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Black just looks like a maintenance nightmare to me but the beauty of the Poon Cruiser is that it is what it is.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:14 pm Black just looks like a maintenance nightmare to me but the beauty of the Poon Cruiser is that it is what it is.
Any color short of gray is. This car supposedly has a shit ton of brake dust also... can't verify as of yet

I also noticed that water thrown by the tires makes it way through the air channel in the fender and then throws dirt on the door :yikes:
Dat active water management :disgust:

BTW was the programming comment for me ? Cuz I don't brogram.



































i still want a jeep also
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max225 wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:17 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:14 pm Black just looks like a maintenance nightmare to me but the beauty of the Poon Cruiser is that it is what it is.
Any color short of gray is. This car supposedly has a shit ton of brake dust also... can't verify as of yet

I also noticed that water thrown by the tires makes it way through the air channel in the fender and then throws dirt on the door :yikes:
Dat active water management :disgust:

BTW was the programming comment for me ? Cuz I don't brogram.



































i still want a jeep also
Are you Troysick? Let me help you out with a "Do you even comprehend the English language motherfucker?"

YOU, MAXIMILLIAN ZHUKOV=Piloting the Winged Valkyrie of Aryan World Dominion

LOW LEVEL BROGRAMMER=Driving your half assed old 335i, understeering into every fucking bit of K-Rail in the Pay Area.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Yeah I can see the flake from the full pics you posted. I still think it looks fantastic. Saw a black 1 Series M last year... holy hell it looked good.
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It is pretty crazy what the Fucktory did though...

The only shiny bit in the front BMW vadge
And the /// from the badge
The only shiny bit in the rear /// from the Vadge
and then only the wheels on the sides. EveryTHING else is black. You can't black it out if you tried...
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max225 wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:30 pm It is pretty crazy what the Fucktory did though...

The only shiny bit in the front BMW vadge
And the /// from the badge
The only shiny bit in the rear /// from the Vadge
and then only the wheels on the sides. EveryTHING else is black. You can't black it out if you tried...
You can order it that way or have the grills applied as it arrives or later. I dont like total black out. .I have chrome grills on front. Black on the side. Chrome M2 on the back. All black simply ruins the lines. A bit of contrast is always good...to me at least.
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Davestr wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:32 pm
max225 wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:30 pm It is pretty crazy what the Fucktory did though...

The only shiny bit in the front BMW vadge
And the /// from the badge
The only shiny bit in the rear /// from the Vadge
and then only the wheels on the sides. EveryTHING else is black. You can't black it out if you tried...
All black simply ruins the lines.
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max225 wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:45 pm
Davestr wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:32 pm

All black simply ruins the lines.
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:D :lol: :lol:
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:43 pm
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No scantily clad AZN hottie with fake boobs? :gtfo: Nobody cares about your car.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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max225 wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:30 pm It is pretty crazy what the Fucktory did though...

The only shiny bit in the front BMW vadge
And the /// from the badge
The only shiny bit in the rear /// from the Vadge
and then only the wheels on the sides. EveryTHING else is black. You can't black it out if you tried...
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:07 pm
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About half what it costs to drive a GTI in NJ. :iono:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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So ... I went through 2 tanks of gas so far. 20.1 and 20.0 Mpg. So this thing gets around 10% worse gas mileage than the 335i, not bad while having 50% more power.

Additional thoughts, the 20s are fking big, and the ride suffers on bad pavement which is a "not shit sherlock" type of an assumption.

Also for whatever reason asshats keep rev'ing their cars at me and try and race me, which is new to me... I haven't had that happen since the C5. Everyone was :aintcare: about the 335i, however this car gets a bit more attention in that regard.

I went 15-70 with a CTS-V... (2nd gen) that thing was cammed/slammed, and I am pretty sure he was running E85 because it smelled like alcohol. We were essentially side to side, but he claimed he "spun" but too much traffic and I almost went deaf since I had my windows down and I am positive he was well over 100DB.

Insane. Anyways... Cool story bro.
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another cool story bro... apprently tires don’t last long at all on this car. Forum Bros seems to get around 10-15k on the rears and 15-20k in the front :wtf: that’s some crazy shit ...
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:36 am another cool story bro... apprently tires don’t last long at all on this car. Forum Bros seems to get around 10-15k on the rears and 15-20k in the front :wtf: that’s some crazy shit ...
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:36 am another cool story bro... apprently tires don’t last long at all on this car. Forum Bros seems to get around 10-15k on the rears and 15-20k in the front :wtf: that’s some crazy shit ...
:stig: lyfe
I’ll have to get a $1500 set of tires at around 20k miles then, it should last me until the 36k mile turn in
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Should have bought a truk ...


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Should have bought a truk ...


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That's not a M3...
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Should have bought a truk ...


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NICE Toilet brah. Cimarron. Impressive.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Should have bought a truk ...


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NICE Toilet brah. Cimarron. Impressive.
Crowning around like a mfkr.
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max225 wrote: Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:36 am another cool story bro... apprently tires don’t last long at all on this car. Forum Bros seems to get around 10-15k on the rears and 15-20k in the front :wtf: that’s some crazy shit ...
20" tires are :waxer:
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:45 pm
max225 wrote: Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:36 am another cool story bro... apprently tires don’t last long at all on this car. Forum Bros seems to get around 10-15k on the rears and 15-20k in the front :wtf: that’s some crazy shit ...
20" tires are :waxer:
Yep. Around the same price as the 19s though... because they are not runcraps.
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Crush him like the grape he is lol :)
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