV :iono:
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SixSpeeder wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:11 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:08 pm

Wait, is that a serious ad?
I see it on TV :iono:
:wtf:

I thought this shit was some comedy skit like an SNL bit, except actually funny.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:19 pm
SixSpeeder wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:11 pm

I see it on TV :iono:
:wtf:

I thought this shit was some comedy skit like an SNL bit, except actually funny.
Haha... okay, I was right.. kinda.

http://www.thestranger.com/slog/2017/10 ... e-liberals
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:20 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:19 pm

:wtf:

I thought this shit was some comedy skit like an SNL bit, except actually funny.
Haha... okay, I was right.. kinda.

http://www.thestranger.com/slog/2017/10 ... e-liberals
Ahaha
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SixSpeeder wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:01 pm Saw a girl back into a brick wall earlier :doe:

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SixSpeeder wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:01 pm Saw a girl back into a brick wall earlier :doe:

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and that is why all new cars from 2017+ have reverse cameras from now on
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:20 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:19 pm

:wtf:

I thought this shit was some comedy skit like an SNL bit, except actually funny.
Haha... okay, I was right.. kinda.

http://www.thestranger.com/slog/2017/10 ... e-liberals
:lolgasm:

The :millennial: types probably just lap that up thinking it's serious :doe: .
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Some days I catch a glimpse of a bloo M2 on my way to work. :megusta:
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Apex wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:49 pm Some days I catch a glimpse of a bloo M2 on my way to work. :megusta:
We got one at work and a blue s3 ... :jelly:
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So I spent some time in a new Chevy Cruze.

It is an interesting vehicle. It has a very nice size for a 4 door. I think it can actually carry 4 ppl and their shit.
It is very quiet, on both the freeway and other roads. It is also nice and soft riding... however
FUCKING GM START STOP CAN NOT BE TURNED OFF. It is absolutely :disgust:
on a hot day car turns the fuck off and starts blowing short air, and the system is not seamless intrusive etc. Like :wtf:
My minion is averaging around 35mpg... which I suppose isn't bad. However she was gettin 37 in her mazda 3.

I know :whocares: but still interesting. GM's "small" car is bigger than a honda accord from the 00s
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Even the last gen Cruze was surprisingly quiet. They're solid appliances.
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max225 wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:44 pm So I spent some time in a new Chevy Cruze.

It is an interesting vehicle. It has a very nice size for a 4 door. I think it can actually carry 4 ppl and their shit.
It is very quiet, on both the freeway and other roads. It is also nice and soft riding... however
FUCKING GM START STOP CAN NOT BE TURNED OFF. It is absolutely :disgust:
on a hot day car turns the fuck off and starts blowing short air, and the system is not seamless intrusive etc. Like :wtf:
My minion is averaging around 35mpg... which I suppose isn't bad. However she was gettin 37 in her mazda 3.

I know :whocares: but still interesting. GM's "small" car is bigger than a honda accord from the 00s
I rented a cruze when I was in california. Drove that bitch from San Fran to Tahoe, to the redwoods in Humboldt county, and back down to SF. It was comfy, quiet as hell, drove nicely, and had a half decent radio. Nice and compact but still enough room inside. Fuel mileage was low IMO with the turbo engine, I think I averaged 30 MPG but that's not terribad. I thought the 6AT was pretty dimwitted and the engine ran out of steam in the upper revs but overall it wasn't bad at all. They have McStruts up front and a torsion beam with a watts link out back so they really aren't horrible on twisty roads.

:notbad: appliance at all. The Mazda is more fun I guess and more premium inside but also a tin can in comparison. The 9th gen base Civic is a notably shittier car all around than the Cruze.
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Re: start stop.... the Escape I rented recently had that shit. And it would kill the engine at every stop sign and you'd lose the electric power steering which was :shock:
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D Griff wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:44 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:20 pm

Haha... okay, I was right.. kinda.

http://www.thestranger.com/slog/2017/10 ... e-liberals
:lolgasm:

The :millennial: types probably just lap that up thinking it's serious :doe: .
Joke ad yes, but that is seriously the way a lot of :millennial: feel in this area which is what makes it funny.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:04 pm Re: start stop.... the Escape I rented recently had that shit. And it would kill the engine at every stop sign and you'd lose the electric power steering which was :shock:
Why for you steering at a complete stop brewsky?
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SixSpeeder wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:26 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:04 pm Re: start stop.... the Escape I rented recently had that shit. And it would kill the engine at every stop sign and you'd lose the electric power steering which was :shock:
Why for you steering at a complete stop brewsky?
Just unnerving is all. Stop car, look around turn, and the steering wheel is rock hard :dedong: in your hands and won't budge because car is ded.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:03 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:44 pm So I spent some time in a new Chevy Cruze.

It is an interesting vehicle. It has a very nice size for a 4 door. I think it can actually carry 4 ppl and their shit.
It is very quiet, on both the freeway and other roads. It is also nice and soft riding... however
FUCKING GM START STOP CAN NOT BE TURNED OFF. It is absolutely :disgust:
on a hot day car turns the fuck off and starts blowing short air, and the system is not seamless intrusive etc. Like :wtf:
My minion is averaging around 35mpg... which I suppose isn't bad. However she was gettin 37 in her mazda 3.

I know :whocares: but still interesting. GM's "small" car is bigger than a honda accord from the 00s
I rented a cruze when I was in california. Drove that bitch from San Fran to Tahoe, to the redwoods in Humboldt county, and back down to SF. It was comfy, quiet as hell, drove nicely, and had a half decent radio. Nice and compact but still enough room inside. Fuel mileage was low IMO with the turbo engine, I think I averaged 30 MPG but that's not terribad. I thought the 6AT was pretty dimwitted and the engine ran out of steam in the upper revs but overall it wasn't bad at all. They have McStruts up front and a torsion beam with a watts link out back so they really aren't horrible on twisty roads.

:notbad: appliance at all. The Mazda is more fun I guess and more premium inside but also a tin can in comparison. The 9th gen base Civic is a notably shittier car all around than the Cruze.
Her 3 is a bit older 2012, man I really don’t like that car. I don’t fit into it and the passenger seat is not hight adjustable, tiny rear seat tons of road noise. Overall poverty experience
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:56 am
SixSpeeder wrote: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:01 pm Saw a girl back into a brick wall earlier :doe:

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and that is why all new cars from 2017+ have reverse cameras from now on
:dat:

Though I watched a girl I know trying to park her Audi for ever using the 360 degree camera, she still wasn't in the spot straight and didn't know how to interpret the lines on the screen and beeps. She has a PHD, yet can't park a car.

:disappoint:
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I think backup cameras are useful they take the guess work out of parking.
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max225 wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:46 pm I think backup cameras are useful they take the guess work out of parking.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:04 pm Re: start stop.... the Escape I rented recently had that shit. And it would kill the engine at every stop sign and you'd lose the electric power steering which was :shock:
:butwhy: would you need your power steering if you were just sitting at a stop sign or red light?
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:28 pm
SixSpeeder wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:26 pm

Why for you steering at a complete stop brewsky?
Just unnerving is all. Stop car, look around turn, and the steering wheel is rock hard :dedong: in your hands and won't budge because car is ded.
Ah.

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