Not exactly a meme, but I chuckled.

I had to vote the Arches. If you're going to eat crap, eat crap that admits it's crap; not crap that's masquerading as not crap.

Wear U B @? Down under?

I'm back, but have a few more in the hopper, so, seen on the streets of Stockholm 5.0:

Sorry to head about your dad, man. Oh shit. Sorry about your dad, man. :( Thanks Bois. I really do appreciate it. Seen on the streets of Stockholm 4.0: https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18670838_1842117242468965_4466642303084114536_n.jpg?oh=1b129d79ccaa2d083373e1799b6945be&oe=59E61FC9

Right now: attending to family business... Sweet. Hopefully it's good family business. Are you anywhere near Gamla Stan? If putting my dad to rest is good family business, then... I'm about a 5 minute walk from Gamla Stan. My nephew is a tour guide for the royal palace, so we got a behind-the-scene...

Seen on the streets of Stockholm 2.0 (this is my nephew and his car, BTW).

wap wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 11:50 am

Clownshoobie wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2017 6:47 am Seen on the streets of Stockholm 1.0.

When were you in Stockholm? I love that city!

Right now: attending to family business...

Seen on the streets of Stockholm 1.0.

Do Work, Son wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 1:19 pm I feel like pissing in the tub is a different ballgame from pissing in the shower. Dat's nasty.

True dat. It made me feel young again, y'know, like 8 or 9 years old.

I once had 7 beers in a day and shat blood for a week. Did I mention that I'm skinny? :bruh: Sounds like you needed :midol: Have your :tits: started growing yet? I have no comeback, breh: I'm a huge pussy when it comes to drinking. Don't get me wrong, I drink all of the time--way more than is healt...

I can up the ante on this silly powl question. Two weeks ago, I played in a brutal squash tournament (squash is a racket game played in a box by pretentious ponces such as myself. It's a sport that puts a premium on fitness, and is freaking exhausting). I had four matches in 2 days, which is two mor...

I once had 7 beers in a day and shat blood for a week. Did I mention that I'm skinny?

Remember when Chevy sports cars were a joke? It's hard to imagine a reason to buy a new M3.

Shoobie. Can we talk abiout the epic Hobbiton tavern backdrop for your clownshoe? Is that your pad? Pretty waxer for a chimney sweep. Methinks instead it is the residence of a $200/hr BMW mechanic. First, I'm a chimney sweep, and not a $200/hour BMW mechanic. If I were a BMW mechanic, I'd be $95/ho...

:gtfo: +2 E46 m3 is shit. Plethora of current cars that are better in every way. Including my current 335 No question about it. A 335i is a way better car than an E46 M3, but it's not a better driving experience. The S54 motor, the dynamic chassis, the lack of sophisticated traction nannies, the li...

Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2017 10:45 am if you dont embrace new shit, you will be one of those crabby old classic car guys stuck in the past. And at some point you will spend more time wrenching than driving.

Shit. I think I'm already one of those crabby old classic car guys! I f'n hate those guys.

I had the pleasure (?) of riding bitch in a brand new Lambo yesterday.** Aside from feeling a bit like a '70s Harlem Pimp, it struck me that the car was too good. It flappy-paddled from gear-to-gear with smooth perfection: nary a jolt. It puttered along from 0 to 25mph as smoothly as a Camry. Visibi...

Got a ride in this today: https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18195097_1806782222669134_1252137886403347569_n.jpg?oh=8981171813cfa861fe5eb1fabf57f36a&oe=598AD215 Driving down Main Street in Manayunk (gentrified botiquey street in Philly), I actually was slightly embarrassed. What was :...

In the lost-but-not-forgotten DFD, there was mention of a link to a place to get 65 watt headlights. Linky? Thanks a bunch. OSRAM Rallye bulbs, which I believe may have been discontinued. I used to order mine thru Candlepowerinc - they now carry Vosla 55W 100+ bulbs. http://store.candlepower.com/os...

Dearest Spyderina McPorsh:

When you drop your inattentive man, swipe right when you see the ol' Clownshoobie's profile. I'll treat you real nice.

In the lost-but-not-forgotten DFD, there was mention of a link to a place to get 65 watt headlights. Linky?

Thanks a bunch.

wap wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:14 pm

Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:25 am

came in for wap selfie, left

Trust me, you're better off.

Ain't nobody got time for that franchise.

Jethuth Cwithe.