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Who is on your top 5?

Objective: Top five is the list of people you're allowed to sleep with without consequence, granted by your significant other, if ever given the opportunity.

There are rules:
-Top five can be updated but must only contain five members at any given time. If a member is added, a current member must be removed.
- No pre-existing relationships to significant other allowed. I.E Your sister, your best friend, etc.
- Same sex top five encouraged for funsies. Same rules apply.

Here we go!

The gentleman:
1. Justin Timberlake (hasn't moved since I was 15)
2. Channing Tatum
3. Patrick Dempsey
4. Usher
5. Jesse Williams

The ladies:
1. Natalie Portman
2. Keira Knightley
3. Emmy Rossum
4. Emma Watson
5. Lisa Ling. Yep.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Why not, I'll play:

The ladies:
1. Alyssa Milano
2. Jennifer Lawrence
3. Emma Watson
4. Kyung Li
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5. Julianne Moore


The gentleman:
1. Chris Hemsworth
2. Hugh Jackman
3. Idris Elba
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Chris Pratt
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Officially Official:

1. Margot Robbie
2. Olivia Wilde
3. Jennifer Lawrence
4. Katy Perry
5. Isla Fisher
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[user not found] wrote:I like this.

1. Olivia Wilde. Fuck. Those eyes.

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2. Keira Knightley
3. Emma Watson
4. Natalie Portman
5. Elisha Cuthbert

Similar tastes, it seems, miss Sno. :dock:
We'd be great wingmen for each other.
4zilch wrote:Officially Official:

1. Margot Robbie
2. Olivia Wilde
3. Jennifer Lawrence
4. Katy Perry
5. Isla Fisher
There's been some change up. Margot Robbie at number one? Really?
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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In no particular order,

Jennifer Lawrence
Mila Kunis
Natalie Portman
Anna Kendrick
Haley Steinfeld but she's only 19 so that makes me feel a bit creepy so I'll be happy to wait a few years. :lol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Sno wrote:
[user not found] wrote:I like this.

1. Olivia Wilde. Fuck. Those eyes.

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2. Keira Knightley
3. Emma Watson
4. Natalie Portman
5. Elisha Cuthbert

Similar tastes, it seems, miss Sno. :dock:
We'd be great wingmen for each other.
4zilch wrote:Officially Official:

1. Margot Robbie
2. Olivia Wilde
3. Jennifer Lawrence
4. Katy Perry
5. Isla Fisher
There's been some change up. Margot Robbie at number one? Really?

I could easily swap around the top 3, but

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My top 5 would be people I know not people that I have no knowledge of their actual personalities :crang:
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Johnny_P wrote:My top 5 would be people I know not people that I have no knowledge of their actual personalities :crang:
You're doing it wrong.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote:
Johnny_P wrote:My top 5 would be people I know not people that I have no knowledge of their actual personalities :crang:
You're doing it wrong.
Anna Kendrick
Catrinel Menghia
Penelope Cruz from like 15 years ago
Isabella Artale
Angelina Joile again from 15 years ago.

I'd say a few other girls I know but I haven't seen them in 8 years so IDK if they're beat or not now.
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Johnny_P wrote: Anna Kendrick
Catrinel Menghia
Penelope Cruz from like 15 years ago
Isabella Artale
Angelina Joile again from 15 years ago.

I'd say a few other girls I know but I haven't seen them in 8 years so IDK if they're beat or not now.
Penelope Cruz from Blow man. :mindblown: :jimp:
I was thinking Vanilla Sky but yeah you got the idea.
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Winona Ryder
Anne Hathaway
Julia Stiles
Linda Fiorentino
Keira Knightley

Strong runner up for Lana Parrilla
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datgrundle wrote:Winona Ryder
Anne Hathaway
Julia Stiles
Linda Fiorentino
Keira Knightley

Strong runner up for Lana Parrilla
Oooo Anne Hathaway. Strong choice.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote:
datgrundle wrote:Winona Ryder
Anne Hathaway
Julia Stiles
Linda Fiorentino
Keira Knightley

Strong runner up for Lana Parrilla
Oooo Anne Hathaway. Strong choice.

She's awesome!! Beautiful, super smart, and seems have a very good hearted outlook in her personal life.
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Johnny_P wrote:
Sno wrote:
You're doing it wrong.
Anna Kendrick
Catrinel Menghia
Penelope Cruz from like 15 years ago
Isabella Artale
Angelina Joile again from 15 years ago.

I'd say a few other girls I know but I haven't seen them in 8 years so IDK if they're beat or not now.
Anna Kendrick you say?

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datgrundle wrote:
Johnny_P wrote: Anna Kendrick
Catrinel Menghia
Penelope Cruz from like 15 years ago
Isabella Artale
Angelina Joile again from 15 years ago.

I'd say a few other girls I know but I haven't seen them in 8 years so IDK if they're beat or not now.
Anna Kendrick you say?

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:jimp:

I'd also like to add Milana Vayntrub to my list because why not
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Sno wrote:Who is on your top 5?

Objective: Top five is the list of people you're allowed to sleep with without consequence, granted by your significant other, if ever given the opportunity.

There are rules:
-Top five can be updated but must only contain five members at any given time. If a member is added, a current member must be removed.
- No pre-existing relationships to significant other allowed. I.E Your sister, your best friend, etc.
- Same sex top five encouraged for funsies. Same rules apply.

Here we go!

The gentleman:
1. Justin Timberlake (hasn't moved since I was 15)
2. Channing Tatum
3. Patrick Dempsey
4. Usher
5. Jesse Williams

The ladies:
1. Natalie Portman
2. Keira Knightley
3. Emmy Rossum
4. Emma Watson
5. Lisa Ling. Yep.
Gonna do the ladies:

1. Natalie Portman
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2. Keira Knightley
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3. Emmy Rossum
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4. Emma Watson
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5. Lisa Ling. Yep
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wap wrote:
datgrundle wrote:
Anna Kendrick you say?

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:jimp:

I'd also like to add Milana Vayntrub to my list because why not
You're doing it wrong, too. Who are you kicking off to make room for her?
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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datgrundle wrote:
Sno wrote:Who is on your top 5?

Objective: Top five is the list of people you're allowed to sleep with without consequence, granted by your significant other, if ever given the opportunity.

There are rules:
-Top five can be updated but must only contain five members at any given time. If a member is added, a current member must be removed.
- No pre-existing relationships to significant other allowed. I.E Your sister, your best friend, etc.
- Same sex top five encouraged for funsies. Same rules apply.

Here we go!

The gentleman:
1. Justin Timberlake (hasn't moved since I was 15)
2. Channing Tatum
3. Patrick Dempsey
4. Usher
5. Jesse Williams

The ladies:
1. Natalie Portman
2. Keira Knightley
3. Emmy Rossum
4. Emma Watson
5. Lisa Ling. Yep.
Gonna do the ladies:

1. Natalie Portman
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2. Keira Knightley
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3. Emmy Rossum
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4. Emma Watson
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5. Lisa Ling. Yep
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I have fantastic taste.
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Sno wrote:
wap wrote: :jimp:

I'd also like to add Milana Vayntrub to my list because why not
You're doing it wrong, too. Who are you kicking off to make room for her?
:notsure:
Alright, I'll kick off Haley Steinfeld, but just for a few years until she's old enough to make it not quite so creepy.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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[quote="Devilchrono"]Why not, I'll play:

The ladies:
1. Alyssa Milano
2. Jennifer Lawrence
3. Emma Watson
4. Kyung Li
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5. Julianne Moore

Next up....

1. Alyssa Milano
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2. Jennifer Lawrence
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3. Emma Watson
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4. Kyung Li
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5. Julianne Moore
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1.left hand
2.right hand
3.left hand upside down
4.right hand upside down
5. Left hand after it falls asleep
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Emma Watson is a strong choice for sure
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Punchagoat wrote:1.left hand
2.right hand
3.left hand upside down
4.right hand upside down
5. Left hand after it falls asleep
:amazing:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Punchagoat wrote:1.left hand
2.right hand
3.left hand upside down
4.right hand upside down
5. Left hand after it falls asleep
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OK, fine...I'll be the odd one out...

In no particular order...

Kate Upton
Sofia Vergara
Christina Hendricks
Ashley Graham
Milana Vayntrub
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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