Melon's Fleet Updating

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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:27 pm
Melon wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:47 pm For those who want to try and ruin my fun:

Truck is going to be in next weekend.
Already got a loan for it, unsecured, 60mo, 2.99% APR.
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Proceed to tell me how every decision I've made in life thus far is wrong, oh yee posters of DFD.
Should have bought an electric car
Should eat less.
Should have bought a house on higher ground.
:ohslap:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Melon wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:47 pm For those who want to try and ruin my fun:

Truck is going to be in next weekend.
Already got a loan for it, unsecured, 60mo, 2.99% APR.
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Proceed to tell me how every decision I've made in life thus far is wrong, oh yee posters of DFD.
:like:
I'm happy that you're happy muh sweet, juicy, :melon:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:13 pm
Melon wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:47 pm For those who want to try and ruin my fun:

Truck is going to be in next weekend.
Already got a loan for it, unsecured, 60mo, 2.99% APR.
Image

Proceed to tell me how every decision I've made in life thus far is wrong, oh yee posters of DFD.
:like:
I'm happy that you're happy muh sweet, juicy, :melon:
:dat: In 4 pics
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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I saw an example of the new :melon: :truk: in the parking lot last night. It looked 5/7. Dat bloo is :jimp:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:56 pm :dat: In 4 pics
:truk:
4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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Melon wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:13 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:56 pm :dat: In 4 pics
:truk:
:dat:

Looks just like mine. They're all worthless boats anyway.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:26 pm
Melon wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:13 pm

:truk:
:dat:

Looks just like mine. They're all worthless boats anyway.
You guys are morans. Should’ve gotten an suv
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Detroit wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:26 pm
Melon wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:13 pm

:truk:
:dat:

Looks just like mine. They're all worthless boats anyway.
I saw a BLOOO ZR2 Boat today at a Chevy :dillerman: in New Jersey. :notbad: :jizz:
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Detroit wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:31 pm
Melon wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:18 pm I am fat.

I don't know of any break-in period. :iono:
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That's actually in the manual.

Before 500 Miles: Required Jump, 30' high, 80' span min. over a pretty individual (Can't assume one's gender) driving a Nissan GT-R. Check shock mount fittings. Inspect Cabin air filter.
4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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Melon wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:44 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:31 pm
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That's actually in the manual.

Before 500 Miles: Required Jump, 30' high, 80' span min. over a pretty individual (Can't assume one's gender) driving a Nissan GT-R. Check shock mount fittings. Inspect Cabin air filter.
:impressive:
As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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4zilch wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2017 6:00 am
Melon wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:44 pm

That's actually in the manual.

Before 500 Miles: Required Jump, 30' high, 80' span min. over a pretty individual (Can't assume one's gender) driving a Nissan GT-R. Check shock mount fittings. Inspect Cabin air filter.
:impressive:
:dat: 5/7
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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D Griff wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:17 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:26 pm

:dat:

Looks just like mine. They're all worthless boats anyway.
I saw a BLOOO ZR2 Boat today at a Chevy :dillerman: in New Jersey. :notbad: :jizz:
:yeahok:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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razr390 wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:57 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:26 pm

:dat:

Looks just like mine. They're all worthless boats anyway.
You guys are morans. Should’ve gotten an suv
JEEP JEEP JEEP
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Melon wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:44 pm
Detroit wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:31 pm
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That's actually in the manual.

Before 500 Miles: Required Jump, 30' high, 80' span min. over a pretty individual (Can't assume one's gender) driving a Nissan GT-R. Check shock mount fittings. Inspect Cabin air filter.
:notbad:
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