The Sno Show - Tales of Wedding Fuckery

[Sno]

Lols hey, I am not defending this crazy broad in the LEAST. And I’m sure as shit glad she wasn’t my issue to deal with. I cannot fathom how this girl didn’t know other than weddings can make people lose their damn minds. I honestly think she was wildly preoccupied.

[goIftdibrad]

Lols hey, I am not defending this crazy broad in the LEAST. And I’m sure as shit glad she wasn’t my issue to deal with. I cannot fathom how this girl didn’t know other than weddings can make people lose their damn minds. I honestly think she was wildly preoccupied.

[Sno]

Lols hey, I am not defending this crazy broad in the LEAST. And I’m sure as shit glad she wasn’t my issue to deal with. I cannot fathom how this girl didn’t know other than weddings can make people lose their damn minds. I honestly think she was wildly preoccupied.

Lunch is at 12:30

[goIftdibrad]

Lunch is at 12:30

[Jaxper]

Caught up on the stories - thank god our wedding was nowhere near those! Our went off extremely well with no real issues and got wonderful feedback from just about everyone.

in4preweddingbabybride

[stripethree]

Furiously pounding refresh button on this thread.

[Sno]

You guys.

So not like ... fitness model petite. She probably should have known.



Pictures from her bachelorette party on a drinking binge only few weeks ago...






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[Melon]

Furiously pounding refresh button on this thread.

[goIftdibrad]

You guys.

So not like ... fitness model petite. She probably should have known.



Pictures from her bachelorette party on a drinking binge only few weeks ago...






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wow, delivered.

one can see the crazy in her eyes. And the d00d? one can see the 'wtf did i just do' in his

[stripethree]

And the d00d? one can see the 'wtf did i just do' in his

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh that is the look of regret if I've ever seen one. I give this union 3 months.

[Melon]

You guys.

So not like ... fitness model petite. She probably should have known.



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Dat smile.

[goIftdibrad]

You guys.

So not like ... fitness model petite. She probably should have known.



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Dat smile.

right?!?!

[Melon]

No wonder they had a kid, I'd be terrified to stick my dick in that mouth.

"Want to know what I can do with these scars?"

"Uh, no, actually, let's watch Veggie Tales."

[Desertbreh]

You guys.

So not like ... fitness model petite. She probably should have known.



Pictures from her bachelorette party on a drinking binge only few weeks ago...






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Best Thread. This guy is fcked 7 ways from Sunday and in that pic....he knows it.
This woman is not the first to have the whole 8-9 month gestation period just go under the radar, but it continues to amaze me each and every time.

[Acid666]

No wonder they had a kid, I'd be terrified to stick my dick in that mouth.

"Want to know what I can do with these scars?"

"Uh, no, actually, let's watch Veggie Tales."

The way that lipstick keeps going and going and going. It's like she was listening to a YouTube tutorial on applying lipstick, she answered a phone call and got distracted, And when she got back to doin her face it autoplayed onto a cateye eyeliner video and she just kept going with the lipstick.

[goIftdibrad]

You guys.

So not like ... fitness model petite. She probably should have known.

Best Thread. This guy is fcked 7 ways from Sunday and in that pic....he knows it.
This woman is not the first to have the whole 8-9 month gestation period just go under the radar, but it continues to amaze me each and every time.

I wonder if he ordered the DNA testing kit before or after the wedding

[Desertbreh]

Best Thread. This guy is fcked 7 ways from Sunday and in that pic....he knows it.
This woman is not the first to have the whole 8-9 month gestation period just go under the radar, but it continues to amaze me each and every time.

I wonder if he ordered the DNA testing kit before or after the wedding

Yeah, this is a "Sno's Industry wins, everybody else loses" event.

[Sno]

I wonder if he ordered the DNA testing kit before or after the wedding

Yeah, this is a "Sno's Industry wins, everybody else loses" event.

I️ wish you guys could hear vendors get together on Mondays and trade their battle stories from the weekend. Today had so much mind blowing over this girl. People brought baby gifts instead of wedding gifts. Our industry is such a weird planet to live on.

[stripethree]

I️ wish you guys could hear vendors get together on Mondays and trade their battle stories from the weekend. Today had so much mind blowing over this girl. People brought baby gifts instead of wedding gifts. Our industry is such a weird planet to live on.

I bet this would make a 5/7 weekly podcast. Just don't refer to the bride or groom or family by name and maybe even leave out the venue or have code names for them.

[Melon]

Baby McSquats

[Sno]

Hunted down engagement photos for further review. She would have been about 3 months in these. Both Zilch and I say a couple of them she looks pregnant and some of them it’s hard to tell.

Look, I’m no size 0. So I have a hard time basing it on appearance. I just can’t get over the fact that she never noticed any kicking or pushing?!



I feel bad for the kid. Especially with those genetics, he’s ugly as fuq.


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[Apex]

Corey's fucked.

[Acid666]

Corey's fucked.

[SAWCE]

I feel bad for the kid. Especially with those genetics, he’s ugly as fuq.


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Yeah.. neither of them are ugly, but they definitely aren't attractive people and I can see the kid easily getting the worst features from both of them.

[Sno]

Next weekends bride in Austin, TX. You guys... it’s happening again...

At least she’s going to the damn doctor.





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