The Official Dictionary of DFD

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So, I think we can all agree that anyone who joins DFD has a steep learning curve when it comes to our... unique vocabulary.

I believe we owe it to our freshest meat to bring them into the loop, instead of allowing them to wander outside, completely confused.

Add your definitions below, and the trollistration will keep the master list updated.

1. Alpo Can: Not just for feeding dogs anymore, this is the destroyer of #Blessed poon. Cleaved poor Bender 's wife in two. Also related to Alpo Luck. Defined on Urban Dictionary (link). Also see: :alpo:

2. Blessed Lands: Pennsylvania

3. Mah Troy: troyguitar See: :mahtroy:

4. NEEK: DFD's favorite chrome-domed Californian. Also see: :neek:

5. Plac: The pioneer of Placitis. See: :plac:

6. Placitis: The act of rapidly trading a recently purchased vehicle in for another vehicle, sometimes for one that you've already owned

7. Meatspin: The reason we're all here

8. Melon Arkle: The most melonious fellow, Melon . See: :melon:

9. Poorvette: DFD's favorite budget supercar, pioneered first by maxtdi , and owned by several members of the DFD populace. Also known as a 'Detroit Lambo.' See: :poorvette:

10. Turbo Yaris: Nickname for the VW GTI. See: :turboyaris:

11. Worst forum member: The member who causes the most agita. Elected by the populace of DFD in the Worst Forum Member tournament. Previously maxtdi (pre-2016), now troyguitar (2016)

12. Alpo Luck: Being #blessed with what seems to be unusually fortuitous advancements in life and sexual prowess, but is simply the culmination of many years of hard work, drinking a lot of brown liquor, and slaying remarkably high levels of college poon.

13. Mexican Turbo Yaris: MK7+ GTI

14. Turbo Corolla: 2015+ turbocharged Subaru all-wheel drive rally sedans

15. Dillership: Place where you buy cars. Substitution: Diller

16. Dillerman: You can find these at dillerships, see also: :dillerman:

17. Poverty truck: Budget shit-hauler, characterized by low cost and low reliability. See: :povertytruck:

18. Waxable Calipers: Fixed calipers with high-gloss paint

20. Dead forum: GolfMK6

21. Waxer: :plac: but with money to support the placitis. See: :waxer:

22. Placmath: 5-3+1=7, in general. Related to Plac Profit.

23. Plac Profit: Dealership trade in value - amount owed. Ignores tax paid, depreciation, and other fees associated with the trade.

24. Crang: A DFD member known for self-sabotaging his possible sexual conquests. See: :crang:

25. Dedong: An unusually large male reproductive organ, usually chocolate in color. See: :dedong:

26. Kiagiving: The act of fornicating with a female character of dubious and/or unsavory nature and then purchasing a vehicle for said character, and then watching an Elk shit on its hood.

27. Sawce: Short for ball sawce, a nickname for balius , himself a product of mormon ball sawce. See: :jizz:

28. Balls: Universal term of disdain, excitement, power, or whatever you want it to be. Also see: :balls:

29. OTPHJ: Acronym for 'over-the-pants-hand-job,' the desperate sexual act of milking one's penis manually, using their trousers as a sensual medium.

30. Flatonia: Florida and Louisiana, lands devoid of elevation changes of any kind.

31. DSGay: Any dual-clutch automatic, since they're all the same.

32. Manuel: Known as a row-your-own, manual gearbox. See: :manuel:

33. Jalepeñis: Unimpressive male genitalia, as judged by haleyann

34. Jawn: Nickname for Gunkata, the founder of :balls: Inc. and the non-participating absentee Godfather of DFD.

35. Trev: To postwhore in ways that would make a prostitute blush. I.e. Unbelievable quantity, but abysmal quality.

36. Herman Pain: A gift bestowed to @dungeonmaster in the 2013 Secret Santa Championship by rockchops . Also see: :boner:

37. Wood plow: Euphemism for 'I'd tap that.' Also see: :woodplow:

38. Сибирь: A very lonely place. Land of permafrost and butthurt.

39. Brembro: Name for Brembo brakes. Also see: Waxable calipers

40. Griffmath: Being so impossibly cheap that living with a dude that grabs your crotch to save a few dollars makes perfect sense.

41. Seaverbitchitis: Rage quitting like a bitch because you can't even. Thanks, @punchagoat.

42. Silverado Monthly Payment: Unit of currency, can be abbreviated as SMP. Equal to $200 USD.

43. Dangerously Slow: Anything with a 0-60 time slower than 7.7 seconds (see: 2015 Mazda CX-5 Grand Touring AWD)

44. Troymunism: A political theory derived from the beliefs of troyguitar, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all Poorvettes are publicly owned and each person camps in a tent, eats Little Caesars, and is given a shared distribution of what they deserve in life and deliverance of ultimate luck.

45. Bradfax: Facts delivered in a devastating fashion by our very own golftdibrad; based on real world experience.

46. Maxfax: Facts delivered straight from magazines and 3rd party sources without any real tangible 1st person experience.

47. Brubtub: Made of fiberglass, produced by GM, and powered by the almighty Ellis Juan, this is no tub you should bathe in. Also see: :poorvette:

48. Troy Luck: Previously believed to be an onslaught of undeserved bad luck or fortune, Troy Luck is actually the financial equivalent of Alpo Luck, wherein the 'Troy' of the relationship gets to coast on the coattails of a significant other and thoroughly enjoy the fruits of their labor while complaining about finances they don't actually deserve.

49. Melon Luck: Actual :rage: inducing bad luck.

50. :scoot: : When a thread goes completely off the rails off-topic. Example: :minivan: chat in a :jeep: thread.

51. Crotchfruit: :baby:

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ProBoards = The Third Reich
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Do I come out and tell you you're a fuckhead for everything stupid I think you do? No.. If you'd like, the list is long and I can do so.

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Melon wrote:ProBoards = The Third Reich
I liken them more to Trump/Pence 2016.
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Zillon wrote:
Melon wrote:ProBoards = The Third Reich
I liken them more to Trump/Pence 2016.
:disgust:
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:47 pm

HRC!!!!!

No, not really.
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Zillon wrote:
Melon wrote:ProBoards = The Third Reich
I liken them more to Trump/Pence 2016.
Bravo

Sent from :bender: and :alpo:
This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!

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Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:03 am

No Brubtub???

:wtf: kind of forum is this??
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Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:29 pm

BradFagz - also the wearer of the Crown of Dicks.

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It's the law.

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New definition added. :lolol:
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#12 sees significant revisions as well. :alpo: has been dethroned.
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Zillon wrote:#12 sees significant revisions as well. :alpo: has been dethroned.
I'm just a poor now. A sexy sexy poor.
This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!

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Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:13 am

portions of this list are the equivalent of fake news. It is time we got some up to date info.

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maxtdi wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:13 am
portions of this list are the equivalent of fake news. It is time we got some up to date info.
Such as...?
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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maxtdi wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:13 am
portions of this list are the equivalent of fake news. It is time we got some up to date info.
Present some changes, sir Max.
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Zillon wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:32 pm
maxtdi wrote:
Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:13 am
portions of this list are the equivalent of fake news. It is time we got some up to date info.
Present some changes, sir Max.
I think the :mahtroy: ones were made. I can't comment on the BS you posted about me since that would be a conflict of interest :gaydance:

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Tire to weight ratio: Delusions that front tires wider than 225mm will transform a 3-series into handling like a Z28.
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SixSpeeder wrote:
Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:09 pm
Tire to weight ratio: Delusions that front tires wider than 225mm will transform a 3-series into handling like a Z28.
:notbad:
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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SixSpeeder wrote:
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Tire to weight ratio: Delusions that front tires wider than 225mm will transform a 3-series into handling like a Z28.
:lolol:
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Tue Jan 23, 2018 3:50 am

POAD = Poor’s on the road. Most likely on stretch pay in Kia etc.

Useage:

I didn’t see many POAD’s in Dubai.

Term developed- Walking in Hong Kong there were adverts for a company named POAD. Seemed a perfect fit for DFD. The use for DFD came to me instantly 😀🤡

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Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:25 am

:225: got rear ended by a Nigerian POAD
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
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razr390 wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:25 am
:225: got :knot: :dock: by a Nigerian POAD
FTFY

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Apex wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:36 am
razr390 wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:25 am
:225: got :knot: :dock: by a Nigerian POAD
FTFY
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:wap: Where are these mangos?

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razr390 wrote:
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:225: got rear ended by a Nigerian POAD
Speaking of I need to check with my insurance what the status is ...

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