People who respond to out of office replies with “I know you’re out of th office, but...”

We got a new dog and he's probably the cutest thing I've ever seen. Still too little to leave mom, but should be able to take him home in a couple weeks. I'm now a goldendoodle basic bitch, I guess? https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180619/9d1367767c402ae6f7e0180db95c6be0.png Sent from my iPhone u...

KiaGiver wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:29 am I also read all the pages. I told Trav I’d love to intern for you in the fall, lol.

Accepting resumes. Can you sweat your ass off? That’s basically all we do.

lagunasecaballs wrote: ↑Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:35 am This was a fun read. I read every single god damn page yesterday.

More committed than some of my couples, girl.

I’m a big fan of “twatwaffle,” too.

Let me paint Saturday's picture for you: 95 degrees. Over 100 degrees with the heat index. The shit barn I posted a few pages back without A/C. We were responsible for all set up (including a ceremony in full sun at 4:00 pm. Absolutely no shade. None.) as well as "stack and rack" - strikin...

Thats actually kinda proven to be true, one of my turkish friends here found a chinese girl and they’ve been together for nearly 7 months now. Also one of my moms friend got divorced and found a guy on tinder and eventually married for 5 years I believe. I can happen No :dong: pics were involved, b...

:lolol: :lolgasm: :lolol: Thats actually kinda proven to be true, one of my turkish friends here found a chinese girl and they’ve been together for nearly 7 months now. Also one of my moms friend got divorced and found a guy on tinder and eventually married for 5 years I believe. I can happen Dude....

SAWCE wrote: ↑Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:17 pm On tinder you don’t have to wait for them to message first, so you can just rapid fire dick pics to all your matches without needing to wait for them to say hello.

Guaranteed to get you a wife.

:howdy: Any news? No diagnosis yet, some tests have come back and are negative. It’s hard to gauge her level of impairment cause she’s always so exhausted. Motor function, speech, eating, etc I think they all take effort so she’s avoiding them all for the most part. We have seen glimpses though. Sh...

Acid666 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:35 pm Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn girl. When my wife gets home to bitch about work it's all but you coming home and bitching is all

I mean, I have to carry business insurance purely covering the fact that I work in crazy town...

There was also just overall hand holding happening. She sort of takes the mentality that the wedding video is the most important part of the wedding day. Period. It's important, but let's actually get them married. After the cold brew incident on Saturday morning, I was trying to get out of the hous...

Popcorn worthy but god damn I am thirsty for more. Expensive cold brew consumption? Dirty dishes at dog level? "Hey, what's next"? Does the bride have my check? It's the photog's fault. I'll add one more thing... but she is new to owning her own busines She's been solo since 2011, be it h...

Promised update from yesterday’s wedding and our 2/2 of the double header weekend. Epically long post, Grab a beer. So there are a few bullet points you need to understand before we get too knee deep into all of this. Some of these are just context for the amount of crazy that went into yesterday. -...

I will echo the Qalo recommendations. Zilch and I both have one. We wear them when we are riding the motorcycle, mostly so if we happen to go down, they don't have to cut off our wedding rings, or worse, our fingers, since fingers are so commonly injured in accidents. Even with gloves on. I also wea...

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Sno wrote: ↑Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:24 pm I’m over level 1000 on candy crush...

Zilch, divorce this Becky.

it was a brain turn off. I actually haven’t played it in well over two years.

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Sno wrote: ↑Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:54 pm

and they’re still married?

With two kids. As her sister says "anyone can do anything twice." Either he's not gay (doubtful) or they have a nice 'partnership.' If that word makes sense.

Some people just need companionship.

First real update of 2018 season! We have a doubleheader this weekend so I am back at it tomorrow with a bitch that is fucking crazy and I fully anticipate a second quality update but as for yesterday... Groom was absolutely positively undeniably obviously gay. And here's the thing, we do gay weddi...

I’m over level 1000 on candy crush...

First real update of 2018 season! We have a doubleheader this weekend so I am back at it tomorrow with a bitch that is fucking crazy and I fully anticipate a second quality update but as for yesterday... Groom was absolutely positively undeniably obviously gay. And here's the thing, we do gay weddin...

Personally I would skimp on clarity. I went balls deep into how diamonds are rated and found that if you get the color and cut you like, the untrained eye wont notice a lot of difference between clarity ratings I had a jeweler my family has known for years show me a bunch of different diamonds of d...

in4 :fax: :triggered: I'm a very indecisive person and have been thinking about this for a long time, but I feel that the time has probably come to get engaged to my gf. While she isn't perfect, I feel that she is the perfect person for me. It's really tough to come to a decision like this, I'm not...

Do you know what kind of style she’s hoping to have?

Bourdain hit hard in our house. Zilch and I found some of our first common interests over Bourdain. His books have always been in our house and we are loyal watchers of any show he is on. He defined how we travel together, going for the hole in the wall joints over touristy crap. We both came runni...

Bourdain hit hard in our house. Zilch and I found some of our first common interests over Bourdain. His books have always been in our house and we are loyal watchers of any show he is on. He defined how we travel together, going for the hole in the wall joints over touristy crap. We both came runnin...