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wap wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:36 am
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:25 am

Jan 4th

I'm 33 :yikes:
Eh, you're still just a :baby:


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Exactly what I was thinking when I read that.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:48 am We banned :crotchfruit: at or wedding too.

Was, hands-down, the best party I’ve been to and/or thrown. Guest list was under 90 people, we excluded liquor unless you brought it, and we had no official DJ, so we played the songs we wanted.

Can’t stand it when weddings get hijacked by some DJ who wants to play Electric Slide on repeat. :disgust:
We straight up told our DJ he would NOT get paid if he played any of the songs on a list we handed him before the reception. Despite getting requests for some of them he hung tough and didn't play them so he got paid.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:10 am
wap wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:36 am

Eh, you're still just a :baby:


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Exactly what I was thinking when I read that.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:25 am
wap wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:52 amHappy birthday Brah! When is/was it?

As for the rest of this post, it all sounds like a bunch of :disgust: :nope:
Jan 4th

I'm 33 :yikes:
Happy Birthday!

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2018 is looking like it's going to be an expensive year.

We're doing that Tennessee trip in March, then in June going to Seattle for a wedding and it looks like we're following the wedding couple to Hawaii for 10 days. I think I'd rather buy another motorcycle or something.

On the plus side, got notification from the :doge: insurance that they will be reimbursing us $700 for the nearly $1,000 ER visit. :fuckyeah: a purchase that pays off.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:17 am
wap wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:13 am

We straight up told our DJ he would NOT get paid if he played any of the songs on a list we handed him before the reception. Despite getting requests for some of them he hung tough and didn't play them so he got paid.
I went to a friend's wedding recently and it was very clear that the list of music they gave the DJ to play was thrown right into the garbage.

SAD!
I'd tell him to GTFO, plug in my phone, and stream some shit
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:18 am
wap wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:13 am

We straight up told our DJ he would NOT get paid if he played any of the songs on a list we handed him before the reception. Despite getting requests for some of them he hung tough and didn't play them so he got paid.
We did the inverse but the same. Gave him like 8 hours of "any of these but nothing else that the maid if honor doesn't approve of."
That keeps the olds from getting chicken dance, macarena, YMCA, or hokey pokey.
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Melon wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:15 am
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:25 am

Jan 4th

I'm 33 :yikes:
Happy Birthday!

Another '85-er.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:17 am
wap wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:13 am

We straight up told our DJ he would NOT get paid if he played any of the songs on a list we handed him before the reception. Despite getting requests for some of them he hung tough and didn't play them so he got paid.
I went to a friend's wedding recently and it was very clear that the list of music they gave the DJ to play was thrown right into the garbage.

SAD!
:wat:
I would :rage: so hard on that DJ :derp: if he did that to me. I'd tell him to straighten the fuck up and play my shit or :gtfo: immediately.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:18 am
wap wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:13 am

We straight up told our DJ he would NOT get paid if he played any of the songs on a list we handed him before the reception. Despite getting requests for some of them he hung tough and didn't play them so he got paid.
We did the inverse but the same. Gave him like 8 hours of "any of these but nothing else that the maid if honor doesn't approve of."
We sort of did similar. We were given a list of genrss to pick from. We chose 80's/90's alternative/new wave, plus some 60's/Motown, in addition to our specific songs for first dance, wedding party dance, etc.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:15 am 2018 is looking like it's going to be an expensive year.

We're doing that Tennessee trip in March, then in June going to Seattle for a wedding and it looks like we're following the wedding couple to Hawaii for 10 days. I think I'd rather buy another motorcycle or something.

On the plus side, got notification from the :doge: insurance that they will be reimbursing us $700 for the nearly $1,000 ER visit. :fuckyeah: a purchase that pays off.
You should do TN around mid-May doe.

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wap wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:36 am
Apex wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:58 amMorning DFD.
Ay Pecs! :wub:
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:28 am
[user not found] wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:18 am

We did the inverse but the same. Gave him like 8 hours of "any of these but nothing else that the maid if honor doesn't approve of."
That keeps the olds from getting chicken dance, macarena, YMCA, or hokey pokey.
Chicken dance and Hokey Pokey were on our DO NOT PLAY list, and the DJ got requests for both! :gag:
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Apex wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:47 am
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:15 am 2018 is looking like it's going to be an expensive year.

We're doing that Tennessee trip in March, then in June going to Seattle for a wedding and it looks like we're following the wedding couple to Hawaii for 10 days. I think I'd rather buy another motorcycle or something.

On the plus side, got notification from the :doge: insurance that they will be reimbursing us $700 for the nearly $1,000 ER visit. :fuckyeah: a purchase that pays off.
You should do TN around mid-May doe.

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Working around the wife's schedule as a teacher... Two weeks off in March, last three weeks of June and first three weeks of July off.
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DJs are :disgust:

Real band or :gtfo:
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:49 am DJs are :disgust:

Real band or :gtfo:
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:48 am
Apex wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:47 am

You should do TN around mid-May doe.

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Working around the wife's schedule as a teacher... Two weeks off in March, last three weeks of June and first three weeks of July off.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:49 am DJs are :disgust:

Real band or :gtfo:
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:49 am DJs are :disgust:

Real band or :gtfo:
Wedding bands are often :disgust: too, :doe:

I was just done with hearing 0/7 covers of Proud Mary and Celebration and stupid polkas. :hellno:

Maybe theyve gotten better in recent decades. :iono:
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:49 am DJs are :disgust:

Real band or :gtfo:
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The cost difference is minimal, DJs are highly overpaid.
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What :doge: insurance do people have? Last time I got a quote, the basic plan that just covered emergencies was $25/mo. $300/year. Our :doge: has never been in for an emergency and we've had her for 5 years...so I've saved $1,500 so far. So if she does go for an emergency, I have $1500 to spend before I start losing.
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wap wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:57 am
troyguitar wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:49 am DJs are :disgust:

Real band or :gtfo:
Wedding bands are often :disgust: too, :doe:

I was just done with hearing 0/7 covers of Proud Mary and Celebration and stupid polkas. :hellno:

Maybe theyve gotten better in recent decades. :iono:
I'd rather have a Viking wedding where we slaughter a goat to the Gods and eat the heart. I think that would have greater staying power than a cover band poorly playing a rendition of Happy by Pharrell.
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Detroit wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:06 pm What :doge: insurance do people have? Last time I got a quote, the basic plan that just covered emergencies was $25/mo. $300/year. Our :doge: has never been in for an emergency and we've had her for 5 years...so I've saved $1,500 so far. So if she does go for an emergency, I have $1500 to spend before I start losing.
I'm interested in hearing as well. I'd have saved money last year if I had dag insurance. It's all just such a scam though.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:00 pm
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The cost difference is minimal, DJs are highly overpaid.
ummm no. Our DJ was 300 bucks with tip.
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