OT 13: Unholy Guacamole

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nuggstein wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:56 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:11 am

That looks like it's from Need for Speed: Most Wanted.

That game was my favorite.
NFS Underground 2 was the best.
That’s a negative ghost rider
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:17 pm
wap wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:16 pm

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I'll send a snap if you really want it.
:hellno:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:53 pm Thanks! The manufacturer added that stain for the first time ever because of our request. They are flexible about custom requests for stains but they have permanently added this spec to their lineup! My wife's suggestion.
It looks great!

Did they give it a name to commemorate you, something like Surf Brown, perhaps?
:hue: they should, but it would need to be called "Mrs.Surf's Bleached Oak Demand"

Our contractor brought a sample from the competitor to have them match it.
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wap wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:19 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:17 pm

I'll send a snap if you really want it.
:hellno:
We'll see about that.
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wap wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:14 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:26 pm

I spent 3 weeks going over work scope for upcoming maintenance events at the plant. We scrutinized every single piece of equipment and ultimately reduced the work scope to just the bare bones of what needs to be done. Handed it over to the team managing the work. They got in a room with the operations department, the people in charge of running the plant, and they put damn near every single piece of equipment back into the scope saying it needs to be done without actually giving any justification for it.

I fucking give up. Complete horseshit. This place is run by retards.
PM :doe: ?
More like
We had it on the scope of work to enter this vessel and inspect it. Open / clean / inspect / close back up. We determine we can actually satisfy our inspection requirement by scanning it from outside the vessel, so no reason to enter. Operations team sees that, says oh hell no you have to go inside it and it needs to be cleaned. So it's back in. I wanted the operations work list before I tried to skinny down our work list for this very reason but my boss wouldn't fucking listen to me and here we are. Wasted 3 weeks of effort.
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wap wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:16 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:01 pm I have a pimple or ingrown hair coming in on my ass. Hurts real bad. It's just outside of where I sit, but if I shift my weight to the right side I can put some pressure on it and feel it.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:56 pm
wap wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:16 pm

Pics
:wtf:
You just earned yourself a picture too, Bucko.
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Calvinball wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:49 am Yeah Broad is just a shit show.


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I don't get it. 1 in 20 people tailgate on side streets. 1 in 3 tailgate on Broad. I almost exclusively play the stop sign dance now instead of duke it out on Broad.
I have Bang Bussed on Broad. Can confirm, is shitty.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:21 pm
wap wrote:
It looks great!

Did they give it a name to commemorate you, something like Surf Brown, perhaps?
:hue: they should, but it would need to be called "Mrs.Surf's Bleached Oak Demand"

Our contractor brought a sample from the competitor to have them match it.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:23 pm
wap wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:19 pm

:hellno:
We'll see about that.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:39 pm
wap wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:14 pm

PM :doe: ?
More like
We had it on the scope of work to enter this vessel and inspect it. Open / clean / inspect / close back up. We determine we can actually satisfy our inspection requirement by scanning it from outside the vessel, so no reason to enter. Operations team sees that, says oh hell no you have to go inside it and it needs to be cleaned. So it's back in. I wanted the operations work list before I tried to skinny down our work list for this very reason but my boss wouldn't fucking listen to me and here we are. Wasted 3 weeks of effort.
Dat lack of communication is :fullretard:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:56 pm
wap wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:16 pm

Pics
:wtf:
:hue: :nope:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:01 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:56 pm

:wtf:
You just earned yourself a picture too, Bucko.
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wap wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:25 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:23 pm

We'll see about that.
:yikes:
If I take the picture right, you won't even be able to tell it's my butt.. It'll just be the whitest skin you've ever seen, and an angry red bump.

If I take the picture wrong... :knot:
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:01 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:56 pm

:wtf:
You just earned yourself a picture too, Bucko.
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D Griff wrote:
Johnny_P wrote: I don't get it. 1 in 20 people tailgate on side streets. 1 in 3 tailgate on Broad. I almost exclusively play the stop sign dance now instead of duke it out on Broad.
I have Bang Bussed on Broad. Can confirm, is shitty.
:member: I had a thread that was just ridiculous stories from my old commute down the length of broad st.


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My farts smell like death and I’m in a closed off office by myself so I’m crop dusting myself.

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SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:30 pm
wap wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:25 pm

:yikes:
If I take the picture right, you won't even be able to tell it's my butt.. It'll just be the whitest skin you've ever seen, and an angry red bump.

If I take the picture wrong... :knot:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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razr390 wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:06 pm My farts smell like death and I’m in a closed off office by myself so I’m crop dusting myself.

:thisisfine:
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I'm gonna nap so hard on my lunch break.. gonna feel good.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:12 pm I'm gonna nap so hard on my lunch break.. gonna feel good.
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Michelle just had that phone interview for the job in Portland... No word on the potential job at Sharp yet since the initial contact.
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So some of us are testing/deploying a patching management product that is cloud based (works off of the internet/website - we don't host the servers). Anyways, while we were working with it yesterday, the site went down on numerous occasions for hours. And this wasn't the first time. So, I was asked to send an email out to the support team requesting a root cause analysis of the issue. I mean, we're supposed to be testing this so we sign up other customers/manage their patching through this. We've already purchased the product.

Anyways, some "Security & Operations Manager" responds to my email shortly after I send it. He apologies about the issue, said they have been working on it around the clock for the past two days, and they finally resolved it. Then he has the audacity to say the following:

"I’m afraid much of the root cause you most likely will not be familiar with, but to lay it out as simply as possible." And then proceeded to explain the issue. We're the customers! Dafuq?

What a :dong:
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nuggstein wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:43 pm So some of us are testing/deploying a patching management product that is cloud based (works off of the internet/website - we don't host the servers). Anyways, while we were working with it yesterday, the site went down on numerous occasions for hours. And this wasn't the first time. So, I was asked to send an email out to the support team requesting a root cause analysis of the issue. I mean, we're supposed to be testing this so we sign up other customers/manage their patching through this. We've already purchased the product.

Anyways, some "Security & Operations Manager" responds to my email shortly after I send it. He apologies about the issue, said they have been working on it around the clock for the past two days, and they finally resolved it. Then he has the audacity to say the following:

"I’m afraid much of the root cause you most likely will not be familiar with, but to lay it out as simply as possible." And then proceeded to explain the issue. We're the customers! Dafuq?

What a :dong:
At least he was honest with you unlike that VW dealership charging you $730 for a carbon cleaning when that’s what it costs without the intake manifold being opened up by warranty. :lolgasm:
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razr390 wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:52 pm
nuggstein wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:43 pm So some of us are testing/deploying a patching management product that is cloud based (works off of the internet/website - we don't host the servers). Anyways, while we were working with it yesterday, the site went down on numerous occasions for hours. And this wasn't the first time. So, I was asked to send an email out to the support team requesting a root cause analysis of the issue. I mean, we're supposed to be testing this so we sign up other customers/manage their patching through this. We've already purchased the product.

Anyways, some "Security & Operations Manager" responds to my email shortly after I send it. He apologies about the issue, said they have been working on it around the clock for the past two days, and they finally resolved it. Then he has the audacity to say the following:

"I’m afraid much of the root cause you most likely will not be familiar with, but to lay it out as simply as possible." And then proceeded to explain the issue. We're the customers! Dafuq?

What a :dong:
At least he was honest with you unlike that VW dealership charging you $730 for a carbon cleaning when that’s what it costs without the intake manifold being opened up by warranty. :lolgasm:
yo this dude doesn't know who I am. Or who we are as a company. Imagine I said that to one of our customers? They have an issue and I go, I don't think you'll understand, but here you go anyways? And VW didn't charge me $730 for a carbon cleaning...

:wtf:
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