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max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:02 pm
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Synthetic at 6k. 3750 is the if you live in a dust bowl or track it sched. Seriously 6k is no problem on full synthetic. Its in the book.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? MY BOY HAS A 650WHP TUNED STI RUNNING ON E85 FOR THE LAST 5 MILES AND IT HAS BEEN FLAWLESS MAINLY BECAUSE HE CHANGES THE OIL WITH KAMIKAZE SPEC UNICORN TEARS.
YOU KNOW NOTHING DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BACKGROUND IN THIS SHIT? I HAVE BEEN RACING KARS FOR YEARS AND NEVER BROKE MORE THAN 3 MOTORS DUE TO SOME FUCKED UP SHIFT PATTERN.
I can see that you've been spending a good amount of time on nasioc :impressive:
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:45 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:02 pm
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? MY BOY HAS A 650WHP TUNED STI RUNNING ON E85 FOR THE LAST 5 MILES AND IT HAS BEEN FLAWLESS MAINLY BECAUSE HE CHANGES THE OIL WITH KAMIKAZE SPEC UNICORN TEARS.
YOU KNOW NOTHING DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BACKGROUND IN THIS SHIT? I HAVE BEEN RACING KARS FOR YEARS AND NEVER BROKE MORE THAN 3 MOTORS DUE TO SOME FUCKED UP SHIFT PATTERN.
All of this. :bravo:

Dat :corn: powered Jap rocket :doe: OE engineers know literally nothing about the cars they make. It's sad that you have to go to the aftermarket just to make the car safe to drive. I know plenty of people that went stage 2 before break-in and their cars have been running totally fine for a month, compared to the one dudebro I found on a forum that had a stock STI spin its bearings. You basically HAVE TO install a catch can, tune, and change the oil to kamikaze unicorn tears ASAP.
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SixSpeeder wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:01 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:02 pm
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? MY BOY HAS A 650WHP TUNED STI RUNNING ON E85 FOR THE LAST 5 MILES AND IT HAS BEEN FLAWLESS MAINLY BECAUSE HE CHANGES THE OIL WITH KAMIKAZE SPEC UNICORN TEARS.
YOU KNOW NOTHING DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BACKGROUND IN THIS SHIT? I HAVE BEEN RACING KARS FOR YEARS AND NEVER BROKE MORE THAN 3 MOTORS DUE TO SOME FUCKED UP SHIFT PATTERN.
I can see that you've been spending a good amount of time on nasioc :impressive:
Must have been some lingering vape juice in the headliner of that smurf bruuuu STI.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:20 pm
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I can see that you've been spending a good amount of time on nasioc :impressive:
Must have been some lingering vape juice in the headliner of that smurf bruuuu STI.
It's said that his flat brim grew three sizes that day
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SixSpeeder wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:44 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:20 pm

Must have been some lingering vape juice in the headliner of that smurf bruuuu STI.
It's said that his flat brim grew three sizes that day
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I wonder if tr Latin car sales lady has any on the lot at Carmax? :hubba:
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:25 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:21 pm Next up...

GoRf
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I wonder if tr Latin car sales lady has any on the lot at Carmax? :hubba:
Um I really liked the GTI... like a LOT. Back to back with the WRX, I'd never pick a WRX over it. I would love an R.

https://www.carmax.com/car/15154466

This one is in El AJ
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max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:29 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:25 pm

:popcorn:

I wonder if tr Latin car sales lady has any on the lot at Carmax? :hubba:
Um I really liked the GTI... like a LOT. Back to back with the WRX, I'd never pick a WRX over it. I would love an R.

https://www.carmax.com/car/15154466

This one is in El AJ
What do they run new? I'd probably rather have the S4 :iono: nice egg is nice but I have an aversion to VW now and don't need to own the same car twice.
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60-65k +MSRP+tax
The B8.5 S4 is very reliable.
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max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:39 pm 60-65k +MSRP+tax
The B8.5 S4 is very reliable.
Oh I meant the ARRRRR
Agree on the S4 reliability. I'd be ok owning one as long as the build date was nowhere near September lol.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:44 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:39 pm 60-65k +MSRP+tax
The B8.5 S4 is very reliable.
Oh I meant the ARRRRR
Agree on the S4 reliability. I'd be ok owning one as long as the build date was nowhere near September lol.
Lowish 33-4k for a used one. So not much depreciation.
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max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:29 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:25 pm

:popcorn:

I wonder if tr Latin car sales lady has any on the lot at Carmax? :hubba:
Um I really liked the GTI... like a LOT. Back to back with the WRX, I'd never pick a WRX over it. I would love an R.

https://www.carmax.com/car/15154466

This one is in El AJ
:doit: That one is loaded. DAP was an option for 2016. Try it while the subi is still fresh in your mind.
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I know I’ll love it.... but I think a C43 amg Coupé or sedan a 340/m2/3/4 is in the cards next. Maybe a Giulia with the baby dick 2.slow
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max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:32 pm I know I’ll love it.... but I think a C43 amg Coupé or sedan a 340/m2/3/4 is in the cards next. Maybe a Giulia with the baby dick 2.slow
Giulia would be awesome if there were some way to know you weren't getting a complete beta tester train wreck.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:42 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:32 pm I know I’ll love it.... but I think a C43 amg Coupé or sedan a 340/m2/3/4 is in the cards next. Maybe a Giulia with the baby dick 2.slow
Giulia would be awesome if there were some way to know you weren't getting a complete beta tester train wreck.
What could possibly go wrong ? They have been in production for 18 months. And 24 months by the time I’ll be getting into one ...
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max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:46 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:42 pm

Giulia would be awesome if there were some way to know you weren't getting a complete beta tester train wreck.
What could possibly go wrong ? They have been in production for 18 months. And 24 months by the time I’ll be getting into one ...
I mean if it's a lease and in warranty then go for it.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:49 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:46 pm

What could possibly go wrong ? They have been in production for 18 months. And 24 months by the time I’ll be getting into one ...
I mean if it's a lease and in warranty then go for it.
Yep exactly ... even the least reliable car is more reliable car from about a decade ago. And warranty :aintcare:
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:49 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:46 pm

What could possibly go wrong ? They have been in production for 18 months. And 24 months by the time I’ll be getting into one ...
I mean if it's a lease and in warranty then go for it.
I too used to believe dat until I had a GTI at the :dillerman: for 32 days (multiple trips back and forth), and then got a replacement from VW that was promptly in the shop for another week.

My time, gas, and tears were never reimbursed :eeyore:
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max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:51 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:49 pm

I mean if it's a lease and in warranty then go for it.
Yep exactly ... even the least reliable car is more reliable car from about a decade ago. And warranty :aintcare:
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SixSpeeder wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:59 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:49 pm

I mean if it's a lease and in warranty then go for it.
I too used to believe dat until I had a GTI at the :dillerman: for 32 days (multiple trips back and forth), and then got a replacement from VW that was promptly in the shop for another week.

My time, gas, and tears were never reimbursed :eeyore:
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:11 pm
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I too used to believe dat until I had a GTI at the :dillerman: for 32 days (multiple trips back and forth), and then got a replacement from VW that was promptly in the shop for another week.

My time, gas, and tears were never reimbursed :eeyore:
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SixSpeeder wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:59 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:49 pm

I mean if it's a lease and in warranty then go for it.
I too used to believe dat until I had a GTI at the :dillerman: for 32 days (multiple trips back and forth), and then got a replacement from VW that was promptly in the shop for another week.

My time, gas, and tears were never reimbursed :eeyore:
Yet the lesson you learned from that exercise is to buy the least reliable brand in the us ?!
Shit happens :aintcare:
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max225 wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:43 pm
SixSpeeder wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:59 pm

I too used to believe dat until I had a GTI at the :dillerman: for 32 days (multiple trips back and forth), and then got a replacement from VW that was promptly in the shop for another week.

My time, gas, and tears were never reimbursed :eeyore:
Yet the lesson you learned from that exercise is to buy the least reliable brand in the us ?!
Shit happens :aintcare:
I didn't miss my own irony as I typed that. :gaydance:

But it wasn't in that order, I bought a Camaro after the GTI's. Then I :rage: at all the extremely slow drivers in the area and sold it a year later for something more enjoyable and engaging at slow speeds.

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