OT #7: Last Bag of Swedish Fish

[wap]

i wuv you and i know you don't have any ill intent.

Shut up

I lol'd

[nuggstein]

i know you guys give me shit all of the time, but that's my weirdo personality, and it's probably why my friends give me shit too, but alas you are all good people.

[razr390]

i know you guys give me shit all of the time, but that's my weirdo personality, and it's probably why my friends give me shit too, but alas you are all good people.

Truthfully we do it because we care. If we didn't we would've been

[goIftdibrad]

i wuv you and i know you don't have any ill intent.

Shut up

normal service resumed

[Johnny_P]

This is the Dogs With Attitude class for reactivity training.

Or as I call it, "The Bad Dog Class" which gets GF

Because your precious little angel couldn't possibly be bad?

I mean, when she bounces up and growls and barks and snaps at another dog just because she saw it and she's on a leash..... yeah that's a bad dog. GF thinks she's a sweetie and is making excuses.

:baddog:

[Johnny_P]

in4snow

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Because your precious little angel couldn't possibly be bad?

I mean, when she bounces up and growls and barks and snaps at another dog just because she saw it and she's on a leash..... yeah that's a bad dog. GF thinks she's a sweetie and is making excuses.

:baddog:

just like parents with horrible kids.

Infamous is worse than I am when it comes to calling our dog out on being crappy. She's a sweet dog, but can be really shitty at times. We both know and just deal with it.

[Thedude]

i know you guys give me shit all of the time, but that's my weirdo personality, and it's probably why my friends give me shit too, but alas you are all good people.

You can rationalize it that way... or you could alter some things about yourself and start commanding respect from others. In case you are wondering where to start, it starts with self-respect.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

It's still snowing here. Unreal. I need to go check if I have enough gas for the snow blower.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

i know you guys give me shit all of the time, but that's my weirdo personality, and it's probably why my friends give me shit too, but alas you are all good people.

You can rationalize it that way... or you could alter some things about yourself and start commanding respect from others. In case you are wondering where to start, it starts with self-respect.

Stop with the logic. That has no place here.

[datgrundle]

I'm at work but don't want to do work, please advise.

Decide what beer to drink tonight and look at boobs after.

[Thedude]

I'm at work but don't want to do work, please advise.

Grab a business notepad and/or stack of papers and briskly walk around the building like you have something urgent to attend to. People like seeing other people act with a sense of urgency. Do this enough and you may even notice higher marks on your next review.

[Do Work, Son]

I'm at work but don't want to do work, please advise.

Decide what beer to drink tonight and look at boobs after.

I don't drink but I'll partake in your boobs.

[Do Work, Son]

I'm at work but don't want to do work, please advise.

Grab a business notepad and/or stack of papers and briskly walk around the building like you have something urgent to attend to. People like seeing other people act with a sense of urgency. Do this enough and you may even notice higher marks on your next review.

I conceal my cellphone and Bluetooth earbuds on my way to the men's rooms. I guess I can go sit on the can and listen to Dan le Batard.

[SAWCE]

i wuv you and i know you don't have any ill intent.

Shut up

[CorvetteWaxer]

My friend's 9 year old sent me this over the weekend.

9 year old humor.... made me laugh.. what does that say about me?

[ChrisoftheNorth]

My friend's 9 year old sent me this over the weekend.

9 year old humor.... made me laugh.. what does that say about me?

I 'd

[razr390]

Shut up

brutality

[razr390]

My friend's 9 year old sent me this over the weekend.

9 year old humor.... made me laugh.. what does that say about me?

[Johnny_P]

I'm at work but don't want to do work, please advise.

Decide what beer to drink tonight and look at boobs after.

I actually did laugh at this. POTD.

[Thedude]

Grab a business notepad and/or stack of papers and briskly walk around the building like you have something urgent to attend to. People like seeing other people act with a sense of urgency. Do this enough and you may even notice higher marks on your next review.

I conceal my cellphone and Bluetooth earbuds on my way to the men's rooms. I guess I can go sit on the can and listen to Dan le Batard.

Oh man, I totally forgot... you are dot gov, aren'tcha? Yeah, you don't don't want to be perceived as an overachiever there.

[Calvinball]

Guilt trip =/= trying to prove a point.

For clarification, I wasn't telling he shouldn't care about his mom, that's totally

What I meant was that he shouldn't worry about shit like going to shovel snow when he's been multiple times and it always ends in his mom shoveling it whether she's feeling good or not, and his sister just bitching to how inconsiderate he is because he's not coming over to help.

I was talking about the context and the circumstance. So if I was misinterpreted I apologize. My feelings still stand about the stubbornness of his mom and the attitude of his sister.

The context of that situation was that mom wasn't feeling good, yet she was going to go out and shovel snow. His sister messaged and emailed him talking about how inconsiderate he is because he's not dropping everything to come and help. wanted to call a shoveling service, but that wouldn't satisfy the situation. It is EQUALLY inconsiderate for his mom and sister to assume that has no life wherever he's at so that he can immediately at the stomp of a foot drop everything and help them do something that the sister could've done alongside his mom, or a 3rd party company could've done.

That's all.

Sent from the beer depository

[SAWCE]

brutality

Red hands on a White man dressed in Blue
The streets are looking like Germany in '42

[SAWCE]

brutality

Red hands on a White man dressed in Blue
The streets are looking like Germany in '42

Waxer may actually enjoy this band.. Stray From The Path. NY Hardcore band.. some of their songs have a Rage Against The Machine vibe to their sound. I dig them.

[D Griff]

There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
"

POTY