As we say on the streets, Mr. Melon ain't fuckin' around.

When I was 18, I bought my first car: $800 in crumpled up ones bought me a 1970 Fiat Spyder. I loved that car more than any object I've owned before or since. It was a piece of shit, and I was James Fucking Bond. I have spent a lifetime, and larger and larger sums of money trying to rekindle that le...

Yesterday.

^Any time is more than worth it^

Yosemite is the jewel of the planet. Period. No disappoint. Your timing is a little early, however. There are a number of attractions in Yosemite, and it's too early in the year to see most of them. The main valley will be open, and the roads clear. That is the glammiest and most jarring of the vist...

First, a couple of level setting points. All the below is based on several decades of research funded by ASIS (the security management professional organization), the Society of Human Resource Management, and the .gov. Most of the research has been conducted at PhD level psychology and criminal jus...

[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 4:55 pm

Jethuth Cwithe!

Congrats! E30s are NOT overrated. I had a 87 325is. Bought it with 170k miles, sold it with 230k miles. Nothing broke. Nothing. Brake pads tires and fluids. I've had a lot of cars, and that was a top 5, without a doubt. I've posted this before (in the old DFD), but I'll repost. I did a build for a n...

Looks-n-sounds like R is in great shape. Keep, don't trade (especially for something else used): it's the devil you know and love. When you add to the stable, let it be something completely different. Despite being the most geezerly DFDist, my first impulse was something less practical than a sensib...

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26907004_2171180292895990_4502120447196745708_n.jpg?oh=04b470033af04c0c70bf8e680ad96ecc&oe=5ADAA2DB Anything up to 3" of snow is quite okay. Turn off DSC and take it slow in the snow. Global warming will take care of the rest. Thanks, Crooked H...

:dat: It's embarrassing. I would put on my best pair of Jox (Mom wouldn't buy me Pro Keds), parachute pants, and sleeve-rolled-up Members Only, and trick Nicki Miller into letting me finger pop her in the back of Spencer Gifts. Yeah. Class. Nicki was hot AF doe. Yeap. http://runt-of-the-web.com/wor...

We'll go wander aimlessly around the mall to get out of the house during the winter. :iono: As did we at your age. Get back to me in a few dozen decades and let me know how you feel then. ;) :dat: It's embarrassing. I would put on my best pair of Jox (Mom wouldn't buy me Pro Keds), parachute pants,...

To be fair I think it looks alright but then again I never really had an issue with the F56 styling in general. I think Mini/BMW needed to uncork the engines a bit, make the MT better, make the car more exciting to drive through sound or who knows what. They also didn't do a damn thing to the inter...

[user not found] wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:46 am

I think Mazda has a great design language.

Johnny_P wrote: ↑Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:17 pm Am I the only one that thinks this thing looks like a Mazda?

No, sir, you are not.

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A simple man would buy a mustang. Dat thing is 100k
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Who's buying it? I'm just fixing it.

And while I'm in a fixing mood....

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Because and I'm a simple man.

Turns out I'm not in charge of design in Stuttgart, but if I were, this would be the GT.

A quick check in regarding my wife's German Camry: 2012 328i. -40k miles -Replaced Valvetronic motor -Replaced front and rears brakes/rotors -Failed Thermostat -Failed rear main seal, clutch is oil soaked and slips. It's worth about 1/3 of what we paid for it (1/4 if you consider interest and repair...

In Lowe's parking lot: a Co brah.