OT #7: Last Bag of Swedish Fish

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REally hate when the neighbors fail to fix a fence board that has fallen.
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razr390 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:31 am
wap wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:37 am

I know! We only got barely an inch of snow. :rage: :jalepenis:

But we're supposed to get more through the day and overnight tonight. :fuckyeah:
Hopefully Mother Nature helps make :jalepenis: go from :flaccid: to :jizz: so it can snow more! :hue:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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I lack motivation today.
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Amazingly I have done a lot already today.
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A real adult man does things even when he really doesn't feel like doing them.
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Detroit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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D Griff wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:31 am
nuggstein wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:59 am i wanna bring up a threesome to my gf. I know she's had one before. I've never been in one. Hmmm, anyone with experience here?
:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
:crang: "
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NEEK wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:29 am
Do Work, Son wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:28 am THINGS GOT PRETTY GAY UP IN HERE.
They weren't already?
Touché :mahtroy:
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wap wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:31 am
NEEK wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:24 am

How do you know what I am?
I can read you like a trashy dime store romance novel.
BROMANCE novel.
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wap wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:38 am A real adult man does things even when he really doesn't feel like doing them.
By that definition I am a real adult man.

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[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:10 am
D Griff wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:50 am

Is your sister cumming?
She will be. :hue:
This made me :hue:
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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NEEK wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:33 am REally hate when the neighbors fail to fix a fence board that has fallen.
That's what your neighbor just posted on some other forum.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:44 am
NEEK wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:33 am REally hate when the neighbors fail to fix a fence board that has fallen.
That's what your neighbor just posted on some other forum.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:44 am
NEEK wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:33 am REally hate when the neighbors fail to fix a fence board that has fallen.
That's what your neighbor just posted on some other forum.
It is on his side. I even tried to grab it and stick the nails back in the holes, but it fell again.
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NEEK wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:47 am
CorvetteWaxer wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:44 am

That's what your neighbor just posted on some other forum.
It is on his side. I even tried to grab it and stick the nails back in the holes, but it fell again.
A real adult man would have a bigger nail that would stick.

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