Virgin Hour's financial mistake

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yes i am back
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after ending a toxic relationship with a whore who is now pregnant, i made a financial mistake

i bought a corolla


it started off as a cute econobox that made maybe 75hp in it's prime
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then a couple hundred monies later, the ricer in me took over and now it looks like it's being driven by an older hispanic father who had dreams of owning a racecar but could only afford home depot and vatozone parts

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a couple monies later the front end looks like a datsun 510/bmw e30 and trolls both communities

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and some more monies later it has wheels so old that enkei themselves dont even have information about them

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Untitled by Sasquatch Snapshots, on Flickr


as of today, a new carb is on it's way and new wheels are sitting in the garage

despite it looking like a chunty ass ricer, there is some quality work done to the car by yours truly

future plans include an aggressive cam, headers to compliment the rest of the exhaust, dual side draft yamaha r1 carbs, fender flares and moar low
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So you're a dad? :impressive:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:21 am So you're a dad? :impressive:
i will simply let the forum figure this out on their own
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mycrors7 wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:26 am
razr390 wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:21 am So you're a dad? :impressive:
i will simply let the forum figure this out on their own
If you're a dad, then this corolla is the second financial mistake you made.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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to help further aid the discovery of my fatherhood, said whore has been dating a new said to be homosexual man for about one full year now
said whore also texts me whenever they are not physically together, therefore me getting updates on her miserable life

since breaking up with this said whore a year ago, i have found myself a new whore, who at one point was dating my ex-coworker.

stories get juicy
my car doesnt idle
carbureted problem

and for those who wonder, i still have my golf and it's still broken
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:14 am
mycrors7 wrote:to help further aid the discovery of my fatherhood, said whore has been dating a new said to be homosexual man for about one full year now
said whore also texts me whenever they are not physically together, therefore me getting updates on her miserable life

since breaking up with this said whore a year ago, i have found myself a new whore, who at one point was dating my ex-coworker.

stories get juicy
my car doesnt idle
carbureted problem

and for those who wonder, i still have my golf and it's still broken
Just to recap where you and I left off - you're the problem in these women's lives, they aren't the problem in yours.

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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:14 am
mycrors7 wrote:to help further aid the discovery of my fatherhood, said whore has been dating a new said to be homosexual man for about one full year now
said whore also texts me whenever they are not physically together, therefore me getting updates on her miserable life

since breaking up with this said whore a year ago, i have found myself a new whore, who at one point was dating my ex-coworker.

stories get juicy
my car doesnt idle
carbureted problem

and for those who wonder, i still have my golf and it's still broken
Just to recap where you and I left off - you're the problem in these women's lives, they aren't the problem in yours.

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mycrors7 wrote:to help further aid the discovery of my fatherhood, said whore has been dating a new said to be homosexual man for about one full year now
said whore also texts me whenever they are not physically together, therefore me getting updates on her miserable life

since breaking up with this said whore a year ago, i have found myself a new whore, who at one point was dating my ex-coworker.

stories get juicy
my car doesnt idle
carbureted problem

and for those who wonder, i still have my golf and it's still broken
Just to recap where you and I left off - you're the problem in these women's lives, they aren't the problem in yours.

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Yes, yes I am.



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razr390 wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:36 am
mycrors7 wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:26 am

i will simply let the forum figure this out on their own
If you're a dad, then this corolla is the second financial mistake you made.
:dat: :facepalm:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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mycrors7 wrote:to help further aid the discovery of my fatherhood, said whore has been dating a new said to be homosexual man for about one full year now
said whore also texts me whenever they are not physically together, therefore me getting updates on her miserable life

since breaking up with this said whore a year ago, i have found myself a new whore, who at one point was dating my ex-coworker.

stories get juicy
my car doesnt idle
carbureted problem

and for those who wonder, i still have my golf and it's still broken
Just to recap where you and I left off - you're the problem in these women's lives, they aren't the problem in yours.

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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote:Just dropping truth nukes

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''Tis the truth
I'm a dick to these girls
I'm what they call a "fuckboy"
But them cheating on me only escalated my fuckboy-ness

In all seriousness though you're not wrong.
I went to therapy for my problems and have improved myself quite a bit.

:hai: to everyone who remembers me

To keep this car journal related
The Corolla is rear wheel drive. It shares suspension components with the AE86 for that jdm initial d takumi life which is what keeps the value of this car higher than what most expect
It's currently on ae86 tanabe lowering springs with KYB AGX shocks/strut inserts
Fronts were also converted to ae86 strut spindles, hubs, and brakes
Rear brakes are still drum brakes. An ae86 GTS axle with LSD and disc brakes should be on the car by the end of the year





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I thought this might be RWD. I'll admit, this is really cool.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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mycrors7 wrote: ''Tis the truth
I'm a dick to these girls
I'm what they call a "fuckboy"
But them cheating on me only escalated my fuckboy-ness

In all seriousness though you're not wrong.
I went to therapy for my problems and have improved myself quite a bit.

:hai: to everyone who remembers me

To keep this car journal related
The Corolla is rear wheel drive. It shares suspension components with the AE86 for that jdm initial d takumi life which is what keeps the value of this car higher than what most expect
It's currently on ae86 tanabe lowering springs with KYB AGX shocks/strut inserts
Fronts were also converted to ae86 strut spindles, hubs, and brakes
Rear brakes are still drum brakes. An ae86 GTS axle with LSD and disc brakes should be on the car by the end of the year





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Glad you're in therapy man. Also the car should cool as shit

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oh man that's horrible. at least your in a mk7 now. im jelly :o
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