Do you even beard, bro?

Off-topic? You mean on-topic!

How much hair is on your face?

Full beard
11
34%
It's 5:00 somewhere
7
22%
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14
44%
 
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Who all on here rocks a beard most of the time? I know myself and :amir: do, but mine is by choice...

Do you use products, or go au naturel? Groom it yourself, or go full :waxer: and have a barber do your dirty work for you?

There is a small company out of Texas called Beard Supply that I like for oils. The only one of their scents I've tried that I didn't love was Deep Woods, smelled too earthy and too much like rotted wood... IPA, Winter Spice, and their Old Fashioned were all great. Planning on trying their Harvest Spice scent next. I typically oil it every morning after waking up and washing my face, sometimes I'll oil it at night too after I shower if it's feeling dry.

I trim it myself too, although if I have an event where I need to look nice, I'll go to a barber and have them clean up the edges along my cheeks and shape it a little bit so it looks more controlled.
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I can't grow a beard. Apparently, my grandfather was 1/4 Native American, so that's why.
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Shouldn't this be a powl? :notsure:
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And :nope: on the beard thing.
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Apex wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:27 pm Shouldn't this be a powl? :notsure:
No, bro. A poll invites all you clean shaven ladyboys in here, while not making it a poll obviously makes it super exclusive and somewhere where we won't go off topic.



Am I DFDing correctly?
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Melon wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:24 pm I can't grow a beard. Apparently, my grandfather was 1/4 Native American, so that's why.
:notsure: I have friends who are 1/4 Native American themselves, and one of them grows a beard just fine... Their grandpa was actually the last chief of thier tribe :impressive:
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Apex wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:27 pm Shouldn't this be a powl? :notsure:
:sawce: MAKE IT SO!
Fine :sass:
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:29 pm
Apex wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:27 pm Shouldn't this be a powl? :notsure:
No, bro. A poll invites all you clean shaven ladyboys in here, while not making it a poll obviously makes it super exclusive and somewhere where we won't go off topic.



Am I DFDing correctly?
Yet here we are... You got all the cleanshaven ones first.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:23 pm Who all on here rocks a beard most of the time? I know myself and :amir: do, but mine is by choice...

Do you use products, or go au naturel? Groom it yourself, or go full :waxer: and have a barber do your dirty work for you?

There is a small company out of Texas called Beard Supply that I like for oils. The only one of their scents I've tried that I didn't love was Deep Woods, smelled too earthy and too much like rotted wood... IPA, Winter Spice, and their Old Fashioned were all great. Planning on trying their Harvest Spice scent next. I typically oil it every morning after waking up and washing my face, sometimes I'll oil it at night too after I shower if it's feeling dry.

I trim it myself too, although if I have an event where I need to look nice, I'll go to a barber and have them clean up the edges along my cheeks and shape it a little bit so it looks more controlled.
:lolol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Currently:
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Almost 6 months of growth with only minor trims to clean up stray hairs. Planning on going for a full year with no major trims. It's kinda dry right now as I ran out of oil last week and haven't ordered more yet.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:27 pm
I just look filthy with a beard.
With a beard?
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:48 pm Currently:
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Almost 6 months of growth with only minor trims to clean up stray hairs. Planning on going for a full year with no major trims. It's kinda dry right now as I ran out of oil last week and haven't ordered more yet.
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mine is short but there. I do it cause the wife likes it. IMHO its a PITA and easier to just shave.
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I decided last year that when I retire I will grow a retirement beard a la David Letterman.

Might not last more than a month or 2 :doe:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:11 pm mine is short but there. I do it cause the wife likes it. IMHO its a PITA and easier to just shave.
I don't mind rockin' a little scruff, but what I hate is food and animal hair caught in the facial hair. Drives me nuts.
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I am not capable of growing facial hair, really.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:11 pm mine is short but there. I do it cause the wife likes it. IMHO its a PITA and easier to just shave.
I don't mind rockin' a little scruff, but what I hate is food and animal hair caught in the facial hair. Drives me nuts.
I suprisingly don't get too much animal hair in my beard with how much the two :doge: shed, but food is a stuggle. It was getting real bad recently, so I actually trimmed quite a bit off the mustache part. Any sort of sauce, or liquid-like substance is guaranteed to get stuck in there so I have to be extra diligent with napkin usage and usually have to make a quick trip to rinse it out after eating anything like that. This morning, for example, was some over-easy eggs, yolk all in my mustache.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:59 pm

I suprisingly don't get too much animal hair in my beard with how much the two :doge: shed, but food is a stuggle. It was getting real bad recently, so I actually trimmed quite a bit off the mustache part. Any sort of sauce, or liquid-like substance is guaranteed to get stuck in there so I have to be extra diligent with napkin usage and usually have to make a quick trip to rinse it out after eating anything like that. This morning, for example, was some over-easy eggs, yolk all in my mustache.
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I shave every morning, otherwise I feel disgusting. I'm sure I could grow a ZZ Top beard if I could stand the feel of it.
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troyguitar wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:53 pm I shave every morning, otherwise I feel disgusting. I'm sure I could grow a ZZ Top beard if I could stand the feel of it.
In4ZZTroy.

If you can get past the first week or two it isn't bad at all. You'll hit a few awkward stages where you hate how it looks, but if you give it another week or two you usually get over that feeling.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:59 pm

I suprisingly don't get too much animal hair in my beard with how much the two :doge: shed, but food is a stuggle. It was getting real bad recently, so I actually trimmed quite a bit off the mustache part. Any sort of sauce, or liquid-like substance is guaranteed to get stuck in there so I have to be extra diligent with napkin usage and usually have to make a quick trip to rinse it out after eating anything like that. This morning, for example, was some over-easy eggs, yolk all in my mustache.
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troyguitar wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:53 pm I shave every morning, otherwise I feel disgusting. I'm sure I could grow a ZZ Top beard if I could stand the feel of it.
:doit: and in4picsofTroyTroyTop
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I am not allowed to grow a beard because of work :(

I need to be able to wear a respirator at any given moment if I'm in certain areas of the plant, and a beard will compromise the seal the respirator makes with your face, according to our safety people here.

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[user not found] wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:42 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:15 pm I am not allowed to grow a beard because of work :(

I need to be able to wear a respirator at any given moment if I'm in certain areas of the plant, and a beard will compromise the seal the respirator makes with your face, according to our safety people here.

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Neckbeard, bro. :hubba:
I grow neckbeard out on the weekends :hubba:

Mostly just to annoy GF :lol:
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Neckbeard, bro. :hubba:
I grow neckbeard out on the weekends :hubba:

Mostly just to annoy GF :lol:
I generally don't shave on the weekends, unless we have somewhere to go. Wife doesn't mind :doe:
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