The Sno Show - Tales of Wedding Fuckery

Sno · Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:16 pm

Melon wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:05 pm I was totally on board with making her think it was a rape club.

It was Fax’s wife’s idea. So if so, I might be down. ‘Celt the rapey part.

Melon · Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:58 pm

Sno wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:16 pm
Melon wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:05 pm I was totally on board with making her think it was a rape club.
It was Fax’s wife’s idea. So if so, I might be down. ‘Celt the rapey part.

All rape jokes aside.

You might get to meet my bro.
He's coming into town tomorrow, not sure how long he'll stay through the weekend, but hopefully worlds can converge.

Sno · Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:35 pm

Melon wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:58 pm
Sno wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:16 pm

It was Fax’s wife’s idea. So if so, I might be down. ‘Celt the rapey part.
All rape jokes aside.

You might get to meet my bro.
He's coming into town tomorrow, not sure how long he'll stay through the weekend, but hopefully worlds can converge.

Saweet! Bring him along!

Sno · Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:28 am

So apparently I never posted about the bride that threw up in the middle of our initial consult meeting? I thought I had and had an update on it this morning, so...

A couple weeks ago I met with a girl to potentially book her. She was a total mess and had to excuse herself in the middle of the meeting to go vomit. Definitely a first for me and I have had some seriously anxious brides. We had a quick convo over "are you sure you really want to get married?..." and she responded that when she is with her fiancé, she is totally fine, it's just when she started to discuss details, she loses it. This is her second marriage, she got married to a marine back when she was like 17 that ended last year I think? I've actually known this girl since elementary school and she's never been super nuts.

Any way, ended up booking her. Probably against my better judgement but whatevs. This was in my inbox this morning:

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Melon · Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:37 am

Never a dull read in this thread.
*sips covfefe*

wap · Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:18 am

Oh wow.

dubshow · Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:53 am

buckle up buckeroo

stripethree · Sun Jan 21, 2018 1:19 pm

This is her second marriage, she got married to a marine back when she was like 17 that ended last year

giant waving red flag :doe:

Sno · Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:10 pm

Oh, there are certainly concerns to be had and I will probably eat my words but I don’t think her crazy will be my issue.

wap · Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:43 pm

Sno wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:10 pm Oh, there are certainly concerns to be had and I will probably eat my words but I don’t think her crazy will be my issue.

Hope you're right :doe:

Sno · Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:58 am

wap wrote:
Sno wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:10 pm Oh, there are certainly concerns to be had and I will probably eat my words but I don’t think her crazy will be my issue.

Hope you're right

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Melon · Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:01 am

Sno wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:58 am
wap wrote:

Hope you're right

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goIftdibrad · Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:54 am

Sno wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:28 am So apparently I never posted about the bride that threw up in the middle of our initial consult meeting? I thought I had and had an update on it this morning, so...

A couple weeks ago I met with a girl to potentially book her. She was a total mess and had to excuse herself in the middle of the meeting to go vomit. Definitely a first for me and I have had some seriously anxious brides. We had a quick convo over "are you sure you really want to get married?..." and she responded that when she is with her fiancé, she is totally fine, it's just when she started to discuss details, she loses it. This is her second marriage, she got married to a marine back when she was like 17 that ended last year I think? I've actually known this girl since elementary school and she's never been super nuts.

Any way, ended up booking her. Probably against my better judgement but whatevs. This was in my inbox this morning:

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wap · Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:23 pm

Sno wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:58 am
wap wrote:

Hope you're right

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Jaxper · Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:31 pm

Catching up on this thread was well worth the time wasted at work.

Desertbreh · Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:10 pm

Sno wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:58 am
wap wrote:

Hope you're right

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Deets.

Sno · Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:22 pm

Desertbreh wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:10 pm
Sno wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:58 am

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Deets.

That bride actually got a killer dress over the weekend, might be my favorite one all year. Holding out hope for her sanity.

Sno · Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:32 pm

Wedding season starts dis weekend, fools.

And we're kicking it off with two Irish Catholic families that are serving all vegan. And a $25,000 floral budget.

dubshow · Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:38 pm

Melon · Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:41 pm

Desertbreh · Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:42 pm

Sno wrote: ↑Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:32 pm Wedding season starts dis weekend, fools.

And we're kicking it off with two Irish Catholic families that are serving all vegan. And a $25,000 floral budget.

dubshow · Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:19 pm

[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:46 pm
dubshow wrote: ↑Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:38 pm
Perfect anticipatory reaction gif.

Sno · Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:54 pm

Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:42 pm
Sno wrote: ↑Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:32 pm Wedding season starts dis weekend, fools.

And we're kicking it off with two Irish Catholic families that are serving all vegan. And a $25,000 floral budget.

Welcome to wedding world, bruh. Where money ain't shit and drunk babysitting costs thousands.

Sno · Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:00 pm

[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:45 pm I'm so glad Sno is back. Missed your saucy

I’m happy to be back, good sir.

Melon · Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:15 pm

Glad you're back.